Born and raised in Texas, A reader, A lover, A Fighter. Maybe lost, but hey getting lost means getting found is alot more fun.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
Anime, video games, monster movies, and creepypastas are what I am
Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.
Former Russian Soldier now living in Denmark with his girlfriend.
"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
Welcome to my little den of sin, hope you enjoy your stay!
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Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.
Everything I wrote, I stole from someone else; Including this sentence.
I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.
I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.
Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
I really have no idea what I'm doing. Just got a wild hair and decided to write a story. I've discovered my creativity is fueled by green thumbs and conversational comments...also a few beers.
Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.
George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.
I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick
There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."
The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!
I pity the man who has known no struggles, for it is only through hard times that we know who we truly are.
Just a skinny white guy from Montana, I think ponies and guns are the best inventions in life.
Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.
As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.