This story is a sequel to KONO DIO DA!
DIO learns the perks of being a protagonist you know like, not being killed off as easy (glad he's not in SnK amirite), whilst a murderer with Stand power is on the loose! Will DIO find Higashikata Ambulansuke on time to defeat this monster and his Killer Queen?
Disclaimer: There may or may not be an ambulance.
If you don't get this joke, watch DiU. Please, just do it.
EDIT: Read blog for comical rundown. I'm placing the story on hiatus. This just means updates will not be in a timely manner, and that writing will dramatically decrease as it is hard to find the mood for comedy. Sorry guys.
EDIT: I should keep track of edits, I finished this story a while back.
why
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That's a good question, my dear reader.
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i love it
>ambulansuke
How ironic
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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable
Jojo's unorthodox quest: The mineral referred to as Diamond is inseparable from itself.
A quite unorthodox and strange combination of travel and mystery referred to as an adventure but in the possession of a bloodline of people descending from Jonathan Joestar: The familiar mineral used in several rings and near the top most valuable mineral in existence referred to as the diamond, also referring to the stand of the protagonist of part four Josuke Higashikata's Crazy Diamond, improperly translated to Shining Diamond, is inseperable from itself, that is to say unbreakable.
jjba: ambulance kills the bad guy
DIO making friends is actually pree cute.
What have we here?
D U W A N G/10
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👌chew👌
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Your PFP
"Now, check this shit out! Za Worldo!"
STAR PUNCH
"What the fuck."
I love you for this
Mmm, yes. Candy flavored.
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NANI?
Thanks though, I really appreciate all of this positive feedback, especially with how risky it feels to add my own spin to both franchises.
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What if Kira Rero rero'd?
love it
I've got to hand it to you, with the Kira/Lyra thing going on.
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I s w e a r
By the by, I can't find the comments section of your user page unless I'm on my phone
maybe im stupidbut dont agree with me pls tySo unless I missed something, I have to wait on signal here at school, so replies might be much later than usual.
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Everyone must.
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I can imagine the scene where Kira licks the sauce off the hand and instead of making that salivary noise, he's just going
"Rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero lululululululululululululululul~"
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The ponies have to rero too, y'know.
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I shall prepare a chapter for rero rero.
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Woo~🍒
This is nice.
And DIO and Luna talking about life issues was pretty cute before the dark twist.
Still kinda cute.
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Squee.
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DIO squeeing tho.
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IT MUST HAPPEN.
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IT MUST!
Ha!
Well, that got dark.
I’ll be honest, not feeling this one as much as the previous, but I’m gonna stick with it for now.
The ride never ends!
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I know, I've taken a break. Hard to write comedy when you being shat on by fate. Check my blog, it's a comical overview of how much things suck right now. c;
Ah it continues
Good
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DIO does not squeeze, he goes WRYYYYYYY!
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Yare yare daze. I need to work on this some more.
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Guaranteed next story, DIO squeeo.
lol
There's a fic where Lyra is Kira's Sister and her Sutando is Black Queen and their mother was a Sutando Tsukai.
Gureto
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Christ almighty that sounds fun
This is epic
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Thank, very slow progress on KDD3 but I'm doing my best.
You DO realize they're married now, right?
Have you considered doing a displaced fic with Dio? I'm curious which path you'd take, heroic or villiainous
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I know nothing about displaced. Someone mentioned it to me before and even tried to explain it, but I'm still clueless.
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In layman's terms, Someone goes to some sort of con(Animcon, twitchcon, etc.) Dresses as a character, they typically are missing a piece of there cosplay or find a better higher quality piece from some shady merchant dude and get sent to Equestria, or one of the many versions of it, and all the displaced fics are connected in one big multiverse, where you can choose to participate or not. Some people like Crossovers within the fics and others don't, typically you need to agree and work together with the author of the displaced fic as it involves both their character and your's when doing a crossover
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Sounds interesting but far out of my paygrade
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completely understandable, Ive just started a small series on fanfiction.net and it's pretty pants so I completely under somethings are too much
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If it were providing me some kind of income, which at now is 0, it would be fine but like, I'm literally broke.