Dat Taco Lovin' Brony

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

It's my pleasure to entertain, and my drive to continue forward. I hope I give you a good time for your share, and maybe I'll give you a laugh or two. We'll see. Keep it cool, Condemned.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

You can't destroy darkness, you can only repel it.