We all know the story of Equestria Girls, but did you really think Twilight Sparkle went the whole movie without thirsting for Sunset and calling her senpai? Did you really believe that? You fool!
A quick fic to put out something for the FiM 10th anniversary. I had considered a similar premise for the first FiM episode, but it just wasn't working out for me.
Pony princess good, high school great!
Spike never gets to be anyone's norm or exception.
But wait... if Princess Celestia tried to stop Sunset's bullying, wouldn't she technically be the bully and therefore Sunset's senpai? Or maybe it wasn't that kind of bullying.
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Sensei != senpai
This isn't that kind of anime
this is so dumb, I love it
I'm not sure if it's better to leave him a sliver of hope or not lead him on.
This explains everything and nothing. Well done.
And that ending.
The manuscript dropped from nerveless fingers. Sunset shook her head, doing nothing to dislodge the mental images.
"So?" said Fluttershy. "What did you think?"
"This... This isn't remotely what happened. You should know. You were..." Sunset trailed off and squinted. The balled-up fists, the shaky balance, the way the story glossed over most of the scenes in the human world. It all made sense.
Fluttershy broke out into a cold sweat... yet her smile only got wider. "Y-yes?"
Sunset facepalmed. "I'm not going to tell you to stop writing fan fiction about me, Fluttershy. I'm not even going to keep you from visiting this world. Not like I could. All I ask is that you don't share what you wrote with anyone else here."
"But this world's Twilight is my editor."
"Of course she is."
So...who's there to stop the Sirens? Or Gloriosa?
I'm guessing Friendship Games will be different, since there'd only be one release of magic, so Twilight won't be as attracted to CHS as she would've been.
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Thanks, I'm proud of that non-explanation for how the school system works.
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Dazzlings were really drawn to CHS by how hot Sunset is. She isn't there, ergo no Rainbow Rocks.
Though I wonder, even if they did go to the school, what would them succeeding have accomplished? Only the Humane Five would have magic, and it's leftovers from Twilight's magic use. The Dazzlings presumably have to keep absorbing Equestrian magic to remain strong,
And now I'm starting to realize I don't know what the Dazzlings were going to do if they succeeded even in normal Rainbow Rocks, lol.
Beautiful. Just beautiful. This story was hilarious!
HAHAHAHAHA! I'm glad to finally see a good explanation of that movie!
This was so delightful.
This was fun to read! I featured it on episode 301 of my podcast, Pony 411.
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Thanks for the podcast review! Also happy to hear positive thoughts about my other works in that episode.
Oh good, now I don't have to write that sequel to Twilight the Useless because this is way better. :D