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Happy April First! Starting the month out with a bang.
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I remember us talking about this during your interview! Happy that you went ahead and posted, good on you!
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A minute later and it was published a day late
Well that was interesting. Trying to remember if Twilight ever got back together with this stallion in the main story or did she end up forgetting about him?
There was a young couple named Shelly
who were found stuck belly to belly.
For in their haste they used library paste
instead of petroleum jelly.
I don't know what I was expecting.
But "exactly what is on the cover" was very low on the list.
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No whimper first?
Or does whimpering come after banging?
Nice
Once all was said and done and the six new friends didn't have to worry about ancient alicorns, prisoners of war, or hostile armies, they took the time to get to know one another over tea in the Carousel Boutique's dining room, particularly Twilight. One particular topic had come up.
And stayed up.
Along with five sets of ears and two sets of wings.
"So, yeah," concluded Twilight, "that was my first time. And second. And maybe third and fourth, depending on how you count it." Only then did she note the others' wide eyes, flushed muzzles, and dropped jaws. "Too much?"
Rarity cleared her throat. "Well, er, Twilight, I don't believe we were anticipating quite that level of... detail, shall we say." That got shaky nods from Applejack and Fluttershy.
"So you have this guy chained to your bed now, right?" said Rainbow Dash.
Once Pinkie recovered, her smile was somehow wider than Twilight had ever seen it before, which hadn't seemed anatomically possible. "Do you do rentals?"
I'm not normally one for clop, but for Georg, I made an exception.
*Fans self*
Hoo lordy, is it just me or is it hot in here?
Wow, Georg! That was indeed one way to start April with a bang! I have to say that I enjoyed your scene with Twilight, especially how she managed to make her first time experience sound witty, scientific, playful, and erotic. Gonna add this to my favorites.
P.S: If you take suggestions, would you be up for a naughty story involving everyone’s favorite barista and the possible competition between Celestia and Luna over the guy.
9542859 Um... I think you're leaking something there...
9542914 The *story* (sequel to Her Royal Coffee) will be T rated. I may just publish some M rated bits in here. I can't write the whole thing as M rated, because it would be too large.
For all that you posted this as a joke, it's always a pleasure to see talented authors showing off their range.
It was pretty hot, too.
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>library paste
Well, that just got a whole new perspective shift after THIS story.
I kept reading this expecting it to joke out being the date, but...it didn't. It was not only no joke, it was epic friendship with benefits.
(After reading the blog post I wrote) Oh, I probably should publish this too. (duh!)
It's so nice to read a ‘mature’ story that's actually mature.
This felt like a natural extension of your series of stories (pun intended)
9692627 Well, it's a growing collection.
9692570 In a way, it's practice for writing a real-world book.
Wonderful! FIMfic is woefully short on married clop.
Why would they think she'd need a small jar? They got enough out of her during the impromptu slumber party in the Crystal Empire to know that Twilight and Greenie are... involved. Especially when a particularly romantic evening happens.
That last sentence is the cherry on top of the whole story. XD Spike knows more than I'm sure Twilight wants him to know. Awwwkward.
I love this bit you've wrote. It's a wonderful story that shows just how much Twilight and Greenie love each other, and more than that it shows how hot a piece of clop can be with just a simple quickie between lovers.
what a wonderful, passionate yet loving sex scene between a husband and wife. Well done Georg, well done.
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I remember reading in the comments for "Buggy and The Beast" that you did not do Clop. Well, for someone who does not do Clop, this was VERY good and VERY hot! I like Clop where the characters love and respect each other.
<insert slow_clap.gif>
Hope to see more of this story in the future.
First story in the series published on April Fools Day, so I find it appropriate to post this one on Leap Day.
There's still a he/she attribution error in there somewhere I can't find a second time to actually edit out,(found it) and at least one more typo, but...And in retrospect, we now know this whole thing is entirely Spike's fault.
I have to appreciate "Somepony who will stand up for me when I want to sit down." Because this is Twilight Sparkle we're talking about. She doesn't need anypony to stand up for her, but sometimes she wants one. Important distinction.
Anyway, great demonstration of how passionate intimacy is entirely possible without insertion.
I do want to see the reaction of the recipient of that “friendship report” after it got sent.
10109330 The end of Chapter 35.
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Yeah, but did she make a copy of this one like she did the other letter that Spike accidentally sent.?
I remember that part of the story. Good stuff. Their passion shown through the text quite well. Thanks for creating and sharing.
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I'm pretty sure this may have been that letter.
These are really good! And I guess I'm going to have to read 1940 as well now...
You'd think that since they got married, they'd get Spike his own room, like, absolutely immediately.
Yea, it's probably about time you move out
Remarks and corrections:
> because he liked laying there in bed
Should be "lying".
> what Princess Luna was getting onto with his brother, Graphite
Missing period at the end.
Good news! It will be after marriage! ...the birth, anyway
Oh dear. The dangers of magical creatures going a bit wild
They should just go ahead and write it. Celestia will be like "Finally. The betting pool was getting worried. Now go hump her brains out."
Celestia would keep it too, of course, but in a much more private and secure place
Oh please. Spike knows all too well what's up
Remarks and corrections:
> This morning. Now”
Missing punctuation at the end.
Ah, if only. Now there would be an act to applaud
Huh, so it really wasn't her. I wasn't quite sure, from the original chapter.
Huh, it appears our Nerdicorn might not be quite as inexperienced as I assumed.
I'm just imagining some scholar reading over that, giving it a puzzled look, and then saying to themselves "...I know this style. It's the Princess's little know-it-all, again."
Sure you can
NEVERMIND! She's a virgin after all
She is so, so socially inept
I think Cadence's personal guard might be a bit lenient on that point
Welp. This stuff sure didn't happen in the actual story
Fill holes. Uhuh
Ha. Nice.
Ah, those two keep bumping into each other. And this time Twilight herself is acting as the fountain he'll plunge into
Ahh, ever the gentleman.
Ha.
Well I should certainly hope so, considering the fact you normally teach foals
He made the snoring remark, though.
Remarks and corrections:
> Of course, there all the trips Celestia made to the other human kingdoms...
I'm assuming that should be "there [were] all the trips".