Something-something horse narrations.

"Monstrous Size Has No Intrinsic Merit. Unless Inordinate Exsanguination Be Considered A Virtue" - Darkest Dungeon

An amalgamation of nice and spice. Writing for fun. Wonderbolts enjoyer. AiE/HiE shitposter.

"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Just this Scottish Gryphon, y'know?

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I am a music man. Music is my life! (He/him)

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

It don’t matter. None’a this matters. - Carl Brutananadilewski

The most profound self-loathing on FIMFiction found only here. Profile picture done by Soulless_76 on furaffinity.

Hug your nearest alicorn.