The Equestrian Mafia

by TheEveryDaySparkle


Mission 1

"Infiltration was a success." came a voice over the walkie talkie. It was a girl's voice. The girl was covered from head to foot in the most form fitting black suit known to mankind, from its tight fit on her curves to its accentuation of her more...sensual areas.

The girl on the other end had no idea why her friend insisted on looking 'her best' as she called it, during their missions. It puzzled her to no end, Especially considering the rather...gruesome nature of their jobs. Still, she had to compliment her style choices.

"Good Job, Rarity. It's all up to AJ now." came another voice in response to the first. "Now head back before you get spotted."

"Of course, darling." she responded back.

With that, the rather fashionable girl switched the device off and moved to leave. However, as soon as she took a step, she was greeted by the sound of footsteps moving in her direction.

"Drat. I thought Twilight switched off all the sensors." she started to run, then she had a thought. 'No way. could he have been expecting us?'

Unfortunately, while she was having that thought, she didn't notice the footsteps moving in front of her, effectively surrounding her and blocking her escape. When she did, they already had their guns drawn.

"Oh now this is just 'wonderful'." she groaned out as she looked both in front of and behind her before jumping towards the ones in front of her and landing right inside the group. With a flirtatious wink she began to fight, sweeping the first off their feet with her legs and proceeding to knock the guns from their hands, grabbing two in her own and firing off round after round into the group, effectively hospitalizing, and/or killing all of them.

She walked out of the group that was now nothing more than a shivering mess at her feet and over to the others who were stunned with shock and fear at the speed with which she dispatched their comrades. But their fear was short lived as it was soon replaced with rage at the loss of their valued friends. They proceeded to fire on her.

As they did so, time seemed to slow to a crawl as Rarity stopped walking and brandished her stolen guns again, firing them off with expert precision towards her opponents own bullets, shattering them in an explosion that blinded both parties. Rarity raised her arm to cover her face as the debris from the explosion dispersed outward in every direction.

She stepped through the cloud of smoke that had formed to see her pursuers doing much the same. She had just set her guns down and settled on just knocking them out, not wanting to waste anymore bullets, when...

"Yoohoo, bad guys!" a voice sounded from behind the battling group and suddenly they were all on the floor. Their bodies slowly fell one by one to reveal a girl with a puffy head of dark pink hair and the brightest blue eyes you ever did see. She too wore the same outfit as Rarity. She smiled when she saw her partner in crime.

"Rarity! There you are!" suddenly a hand clamped over her mouth, silencing her. It was Rarity.

"Be quiet, Pinkie darling. We're on a secret mission, remember?"

Pinkie removed her hand and spoke in a whisper. "Oh, right. sorry."

Rarity smiled. "That's better dear. But I have to wonder. What are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to be distracting the guards."

"I was." said pinkie.

"Then why were there guards in the hall where i was?"

"I don't know. I was distracting them like we agreed. They all passed out when I gave them my special cupcakes."

"hmm..." Rarity put a hand to her chin in thought. 'Maybe there were more guards than we initially thought.' She shrugged and let go of her friend.

"Ah well, no time to think about it now. We have a mission to complete."

Pinkie suddenly looked confused. "But our parts are over silly! It's Twilight and AJ's turn, remember?"

Rarity sighed. "Ah yes. How could I ever forget."


"Ha...ha...ha...ha..." A blonde girl could be heard breathing heavily as she made her way through the air vents of the building, "Consarnit! These gosh darn things are so tight I can barely move. It's makin' this much harder than it has to be." Indeed she was right. Her friend's costume design skills may have been second to none, but they left something to be desired in the usability department.

"The least she could've done was make it a little less fittin'." Once again, her friends flare for the dramatic got her into uncomfortable situations. 'Well, at least it's breathable.' she thought as she made her way toward an open vent. She looked down it and sure enough, there was the area she needed to be.

She opened the vent and dropped down, pleased to see that Rarity had done her job. She wouldn't have to worry about any pesky guards getting in her way.

"Welp. Time to get movin'." With that, she made her way through the door and into another of the building's rooms. Into the target's room.

