I don't have to tell you anything!

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

"Furion" to some, "Timber" to others, and "that gay deer guy" to at least one. Each is acceptable.

The inevitable chaos. The eroding order. Better to join sooner than late. For that decides your fate.

a brony who has been around and want to see the fandom to continue and flourish

I tend to be a bit willowy, and prone to hitting my opponents from afar.

'Bustin makes me feel good

I read nigh everything. There's a purpose.