"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
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hi I'm jakkid166. I lived in Equestria and wrote about th things that happen there.
Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.
I think far, far too hard about things. These things include magical ponies.
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.
There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a pony in the depths of a Friendship binge.
Data-Scientist-in-Training and voracious fic reader. Occasionally edits/proofreads for people he likes, and even publishes story chapters once-in-a-blue-moon. Thinks he's a reneighssance pone.
"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.
Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart") He/him. Ponyfic Roundup reviews every Wednesday.
Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)
You'll find, my friend, that in the gutters of this floating world, much of the trash consists of fallen flowers.
I have done nothing productive all day and I have a Ko-Fi now!
Writing Comedy, Adventure and Slice Of Life. Desperately trying to keep up with all the crazy stories my brain comes up with.
Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.
Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.
I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.
"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"
The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!
My stories tend to focus on emotional drama, especially family drama--and much feels, to boot. Buy me a Ko-Fi! ko-fi.com/brokenimage321
A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).
If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?
I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!