Spicy food and stress might be a part of your daily life, but it's finally caught up with you. You're in pain, the doctors wont help, and you're completely out of options. Well, almost out of options. Applejack has this zebra she knows named Zecora who just might be willing to help. But her help isn't quite what you had in mind.
Warning: Contains vomit and Anon. You decide which is worse
As soon as A-"cid" a fic from you, I suffered a painful reflux. This story pissed me off.
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...eh...not bad. Give it a bile, I think you can find better ones.
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>missing periods
My story is pregnant.
Hooray.
Anon should call emetic for his vomiting issue.
Of course, I guess this is pretty barf for the course for him, huh?
I'll leave...
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Please never do.
7232407 Can the cow be controlled by an NES Advantage, Pencil?
Needs 20% more funneling
Hey, Non (Story Non), I'm pretty sure some folks are into that.
I'm sorry, but I can't think of a good pun.
Maybe another chyme.
Everyone else is making a whole bunch of puns and I'm just here like "This fic reminds me of tunnel throat."
This actually reminded me of some of my "vomit" memories. That one time in elementary school from drinking microwaved milk, that one county fair from eating a bunch of chicken Mcnuggets and getting on a few rides, a few months back when I caught a fever and threw up on the porch. Ah, good times...
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That all sounds terrible.
Good job.
Well, Anon, you know what they say, variety is the spice of life if you can stomach it. Just don't let it put a hole in your spirits. If it does, throw up your hands in defeat because urine trouble.
And dammit, it's hard to make an ipecac pun. I'll try again later when I'm more awake.
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Dammnn mane......you be slingin puns tonight.
Panicle, the hype was worth it.
All of my yes.
what the actual fuck just happened?
I don't think I have the stomach to read this story to completion, but I must hold my guts down and push on! Surely Anon will never steer me wrong and make me eat my lunch in reverse!
“Oh just drink it you cunt!” Zecora growls.
Best god damn line in an MLP fic ever.
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7232369 You're slipping, Priest.
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but like, why tho?
And I laughed like a Hyena who swallowed a joy buzzer.