This is a story about Pinkie Pie, the ®Only Human in Equestria™, and the friendship they shared.
First person, self-insertion, self-indulgence, lovey doveys, and attempts at feeliness.
This story is dedicated to BDN Fatlus who asked me to write this story back during the summer, and who has been very patient with me as I have kept him waiting so long. I haven't really been on Fimfic much lately. Some of you may know that I'm primarily an artist. If this whole experience has taught me anything, it's that I'm really not much of a writer. But I do love the pink one, and this story is for her.

Shameless Feelfic #3487 Starring Derpy the Talking Horse
There's a silly little pony named Derpy who needs a friend. You, ®The Only Human in Equestria™, are eager to fill this position. Second person, overly feely, emotionally manipulative, wish fulfillment nonsense. Served up hot and with a smile, just the way you like it.
Special thanks to anon for preliminary feedback and help with the title, as always.

You, the only human in Equestria, have been sent to the Equestrian equivalent of Transylvania to facilitate a real estate transaction with one Countess Dracula. She happens to be an adorable, white, unicorn filly.
This is the first fanfiction I've ever written, and the first story I've written at all since graduating high school.
I hope you like it!

Special thanks to anon for the title, and preliminary feedback.