"Friendship Is Magic" But The Dialogue Is Poorly Translated · 6:27pm Dec 18th, 2019
So earlier today I uploaded a story for you guys, but it failed moderation because "Putting an MLP episode through a translator doesn't count as writing a story."
Okay, fair enough. So I'll just post it here then. Enjoy!
Quick tip: Read the dialogue in your head with the characters voices as seriously as possible for maximum enjoyment.
"Once upon that anytime, the on magical earth for equestria, this was two regal sisters that person ruled together and create harmony of the everyone earth. To will the that, eldest use woman of unicorn powers to the raise sun upon the dawn; younger bring the outward moon to the began night. The thus, two sisters maintained balance of their kingdom and their subjects, the everyone differently types for ponies. Prevent to anytime go the in, younger sister become resentful. The ponies relished and play the on daybreak woman of elder sister bring forth, prevent shunned and sleep through woman of beautiful night. Individual fateful the daybreak, younger unicorn refused to the lower moon to create way the of dawn. The elder sister try to reason taking woman of, the prevent bitterness the on young individual heart having transformed woman of onto that wicked mare for darkness."
"Herself vowed this herself will the shroud earth on eternal night. The reluctantly, elder sister harnessed mostly empower magic know to the ponydom: elements for harmony. The using magic the for elements for harmony, herself defeated woman of younger sister, and banished woman of permanently the on moon. The elder sister take in responsibility of both, sun and moon, and harmony is achieved maintained on equestria of generations since. Hmm. Elements for harmony. Myself understand myself I've hear for those before. Prevent where?"
"There you are am, Twilight! Moon Dancer is having that little get-together the on west castle courtyard. You are a wanna enter?"
"Oh, sorry, girls. Myself've keep that lot for studying to caught upon in."
"Does this pony will anything except studied? Myself intelligent herself more interesting on books than friends."
"I understand myself've hear the for elements for harmony."
"Spike! Spi-ike! Spike?"
"There you are am. Quicken, found my this old copy of predictions and prophecies. To what this of?"
"Well, it was a gift of moon dancer, prevent."
"Oh, Spike, you are a understand our no take anytime of this sort for thing."
"But our're in that broke!"
"No, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't! Spike!"
"It over this place!"
"Ah! elements, elements, e, e, e. Aha! elements for harmony, look: mare the on moon?"
"Mare the on moon? Prevent this only an old ponies' tale."
"Mare, mare. The aha! Mare the on moon, myth originate olden pony times. That empower pony that person want to criterion equestria, defeated the by elements for harmony and imprisoned the on moon. Legend is it this the in longest daybreak the for thousandth the year, stars would do aid on woman of escape, and herself would do brought around nighttime eternal! Spike! Will you are a understand to what that means?"
"No— whoa!"
"Ow!"
"To take that noted pleasure, the to princess."
"Okie dokie."
"I dearest teacher, I continuing studies for pony magic take lead my to discovered this our am the in precipice for disaster!"
"Held in. Preci. Preci."
"Threshold."
"Threh."
"Uh, brink? Ugh, this one thing exceedingly badly around is to exists! for you are a the look, mythical mare the on moonon is fact Nightmare Moon, and herself around to returned to equestria, and brought taking woman of eternal night! One thing must be do to create sure that terribrue prophecy does don't enter true. Myself await yours quicken response. Yours faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."
"Twi. lit spar. Kle. Keep it!"
"Great! Sent it."
"Currently?"
"For course!"
"For course!"
"Uh, myself dunno, Twilight, Princess Celestia that little busy getting ready the of summer sun celebration. And it the appreciation, daybreak after tomorrow."
"This only it, Spike. The daybreak after tomorrow the is thousandth year the for summer sun celebration! It imperative the this princess is tell right away!"
"Impera. Impera."
"Important!"
"Whoa!"
"Correct, correct! this, it in its way. Prevent myself woulde held yours breathing."
"Ohh, myself I'm don't worrying, Spike. The princess trusts my completely. On the everyone years herself achieved I mentor herself always only once doubted my."
