Old userpage stuff · 2:48am Oct 27th, 2023
SUDDENLY, WATERMELON!
How to Summon Dark Lord (Tirek/Fluttershy/whatever character or OC)
A Story in Which Everything and Everyone is a Cliche Idiot of Generic Stupidity
"Treef"
In which a tree is a thief. Why? Why not?Approaching Infinity
A Perfect World Cannot Exist.
The Angry Birds crossover nobody asked for or needed
PitfallNow do you know how to know what to now?
You've heard of Cinderella, now enter Blender-Smella!
Overdramatic. Opportunistic. Optimistic. Forever.
Twelve Years 'till Midnight
Lists
I See Me
Webkinz crossover (Or, I GOTTA RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN...)
This (really) Shouldn't Work.
The quest to send Celestia hurtling into the sun
By My Own Design
If Twilight can't make new friends, she'll just MAKE them...Slappety
Probably would be a successor to my long line of one-shot trollfics, honestly.Something about Celestia being a server admin and Equestria is literally just a chatroom or something like that
Edgelords LLC. - exactly what it sounds like.Never/Again - two perspectives of a situation
Face/Less
Un/Masked
Whispernot - the harder you try to conceal a secret, the louder it is shouted out to the world. It is thus the loudmouths, the attention-seekers, and others of the sort, that often have the deepest, most hidden secrets of all.
Pick A Universe - a story about someone who intentionally displaces themselves over and over just to get out of a situation
February Snow
I am (quite literally) radioactive and y'all best stay away from me.
Clip-on ties and a side of fries
The Dog's Blood - think something along the lines of Violet Evergarden's backstory.
Lonely Eternity - Celestia and Luna, long-since retired and removed from Equestrian society, ponder the rest of eternity. Maybe someone pays them a visit.
Horse in the Snow - Flurry Heart reflects on the past and the present as the sole ruler of the Crystal Empire.
Twilight Sparkle claps the cheeks!
Sweetie sets a banana on fire (and other totally normal things)
Blink and you'll miss it
Wink and you'll miss it
Think and you'll miss itThe Council of Y. E. E. T.
My not very interesting life, and the slightly-more interesting consequences of owning a cursed diary.
Celestia sneezes, promptly ending the world and everything on it.
Hear Me. - likely a one-shot, one-on-one story focusing on only two characters' interactions.
Noooo, Trixie doesn't want to be bread! - Nooooooo!
The Second Surge
The Lonely Pianist
Worth - a look into what one is worth, be it material or otherwise.
The Half-Chain Rose
Professional Unprofessional
Re:discover - a child one day begins to talk about a previous life, though they themselves are unsure of who they are talking about. This prompts a worldwide search leading to the discovery of a long-forgotten body and legacy.
Life In Boxes (Takes place after Pony-Me, and explores the various uses people have for the simulations)
The Spark
Brain in a jar
Under the False Sky
These nights we share
Make me my girlfriend/marefriend/boyfriend/coltfriend! (A wish is granted, turning character into the opposite gender and sending them to a parallel universe to become their own SO. What happens instead, however, is a quest to put things back to normal.)
Live Through - almost like Splintershard in a way, focusing on the aspect of dying and reincarnation in someone else's body, while that other person is still alive and conscious. Focuses on the titular concept, rather than the wider story. Could feasibly be merged into an existing story if needed.
H O N S E
Generation 4.Pingas: the quest for edge
Discontinuous - the thing about dreams is, if you look hard enough, there's almost always something... off.
Displaced satire where displaced merchant accidentally sends self to world of displaced OP characters and has to them fight his way back to reality. Sidekick is the isekai truck.Well if it ain't long man Dawkins with his long man's glockins
A story about an emergency upstart moon colony formed after a war on the home planet leads to MAD. a ragtag team of professionals from various fields is brought on, but there are still clearly some struggles due to how short of a notice the colony starts from
Practical(ly) MagicTwilight Sparkle gets zapped and turned into triangles
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Ruins
Spike didn't have much to say about his life. Not after a thousand years.
Not after centuries of loneliness.
But maybe, just maybe, these new ponies who've stumbled into his life can change that.
Even if only for another century.
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.A continuation of The Dragon of the Ruins. Prior reading is NOT necessary, though.
"Asking Techie what he means by anything just gives him more power" - Krickis
"I'm scared of what goes on in your head sometimes." - Roxylalolcat
"Techie. I am... Concerned." - Roxylalolcat
"You're a background character in a sports anime" - FlutterBen
"wtf" - PresentPerfect
"you shouldn't be allowed to computer" - PixelPipes
"it's like you're a gravitational force that pulls in suckage" - PixelPipes
Yoinker of Fimfiction's 500,000th story ID and 500,000th user ID!
- Name: Vincent
- boi.
- Filthy casual of a fan
- Story approver for Offprint.net
- Literally scared himself away from being too invested in the fandom with his own story one time.
- Once posted a fimfic blog from a computer from the 1990s
- ...And again on a different build, too.
- Crashed 86Box 3.7.1 by trying to play Minecraft on an S3 ViRGE/DX despite it working on real hardware.
Editing rates
- <5k words: free ONLY for the very first time.
- >5k words: $5/1k words, not counting the first 5k. $3/1k words if you come back with more stories to edit.
- +$2/1k words if you want me to rewrite stuff.
Editing policy
- No sexual content. I'm staying away from that.
- Light gore is OK
- I have very little experience in writing romance.
Disclaimer: I cannot guarantee that your work may be well-received. Things such as the premise of the work rely upon you, the author.
I Just Want A Comment
Looking for Editors
A buncha kaomojis I made myself.
- Dabbing ∠(¸◂´)‾‾‾
- Waving at you o(¬‿^)づ
- DESTROYING THE TABLE ┻ ━(≧口≦)╯︵ ┻
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Charlatan? I will never get tired of bringing up canonical killer penguins.