Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
Scy Storm here. Long time fanfiction writer, now writing MLP stories. Chat moderator for FIMFiction. 2-time enshrinee on Equestria Daily, 3-time on Canterlot's Finest.
Just a writer who hates their writing style but does it anyways.