"Look? Myself know herself will in need of to to take immediate active."
"I dearest, most faithful student Twilight. You are a understand this myself value yours diligence and this myself trust you are a completely."
"Mm-hm!"
"Prevent you are a simply must stopped reading those dust old books!"
"I dear Twilight, this is more to that young pony alive than studying, Then myself I'm sending you are a to the supervise preparations the of summer sun celebration on that year location: ponyville. And, myself take an even more essential task of you are a to completed: create a several friends!"
"See the in bright side, Twilight. The princess arrange of you are a to stay on that library. Does this create you are a happen?"
"Yes, yes it does. You are a understand why are? Due to myself I'm right! Myself'll checked the in preparations to speedily to myself with able to, then have the to library to found a several proof for nightmare moon returned."
"Then. What time would do you are a create friends, the appreciation princess say?"
"She said to checked in preparations. Myself am woman of student, and myself'll will I royal duty, the prevent fate for equestria does don't rested in my making friends."
"Thank you are, sirs."
"The maybe ponies on ponyville take interested things to talked around. Enter in, Twilight, only tried!"
"Um. Hello?"
"Well, This were interested everyone right."
"Summer sun celebration official overseer checklist. Numerable individual, banquet preparations: sweet apple acres."
"Yeehaw!"
"Let have that over taking. Well afternoon. I named is Twilight Sparkle—!"
"Well, howdy-doo, missed Twilight, that pleasant makin' yours acquaintance. Myself'm Applejack. Our this place upon sweet apple acres sure will appreciation makin' new friends!"
"Friends? actually, I—"
"So, to what with able to myself will you are a of?"
"Well, myself am on fact this place to supervise preparations the of summer sun celebration. And you are're on charge the for feed?"
"We sure to sugar am! will you are a care to sample a several?"
"As long to it doese to take to long. "
"Soup in, everypony!"
"Now, why are no myself introduction y'all the to apple family?"
"Thanks, prevent myself exceedingly needed to hurry—"
"This this place Apple Fritter. Apple bmBumpkin. Redden Gala. Redden Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Bake Apples, Apple Brioche, Apple Cinnamon Crisp. More than Mcintosh, Apple Bloom and Granny Smith. Upon'n'attem, Granny Smith, our keep guests."
"Wha? Soup in? Myself I'm upon, this place myself enter, ahm comin'."
"Okay, good, myself with able to look the situation is handle, then our'll be in our way."
"Aree you are a gonna stay of brunch?"
"Sorry, prevent our take an awful lot to will."
"Fine."
"Food everyone take care for, next is weather."
"Ugh. Myself eat to highly pie."
"Hmm, this supposed to be that pegasus pony name Rainbow Dash the clearing clouds."
"Well, herself don't doing that very well job, is herself?"
"Nng."
"Uh,'scuse my?"
"Nnnn."
"Jemme helped you are."
"Oops, myself guessed myself over did it. Um, uh, with a method around that? I very ownership patented rain-blow dried! don't don't. No thanked my. You are're quite welcomed."
"Let my guessed. You are're Rainbow Dash."
"The individual and only. Why are, you are a hear for my?"
"I heard you was a supposed to be the keeping sky clearly. Myself I'm Twilight Sparkle, the and princess send my to checked the in weather."
"Yeah, yes, this'll be that snap. Myself I'll will it on that jiffy. Only to soon to myself'm do practicing."
"Practicing of to what?"
"The wonderbolts! those're gonna performing the upon celebration tomorrow, and myself'm gonna shown 'em I stuff!"
"The wonderbolts?"
"Yep!"
"The most talented flyers in all of equestria?"
"That them!"
"Lfft! Pleasure. Those'd always only accepted that pegasus that person with able to't even the kept sky clearly of individual measly daybreak."
"Hey, myself can clearly that sky on ten seconds flat."
"Prove it."
"Loop-de-loop around, and wham! To what'd myself said? Ten. Seconds. Flat. Myself'd always only left ponyville hanging."
