If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.
I like reading and writing sinister and macabre stories because I find them deeply cathartic. If you do, as well, then you're in the right place.
Gaze within the Holocron, and see what stories it has to tell. For every fable is but a thread in the weave of tales.
I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.
I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.