Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Author of the "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext in the Royal Guard Mare General thread on /mlp/ and the "Red-Hot Rebound" story from /tg/

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

I write horsewords for RGRE

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🇭🇺 | "I will never trust a single word this femboy says ever again." - /mlp/ | Like what I do? Ko-Fi,

A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

One day I will return.       / The ending has loopholes. Use them. Make an even brighter future.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

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