"You should the look see in yours face. Ha! you are're that laugh, Twilight Sparkle. Myself with able to waited to hung outward a several more."
"Wow, herself amazed!"
"Rrgh."
"Wait! it kinda pretty once you are a have use to it!"
"Decorations. Beautiful."
"The yes, décor is coming along nicely. That ought'a be quicken. Myself'll be the upon library on don't anytime. Beautiful indeed."
"The don't décor, woman of!"
"Don't, don't, don't, ohh! goodness don't."
"With a method am I spines? Am those straight?"
"Well afternoon—"
"Only that moment, pleasure! Myself'm the 'in zone', to it was. Ohh, yes! Sparkle always the does trick, does it don't? why are, Rarity, you are am that talent. Currently, um, with a method with able to myself helped yo—"
"Ohh I stars, darling! Whatever happen to yours coiffure?!"
"Ohh, you are a meaning I mane? Good, it that long story. Myself I'm only this place to checked the in decorations, and then myself'll be outward for yours hair!"
"Outward of my hair? To what about your hair?!"
"Waited! Where am our moving?! Helped!"
"Don't, don't, uh-uh. To green. To yellow. To poofy. Don't poofy enough. To frilly. To. shiny. Currently went with in, I dear. You are a was telling my where you are're originate."
"Myself I've. Achieved send. Originate canterlot. To—"
"Huh?"
"Canterlot?! Ohh, myself am then the envy! glamour, the sophistication! myself take always dreamed for living this! Myself with able to't waited to heard everyone around it! our am gonna the be best for friends, you are and myself. Emeralds?! What was I thinking? Let my have you are a several rubies!"
"Quicken! Before herself decides to dye I coat that new color!"
"Wase herself congratulate?"
"Focuss, casanova. To what next the in listed?"
"Ohh, uh, music! The it lasted individual!"
"Ohh I. Um, stopped pleasure, everyone, umm. Excused my, sir? myself meaning don't offense, prevent yours rhythm is only that teeny-tiny bite off. Currently, followed my, pleasure. A-one, a-two, a-one two three-"
"Hello!"
"Ohh I, myself I'm then sorry, myself never did meaning to frighten yours birds. Myself I'm only this place to checked upon the in music and it sounding beautiful."
"Myself I'm Twilight Sparkle."
"To what yours named?"
"Um. Myself I'm Fluttershy."
"Myself I'm sorry, To what were this?"
"Um. I named is Fluttershy."
"Never did quite caught this."
"Good, um, it looks appreciation yours birds am backward, then myself guessed everything on ordered. Kept the upon well worked!"
"Oookay. Good, this were easy."
"That baby dragon! ohh, myself I've always only see that baby dragon before. Himself sooo cute!"
"Good, good, good!"
"Ohh I, himself talks. Myself never did understand dragons can talked. This only then incredibly congratulate myself, myself only no even understand to what to said!"
"Good, on this case our'd better be moving."
"Waited, waited! To what he is a named?
"Myself'm Spike."
"Hi Spike, myself I'm Fluttershy. Wow, that talking dragon! and to what will dragons talked around?"
"Good, to what will you are a wanna understand?"
"Absolutely everything."
"Good. Myself start outward to that cute little purple and green egg."
"And the this story for I all of entire alive! good, upon until today. Will you are a wanna heard around today?"
"Ohh, yes, pleasure!"
"Gyah!"
"Myself am then sorry, with a method have our have this place then speedily? that is where myself'm staying while on ponyville and I poor baby dragon needs he is a slept."
"Don't myself don't— whoa!"
"Aww, wook upon dat, himself then sweepy himself with able to't even kept he is a widdle bawance!"
"Poor thing, you are a simply must have onto bed."
"Yes, yes, our'll have right in this. Good, g'night!"
"Huh. Rude highly?"
"Sorry, Spike, prevent myself take to the convince princess this nightmare moon is coming, and our're running outward for anytime! Myself only needed to be alone then myself with able to studied without that bunch of crazy ponies trying to create friends the everyone anytime. Currently, the where lit?"
