Howdy, I’m Burt.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Too much to write; too little time

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

Sometimes I draw things. http://theanswerisduh.deviantart.com/

Wants to be a Mac programmer.

If I'm not writing pone, I'm drawing pone. If I'm not drawing pone, I'm writing pone. This is my life now. Pone.

A Day in the Life

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Just a dude who likes teh fanfics.

I need ideas for fics so please PM me if you have one that you don't plan on writing yourself.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Hi I'm Chapter 17 and everything I touch inevitably turns grimdark! :D

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Navypony is a submariner in the US Navy, but he earns his name for his understanding and love of ships and shipping. Yes, that's shipping ponies.

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.