I had been arguing with the "Princess" for what seemed to be an hour when the dragon of hers decided to interrupt us. Apparently his name is Spike. Also did I mention the little fucker was a DRAGON? As He separated us by butting in between us, followed by shoving us apart. Apparently we had been getting loud enough to bother people outside. One of them had even made it inside by the looks of it, a purple and blue haired woman stood in the doorway that they had probably come through.
I scowled and tried to walk out of the place, but was picked up in a purple field of magic. 'What was with these people and their colors?! Magic isn't supposed to have a color unless you have some elvish ancestry!' I felt for my magic as well and decided to just brute my way out, not even bothering with the runes inked on my back. "Let go of me before I have to do something neither of us would like." I looked back, glaring at her.
Spike cleared his throat again. "Twilight, we need to go and get ready for the tea party that the other princesses had called for." He waved a scroll under her nose. "You need to make a list of people to come and attend you know?" after he didn't get a response from her, still glowering at me, he frowned and slapped the scroll to his claw careful not to cut it to ribbons. "I guess I'll just let Pinkie do it if you're not interested..."
The reaction was immediate as soon as he said "Pinkie", she gasped and dropped me to the floor. She quickly grabbed the scroll from Spike and freaking flew out the door that the female with the weird purple hair was in.
Spike sighed and shook his head. "Dude, if you don't apologize to Pinkie, she might start pranking you. Then Rainbow Dash would jump in and help her with them to the point to where they become damn near deadly. Besides, she doesn't sleep around the town, she's just a huger. A very enthusiastic huger." He walked over to me and slapped my shoulder. "And as for Applejack, shes been... sorta having to deal with a few more unsavory characters over the past few weeks along with having to deal with some new problems, that's why she needed Big Mac for backup lately, some of them had friends in low places. Come on, we need to get you squared away with some paperwork before you take the book outa here."
I stood there wondering how he had known that most of the conflicts I had today were accidental, I had barely said anything in my defense other than a few snippets about what had happened. I watched him get closer to the door before I decided to follow, leaving the book back in its place.
As we walked through the hall, I decided to ask a few questions. "Spike, where in the name of the moon am I?"
He stopped and gave me a funny look. "You're in Ponyville, why wouldn't you know that?"
"Why, In the name of the moon would someone call a place 'Ponyville'? That's a really stupid name." A thought crossed my mind, I stopped beside him, crossing my arms. "What Is the name of This countries leaders? I seem to be at a loss here for that little tidbit of information."
Her smiled again, that annoying knowing smile that a few people I hated got when they had something over me. "Well, there is Celestia, the elder sister of the goddess who also controls the sun. Then there is her younger sister, Luna, Who controls the moon-"
"Bullshit, she couldn't possibly be here! I had it on good authority that she wouldn't be here for the next hundred!" I was truly shocked, my goddess had come early to the mortal plane once again, with her sister no less! "I can't be seen by her! You won't tell her I'm here would you?!" I grabbed his shoulders and made him face me. "She can't know I'm here, Or I'll-"
"Sir Spike, whom art thou speaking to?" A sweet melodic voice I had heard communed with a few times in the past rang though the hall behind me. Dread flooded me, freezing me solid to the spot.
Spike was looking at me like I was crazy. "It's that guy we were talking about earlier, the one who had broke Big Macs' ribs after-"
I spun around and dropped him, leveling my gaze at the Woman who stood there. Her hair glistened with midnight, her eyes full of wisdom. The silver crown upon her head glistened with the days light, her gown flowed with her bodice accentuating her curves. I slowly stalked towards her and began to growl deep in my chest. `"Well met under the moonlight, I find thee a morsel of exquisite beauty, oh Goddess. You Wolf bids you welcome to the mortal realm once more."`
She gave me a peculiar look and frowned. `"Who art thou?... We doth not know thy name, pray tell, give Us this so that We may greet thou properly."`
"Argen Lupus. We art known as Argen Lupus, my moon." I swept forth and greeted her, rubbing my side along hers. I buried face into her hair, inhaling her scent. She smelled of fields of Moonflowers and wolves, just as I had thought she would. "We art blessed to find you once again Luna Ferr Lupa... your scent is exquisite, Me thinks you would be best served with a keg of Muur lune meed, and a flank of wild stag..." I rumbled in my chest as the scent of her need flooded my nose.
"W-w-we, Ah!" I had wrapped around behind her and had begun to rub up against her when a blast had ripped me into a wall, making her startle.
I had hit the wall and slid down, feeling it crack slightly on impact. I griped the back of my head and ribs to check for blood, finding none, I relaxed into a sitting position. I noticed that the one who had hit me had been the woman from earlier. Obviously a mage by the way she held out her hands out like she was throwing something.
"You keep you hands off the Princess! Oh Princess Luna, did he hurt you?!" She rushed over to where Luna had fallen to her knees, a blush clear across her face. "Princess Luna?" As she came up to her, her face went from worried, to confused, to embarrassed as realization dawned to her, the smell obvious to her less sensitive nose.
I stood up and began to trudge over to the door she had come through. I grumbled and glared at her as I felt the rib that had dislocated snap back, making me wince. "The least you could have done was ask for context as to what was going on before over reacting like that, mage." I opened the door and slammed it on the way out.