"Surprised!"
"Surprised!"
"Hi, myself'm Pinkie Pie, and myself throw that party only of you are! Was you are a surprise? was ya? was ya? Huh huh huh?"
"Very surprise. Libraries am supposed to be quiet."
"Good, this silly! To what kind for welcomed party will that be conditionally to it was quiet? Myself meaning, duh, bo-ring! y'see, myself see you are a what time you are a first keep this place, remembered? You are a was everyone hello and myself were everyone remembered? Y'see myself've always only see you are a before and conditionally to myself've always only see you are a before this means you are're new, 'cause myself understand everypony, and myself mean everypony in ponyville!"
"And conditionally to you are're new, this mean you are a havee meet anyone yet, and conditionally to you are a havee meet anyone yet, you are a must don't take anytime friends, and conditionally to you are a no take anytime friends then you are a must be lonely, and this make my then sadden, then myself having an idea, and this why are myself go, myself must threw that great more than ginormous super-duper spectacular welcomed party and invited everyone on ponyville! Look? and currently you are a take lots and lots for friends!"
"Am you are a everyone right, sugarcube?"
"Aww, herself then well herself crying!"
"Hot sauce."
"Ooh."
"To what? It well!
"Welcome Twilight! Pinkie Pie starting the pin tail the in pony! Wanna played?"
"Don't! The everyone ponies on that town are crazy! Will you are a understand to what anytime it is?!"
"The it eve the for summer sun celebration. Everypony is to stay upon, or those'll the missed princess the raise sun! you are a exceedingly should lighten upon, Twilight. It that party."
"Ugh, this place myself think myself'd take anytime to learned the around elements for harmony prevent, silly my, everyone that ridiculous friend-making is keep my originate it! Legend is it this the in longest daybreak the for thousandth the year, stars would do aid on woman of escape, and herself would do brought around everlasting night. Myself the hope princess were right. Myself hope it exceedingly is only an old pony tale. C'mon, Twilight, it anytime to the watched sunrise!"
"Is that excited? Am you are a exciting, 'cause myself'm exciting, myself've always only achieved then excited— good, except the of anytime this myself see you are a walking onto town and myself go prevent myself meaning exceedingly, that person with able to top this?"
"Fillies and gentlecolts, to mayor for ponyville, it is I great pleasant to the announce beginning the for summer sun celebration!"
"On only that few moments, our town would do the witnessed magic the for sunrise, and celebrated the that, longest daybreak the for year! And currently, it is I great honor to introduced to you the are ruler for our the earth, very pony that person gives the us sun the and moon every and each the daybreak, well, the the wise, bringer for harmony to everyone for equestria."
"Ready?"
"Princess Celestia!"
"Huh?"
"This can be well."
"Remain calm, everypony, this must be that reasonabrue explainable!"
"Ooh, ooh, myself loved guessing games! Is herself invisible?"
"Herself gone."
"Ooh, herself well."
"Ohh don't. Nightmare Moon!"
"Ohh, I beloved subjects. It achieved then long since myself've see yours precious little sun-loving faces."
"To what have you are a will taking our princess?!"
"Whoa this, nelly."
"Why are, am myself don't royal enough of you are? no you are a understand that person myself am?"
"Ooh, ooh, more guessing games! Um, Hokey Smokes! With a method around. Queen Meanie! Don't! Blacken Snooty, Blacken Snooty—"
"Does I crown don't longer counted currently this myself take achieved imprisoned of that thousand years? Have you are a don't the recall legend? Have you are a don't the look signs?"
"Myself have. And myself understand that person you are am. You the are're mare the on moon – Nightmare Moon!"
"Good good good, Somepony that person remembers my. Then you are also understand why are myself'm this place."
"You are're this place to. To."
"Remembered that daybreak, little ponies, of it were yours lasted. Originate that moment the forth, night would do last forever!"
"Seize woman of! Only herself knows the where princess is!"
"Stood backward, you foals!"
"Enter backward this place! nighttime? Forever? Where herself moving?"
