Hey there, I'm Oatmeal Beast. Just a heads up about this account: it exists pretty much just to house my experiments into written porn and erotica. If that's not your thing, feel free to walk away now with no hard feelings from me. If you stay, then I hope you like what I have to offer.
AKA: Bootsy Slickmane
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Yes, I've just been tied up until now.
Did you get my last PM?
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Wouldn't be the first time I've written something different. What did you have in mind?
2037746 Well the request will be a bit out of your comfort zone, like it won't be a one shot clop.
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I've been in a writing slump for a while, so while I consider any requests I get, I really can't guarantee that I'll be able to write them, let alone in a timely fashion. For the same reason, I'm not a great collaborator, though I have collaborated on five other published fics around here, so it can work. That being said, I'm open to ideas and requests, though I'm pretty picky about what I write, especially when it comes to explicit stuff.
Do you take requests/collaborations?
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Sweet! I'm looking forward to it.
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I don't remember what inspired me to write such a story, nor what made me decide to actually make it serious, but I'm glad I did. I like to try to write new things that I never see around here, after all. Thanks, and welcome. I hope to make some more odd things in the future, and I hope you enjoy what I have to offer.
Your fic with Fluttershy brought me here.
I never knew a sad hoofjob could be so beautiful.