Look at that picture. Just look at it. Do you have any idea what rollercoaster of emotions that picture put me through? And now here we are.
Applejack's an alicorn.
Also she's pink.
And we're just gonna have to live with that, I guess.
"...a blatant allegory of the Bay of Pigs..." -Pascoite
I am disgusted and disturbed by this fanfiction. Have a thumbs up you weido.
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Excellent.
obligatory upgote
even added to read it later
will we actually read it later?
only time will tell
So, had a busy, kinda-stressful weekend. I needed a laugh. This made me laugh-out-loud in real-life. So thanks for this, Present.
Now I'm imagining her with a spit valve somewhere rude. Thanks for that.
Seems obvious in hindsight, really.
Thanks for the chuckles and a couple good laughs. Nice to see someone write a quickie random comedy and put about twice as much effort into it as Dave Polski ever did with an episode.
All that and no Rarijack. Lame and awful.
I do like how the woman recording the video can't help but bob a little to the William Tell Overture, because even if it is an abomination with a rainbow light up ass, it is still playing the William Tell Overture. You just can't resist it.
In the same way, I upvoted the story, but I did so under duress.
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I really did put far too much effort into this.
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Your contribution is noted. :3
Fun, although I'm OK if not wildly enthused with Appledash. (I have been converted by Monochromatic to the cult of RariTwi, although I'm cool with Equestria Girls Rarity and Applejack hooking up).
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"Seems obvious in hindsight, really."
Well, I've been saying Flurry Heart will Destroy Us All since she first showed up. Good thing people are beginning to wise up.
Rainbow Dash and Sapple jeck together? What is this drivel?
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Yeah, what ding-dong thought that was a good idea? :V
Bucking hilarious. Me gives you an 69 for fAfrot.
Dude, Aj becoming and alicorn reminded me of dat one episode when big Mac became an alicorn. Dayum.....
That seems unhealthy.
My sister drinks a lot of La Croix. I do still love her, but I largely agree with that assessment.
So, who got custody of the spontaneous infant?
I understood that reference.
"I am fending off three wars, two 'police actions,' and a hostile takeover of a lemonade stand. I have belched and burned so many messages this last week, the post office has started sending assassins. Send AJ my congratulations or condolences, whichever fits better."
Perfectly reasonable domain for Flurry Heart. (Her other domains are Chaos, Destruction, Evil, and Madness. Favored weapon is the greataxe. Unholy symbol is a hoof shattering a planet, i.e. her cutie mark.)
I have no qualms about canon AppleDash, but I still got a big kick out of this one. Thank you for it.
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The soup. :B I thought I was clear on this.
"And Flurry Heart is the Alicorn of the End Times." Huh. I had always thought that she was the Alicorn of Rule 34.
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Dude, she's like two. D:
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I always knew that it would doom us in the end.
I gave up and just pronounce it horse devours.
This is how comedy fics should be. 3k words, solid joke cadence, 5 scene transitions, no kaizo.
I work at a coke cola warehouse. I was driving a forklift down the monster drink isle which is about 1/5 of the warehouse. Pretty sure I saw blackberry cucumber as one of the flavors.
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blackberry cucumber Monster? D: will the dastards stop at nothing?