"Uh, our gotta stopped Nightmare!"
"You are've achieved upon everyone night, Spike. You are am a baby dragon after everyone."
"Elements, elements, elements. Ugh! with a method with able to myself stopped nightmare moon the without elements for harmony?"
"And only what the are elements for harmony? and with a method did you know around Nightmare Moon, huh? Am you are a spy?"
"Whoa! Simmer through, sally. Herself a don't spy. Prevent herself sure knows to what moving in. No you are, Twilight?"
"Myself read everyone the around prediction for Nightmare Moon. A several mysterious objects the call elements for harmony the am only things this with able to stopped woman of, prevent myself no understand to what those am, where to found them; myself no even understand to what those will!
"The elements for harmony: that reference guide."
"With a method have you are a found this?!"
"It were under E!"
"Ohh. This am six elements for harmony, prevent only five am know: kindness, laughter, generosity, honesty and loyalty. The sixth is that completed mystery. It is the say, lasted know location the for five elements were the on ancient castle the for royal pony sisters. It is locate on to what is now--"
"The everfree forest!"
"Whee! Let went with!"
"Don't then speedily. See, myself the appreciate offered, prevent myself'd exceedingly rather will that in I ownership."
"Don't with able to will, sugarcube. Our sure aie lettin' anytime friend for ours went with onto this creepy house alone. Our're stickin' to you are appreciation caramel in that candy apple."
"Especially if this candy apples on this. To what? those things are good."
"Then, none for you are a take achieved on this place before?"
"Ugh, heavens don't! only see upon it - It dreadful."
"And it aie natural. Folks said it no the worked same to equestria."
"To what this supposed to meaning? nopony knows. You are a understand why are?"
"Rainbow, quit it. 'Cause everypony that person ever enter on is always only come out!"
"Fluttershy! Quicken!"
"Ohh I goodness, ohh I goodness."
"Held in! Myself'm a-comin'!"
"Applejack! To what will myself will? let went with."
"Am you crazy?"
"Don't myself. Myself promise you are'll be safe."
"This don't true!"
"Currently listened this place. To what myself I'm sayin' to you are a the is honest truth. Let went with, and you are'll be safe."
'Yaaah! Phew-wah!"
"Sorry girls. Myself'm don't use to holding anything more than that bunny or two."
"And once pinkie and rarity was save, whoosh. My and Fluttershy loop-de-loop around and wham! Catch you are a right the on nick for anytime."
"Yes, Rainbow, myself were this, and myself'm very grateful, prevent our gotta- that manticore!"
"Our I've gotta have past himself!"
"To take this, you are a ruffian!"
"I hair! Woop--"
"Waited."
"Yee-haw! Git along, Little dogie."
"Waited."
"Whoa! everyone yours, partner."
"Myself I'm on it."
"Waited!"
"Rainbow!"
"Waited!"
"Shhh. It correct. Ohh, you are a poor, poor little baby."
"Little?"
"Currently that might hurt for just a second.'
"Fluttershy!"
"Aw you are only that little ol' baby kitty, are you are? Yes you are am, yes you are am."
"With a method have you are a understand the around thorn?"
"Myself never did. Sometimes our everyone only needed to be show that little kindness."
"Don't. I eyes needed that rested originate everyone that icky muck. Good, myself never did meaning this literally."
"This ancient ruin can be right on front for our faces and our woulde even understand it."
"Myself never did look you are a this, I apologies."
"Right this place. Guh."
"Ohh waited, myself intelligent myself step on somethin'."
"It only mud."
"Aah"
"Huh?"
"Pinkie, to what am you are a doing?! Ran!"
"Ohh girls, no you are a look?"
"What time myself were that little filly the and sun were moving through."
"Convey my herself don't. The
darkness the and shadows, those will always create my frown."
"Herself is."
"Myself I'd hidden under I pillow originate to what myself think myself see. Prevent Granny Pie say this the wase way to dealt taking fears upon everyone."
"Then to what is?"
