This is a shared account, it's used by Dan (Orginal owner, and sometimes douche) and Ash (The hijacker and sometimes bitch). Just remember who you're addressing.

Oui oui baguette! Honhonhonhon!

What do you mean I have an addition to horse fiction?! I can stop whenever I want to, mom!

You are part of an enduring tradition, for over 200 years men and women have served with honour, courage, and wisdom.

Sometimes I write stories.

Is there something you need?

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

I write POE's, and HIE's mostly. I hope you all enjoy my work.