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(U) Lessons Learned
(TS//BD) Dear diary,
(TS//BD) Today I learned that you can't please all the ponies all the time.
(TS//BD) Unfortunately, all the ponies learned about my sliding scale of stallion sexiness and I kind of created a dictatorship-like information control campaign in an attempt to censor it.
(TS//BD) Well diary, at least you, and I, and... now all of Ponyville know this isn't the worst thing I've ever done.
Originator: Twilight Sparkle
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