"Herself say, Pinkie, you are a gotta stood upon talllearn to face yours fears you are'll look this those with able to hurt you are."
"Only laugh to create them disappear."
"Ha! Ha! Ha!"
"Then, giggle the upon ghostly, guffaw the upon grossly."
"Crack upon the upon creepy, whoop it upon the taking weepy."
"Chortle the upon kooky, snortle the upon spooky."
"And convey this more than dumb scary face to to take that hike and left you are alone and conditionally to himself thinks himself with able to scared you are then himself keep another thing coming the and very idea for such that thing only creates you are a wanna. Hahahaha. heh."
"Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuugh!"
"With a method am our gonna crossed that?"
"Huh?"
"To what that world, to what a world."
'Excused my, sir. Why are am you are a crying?"
"Good, myself no understand. Myself were only sitting this place, minding I ownership business, what time that tacky little cloud for purple smoke only whisked past my and tear halfs for I beloved mustache clean off, and currently myself see simply horrid."
"Ohh, given my that broke."
"This to what the everyone fuss is around?why, for course it is. How can you be then insensitive? ohh, only see upon himself. Such lovely luminescent scales."
"Myself understand."
"And yours expertly coiffed mane."
"Ohh, myself understand, myself understand."
"Yours fabulous manicure."
"It then true!"
"Everyone ruined without yours beautiful mustache."
"It true, myself'm hideous!"
"Myself simply cannot let such that crime against fabulosity went with uncorrected."
"To what have you are a will this of?"
"Rarity, to what am you-"
"Oh-hohohoho! I mustache. With a method congratulate."
"You are a see smashing."
"Ohh, Rarity, your's beautiful tail."
"Ohh. It happy, I dear. Below tails am on that season. Besides, it'll grown backward."
"Then the will mustache."
"Our with able to crossed currently. Let went with. Ah!"
"Allow my."
"This it the is, ruin this the holds elements for harmony. Our make it!"
"Twilight, waited of us!"
"Our're almost this. Whoa!"
"To what taking you are and falling off cliffs today?"
"Currently to what?"
'Duh. Ohh yes."
"Srainbow."
"That person this?"
"Rainbow."
"Myself aie scare for you are! Shown yourself!"
"Our've achieved eagerly the awaiting arrival the for best flyer on equestria."
"That person?"
"Why are, you are, for course."
"Exceedingly?! Myself meaning. Ohh yes, my. Welcome, uh, you are a woulde mind the telling wonderbolts this, will ya? 'Cause myself've achieved trying to have onto this group of appreciation, ever."
"Don't, Rainbow Dash. Our in need of you are a to joined the us, shadowbolts. The our're greatest aerial team the on everfree forest, and soon our would do the be greatest on everyone equestria, prevent first, our needed that captain. Mostly magnificent-"
"Yep."
"Swiftest-"
"Yes."
"Bravest flyer on the everyone earth."
"Yes, it everyone true."
"Our needed. You."
'Woohoo! Sign my upon. Only let my tie that bridge real quicken and then our take that dealt."
"Don't! it them or us."
"Rainbow, to what taking then long? ohh don't. Rainbow! no listened to them."
"Good?"
"You are. Thanked you are! The of offered, myself meaning, prevent myself'm afraid myself take to said don't."
"Look? Myself'd always only left I friends hangin'."
"Whoa."
"Enter in, Twilight. Ise that to what you are've achieved waitin' of?
the elements for harmony, our've find them. Care, care!"
"Individual, two, three, four. This only five!"
"The where sixth? The book say: the when five am presented, that spark would do the caused sixth element to be revealed."
"To what the on hay is this supposed to meaning?"
"Myself I'm don't sure, prevent myself take an idea. Stood backward. Myself no understand to what would do exists."
"Enter in currently, y'all. Herself needs to concentrate."
"Ah! Twilight! The elements!"
"Twilight?"
"To what?"
"Where have herself went with?"
"To what happen?"
"To what moving in?"
"Twilight, where am you are?"
"See!"
"Enter in!"
"Hmph! You are're kidding. You are're kidding, right?"
