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Used to lurk this site, just decided to make an account now lol

"Anything and anyone can fail," he said, "but brave good friends help." - Frank Herbert, God Emperor of Dune

hey hey hey how's it going :)

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Just happy to be apart of this wonderful fandom for so long (since September, 2011), and have been on this site much longer than what it is says on my page. PM me if you want to know more details :)

I have one use for beans. Sometimes I write things that people seem to enjoy. The only uploads you're most likely to ever see from me are completed stories. Never one chapter or arc at a time.

Hey! Who the do you think you are showing up unannounced here?! Get out!

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!

I'm just here to read

I'm here live; I'm not a cat. (I'm so freaking far behind on my notifications.)

I have done nothing productive all day and I have a Ko-Fi now!

Howdy. I like to write and be creative. I've done a few things, here and there. Apples seem to be a common theme.

Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

An amalgamation of nice and spice. Writing for fun. Wonderbolts enjoyer. AiE/HiE shitposter.

"Are you working? (What kind of work do you do?)"

Stuck in a world full of stories, stopping and starting, full of color and changing lighting.

Oh, to see the land from high above, to feel the wind through my mane and feathers!

Only by studying the past can we win the present.

A guy with autism who LOVES listening to music and likes other stuff, and yes I do like MLP FIM. I Can Dig It!

If you figure out what the Mithras in my name references, we are soul buddies.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed." - Ernest Hemingway

Proud to be one in a million, but the other 999,999 people probably hate me for it.

Me or my OC?

*underwater hoot*

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

I didn't write any of that.

_NO_LONGER_HERE_

"We're all about one thing: more power! Argh! Argh! ARGH!"

Have you tried setting it on fire?

Former research biologist who now spends his time dissecting electronics and rolling around in poison ivy.

Hi. It's gapty. Read a fic today. Or don't. They're both the same to me. Just don't tell knighty I said that.

A Chaplain for Bronies and Pegasisters. Long live Christ the King!

Sorry for being a worthless failure...

Hey you with the pretty face. Welcome to the human race!

How hard can writing novels be, anyway?

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I can't really write (but if I had time and actually tried, I might be able to). I'm just here to read and review.

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

>_> ... Well, look at that.

May or may not be addicted to grimdark stories with massive word counts. Also may or may not threaten authors to write more grimdark stories.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I type stories using my hands

Just trying to be better.