The big man, the one with the D, Mister Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, the one that makes you go REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--
Dr. Doof decides that Equestria is an easier conquering target than the tri-state area. With the power of his "Mirror Portal-inator", he's going to rule Equestria! And next, maybe the tri-state area, too. Maybe.
He proceeds to be forced to go home due to indirectly causing massive property damage in Ponyville.
what am I doing with my life