"Only individual spark. Enter in, come in. Aah!"
"Don't, don't!"
"Prevent. The where sixth element?!"
"You are a little foal! Thinking you are a can defeat me? Currently you are a would do always only look yours princess, or yours the sun! night will last forever!"
"No worried Twilight, our're this place."
"No worried, our I'll be this."
"You are a intelligent you are a with able to the destruction elements for harmony only appreciation this? good, you are're wrong, due the to spirits the for elements for harmony am right here."
"To what?"
"Applejack, that person reassured my what time myself were on doubt, the represents spirit for. Honesty! Fluttershy, that person the tamed manticore taking woman of compassion, the represents spirit for. Kindness! Pinkie Pie, that person banished fear by giggling the on face for dangerous, the represents spirit for. Laughter! Rarity, that person calmed that sorrowful serpent taking that meaningful gift the represents spirit for. Generosity! and Rainbow Dash, that person can don't abandon woman of friends of woman of ownership heart desire the represents spirit for. The Loyalty! Spirits for these five ponies keep us through each challenge you are a throw upon us."
"You are a still no the take sixth the element! Spark never did worked!"
"Prevent it have! That differently kind for spark. Myself feel the it very moment myself realized with a method well myself were to heard you are, to look you are, with a method highly myself cared around you are. The spark ignited inside me when myself realized this you are a everyone. Are my friends! You are a look, Nightmare Moon, what time those elements am ignited by the. The spark, this resides the on heart for us everyone, it the creates sixth the element: element for. Magic!"
"Nooo! Nooo!"
"Ugh, I head."
"Everypony correct?"
"Ohh, thanked goodness."
"Why are Rarity, it then lovely."
"Myself understand! Myself I'll always only part taking it again."
"Don't. Yours necklace. It looks only appreciation yours cutie marked."
"To what? Ooh. Then does yours."
"See upon mine! See upon mine!"
"Aw yeah."
"Gee, Twilight! Myself think you are a was only spoutin' that lot for hooey, prevent myself reckon our exceedingly will the represent elements for friendship."
"Indeed you are a will."
"Princess Celestia."
"Twilight Sparkle, I faithful student. Myself know you are a can will it."
"Prevent. You are a tell my it were everyone an old pony tale."
"Myself tell you are a this you are a need to create a several friends, nothing more. Myself the see signs for nightmare moon returned, and myself know it were you are a that person the having magic inside to defeat woman of, prevent you are a can don't unleash it until you are a let true friendship onto yours heart. Currently conditionally to only another would do to good. Princess Luna!"
"It is achieved that thousand years since myself take see you are appreciation that. Anytime to put our differences behind us. Our was mean to criterion together, little woman."
"Woman?"
"Would do you are accepted I friendship?"
"Whoa!"
"Myself I'm then sorry! myself miss you are then highly, more than sister!"
"Myself I've miss you are, to."
"Welcome, you are a understand to what that calls of?"
"A party!"
"Why are then glum, I faithful student? Am you are a don't well this yours quest is completed and you are a with able to returned to yours studies on canterlot?"
"This only it. Only what time myself learn with a method congratulate it is to take friends, myself take to left them."
"Spike, to take that noted, pleasure. I, Princess Celestia, hereby decree the this unicorn Twilight Sparkle shall to take in that new mission of equestria. Herself must continuity to the studied magic for friendship. Herself must report to my woman of findings originate woman of new home on ponyville."
"Ohh thanked you are, Princess Celestia! Myself I'll studied harder than ever before."
"I see that excited? Am you are a exciting caused myself'm exciting myself I've always only achieved then exciting, good, except the of anytime this myself go prevent myself meaning really-"
The end.
Why would you do this? I'm not saying it's not funny, it's hilarious!
Wow. What language did you translate this from?
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Well, I just fed the english dialogue through a certain translator, and this came out.
I actually watched Backstroke of the West earlier today, so this was the perfect follow-up. This is what Albert Einstein wrote in the Bible. I love it!
I have no words for such a sin.
Thank you.
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