She moved silently, as to not be noticed until she was ready to make the final strike. She was just close enough to attack. However, when she did, she was satisfied with what came back. Red blood gushed out of the targets neck and coated her knife. But suddenly, there was a really bad feeling in her gut, like something was wrong. But what could it be? Then she heard it. A voice. She staggered back confused. It was then she dared to look behind her.

"Surprised?"

She turned around completely and saw something that made her eyes widen in shock. There was her target, safe and sound.

"Hold on a hay pickin' minute! If you're there, then what's this?"

With a frantic hand, she turned the chair around and saw an old man with a look of shock imprinted on his face from when she had stabbed him.

"W-what is this?" she said, her voice and body now shaking as much as her hands.

"That was my butler. Poor boy. Had a wife and child and everything. Did you really think I wouldn't be expecting someone to come after me? I'm a criminal, you idiot! It's kind of in the job description!"

AJ was furious. "You-you monster! how could you do that to one of your own?! He worked for you for Pete's sake!"

The man smiled. "Exactly. He worked for me. And as a loyal member of my household, he should feel honored to die for the sake of my protection."

That was the last nail in the coffin for AJ. She snapped and charged toward him, knife at the ready. "I'll kill you!!"

"Uh-uh-uh... I think you might want to reconsider that thought."

She stopped. "What do you mean?"

"Oh nothing. just this." He pressed a button and the ceiling opened up, revealing Fluttershy, tied up and gagged and hanging from the ceiling.

"If you attack me, she might get hurt too."

"You let her go. RIGHT NOW!"

"Ohh, that stopped you dead in your tracks didn't it? You can't do anything with your friend in danger like that, can you?"

"Let her go or I SWEAR I'll-"

"You'll what? Are you hard of hearing or something? I told you I have your friend. There's nothing you can d-"

Suddenly, an explosion was heard. AJ had to cover her eyes with her arm to keep from being blinded by the scattering debris.

When she removed her arm and the dust cleared, she saw a girl with rainbow hair, and an angry expression. She'd recognize those highlights anywhere. It was Rainbow Dash!

"Oh yeah? Well how about me?" Rainbow said as she stepped over the rubble towards AJ and the still tied up Fluttershy, who she proceeded to free from her bindings.

"Sorry I'm late, Apple Jack. I just thought I'd try to make my entrance a little more awesome."

AJ smiled and sighed. Typical Rainbow. "No, it's alright. You were right on time."

"Oh really? Great!" Suddenly her mood shifted back to angry as she said, "Now then. What about you?" She glared in fury at the man who had just finished his make out session with the ground and was now trying to sneak away from them. Unfortunately for him, it didn't work.

"Don't worry, Dash. This one's mine." AJ said as she stepped over to the cowering villain in front of her. He tried to run away, but was stopped by someone stepping in front of him, blocking his escape. He looked up and saw none other than Pinkie Pie, smiling a wide smile at him. To him, it was the smile of the angel of death.

"Hi there, Mr. criminal!" Without a single word more, she shot him with some sort of strange contraption, and suddenly he was tied up in...streamers?

The other two girls looked up and noticed a guard sneaking up behind Pinkie. They both screamed in unison, "Watch out!"

Pinkie looked behind her. Then laughed. It shocked them both. That is until she said, "Relax, girls! It's just Rarity!"

With that, the guard dropped, now revealed to be a corpse. Hidden behind was Rarity, just like Pinkie had said.

The two girls were shocked once again, but that quickly faded when they remembered that they still had a scumbag to kill.

They all glared at the now captured criminal. Especially Apple Jack. "You monster. I'll kill you for what you've done. Prepare yerself."

With that she walked over to the still tied up mobster and said, "See ya in hell." She then proceeded to stab him in the neck, ending his life, much to her satisfaction ad relief.

Their mission officially over, the five girls left the building and made their way home. They were soon joined by Twilight, a girl with purple hair and glasses. Her hair had both a lavender and purple streak in it. A treasured hereditary trait from her parents. The six girls left the site and went home. Back home, To Ponyville.