Rainbow wants to penetrate things and Twilight teaches her how. A few problems become immediately apparent.
Too much power, too much depth, not enough material science.
Editing by Autarch Prime
Rainbow wants to penetrate things and Twilight teaches her how. A few problems become immediately apparent.
Too much power, too much depth, not enough material science.
Editing by Autarch Prime
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My mind is so far in the gutter it is disturbing.
Funny as hell though.
I was actually enjoying the basic physics lol.
Somehow on-character. Wow.
>inb4 this hits the featured box
Not gonna lie, the first thing that popped into my head upon reading the title was LOOKS LIKE THAT ONE WENT RIGHT THROUGH!
I read the title and thought: "is this clop?"
Then started reading...and the World of tanks voices began talking in my head...
Off to play WoT now!
Well. Twilight teaches Rainbow Dash how to get physical , and get inside her palatial abode. (It helps to speak Prench.) Applejack could have stated it much simpler though: "Sugarcube, it ain't the meat, it's the motion!"
And I guess she'll have to go to Big Mac to learn ballistics.
Well this clearly isn't the girls from the Dreamsverse. Seriously though, good job
I keep looking for the blue portal.
7018658 I should do that.
7018658 I did that.
Needs more double entendre.
What rainbow dash needs for maximum penetration is a small hard part of her body. Like a hoof.
Rainbow Dash needs to practice penetrating with her hoof.
Next morning we see Rainbow Dash wearing enchanted full-body armor joined solidly to a forward-pointing sharply-tapered helmet... With a lubricated penetration aid on the point.
That... was the raunchiest explication of terminal ballistics I have ever read...
I probably shouldn't, but I'm fav'ing this anyway.
7018991 Ach! I forgot to mention the lubrication!
Goddamnit, Joe. Just, to hell with everything.
/secretly favorites
This entire story is made of innuendos. Or should I call them in-you-end-os.
I, I don't even, just, what, I don't, no, what?
This was brilliant.
Well this is much funnier than the first drafts you've let me checked. Penetration is one of the basics of materials engineering... only with less innuendos and more number crunching. Now that I think about it, alot of innuendos can be made from many of the engineering topics with the right word play.
7018991 Oh damn! Forgot about lubrications and those oils are called lubes for general engineering discussions.
The suggestiveness of the description was enhanced for me when I noticed this story had 69 likes.
take my like, fav, follow and money just take it
Well, unlike most stories centered around innuendo, this one is up front about what's actually going on, which is nice. On the other hand, it still feels forced and a little contrived. So, an innuendo story. Still one of the better ones I've read, though.
You're a dirty, dirty writer for creating a story about rainbow being taught by twilight how to penetrate things raw, and we have dirty, dirty minds for liking it so much! XD
7018411 Yeah, this hit the feature box.
That was silly.
"I can give you a tip on how to penetrate better, or I can give you a 5-hour physics lecture."
"Just the tip."
I don't know what the rest of you folks found so funny, but I thought this was a very interesting lecture, do get your minds out the gutter.
That's sarcasm btw
Mind, meet gutter. Oh, what's that? You just went out for tea 2 minutes ago? Well, isn't that nice.
On a related note, this story is now in my Favourites because reasons.
Who knew you could put so many innuendos into just one aspect of physics? I used to not be able to pick up innuendos. FANFICTION HAS RUINED ME!!!!!
Good story, by the way.
That was rather entertaining.
It was also so overloaded with 'I see what you did there...' that it's staggering!
And I lost it. And it got even funnier.
7020643
Context is for the weak.
7020643 This comment would have fit perfectly.
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7018254
Same, o3o
Dirty learning? I approve
7019134 Likewise.
My favorite part (the instant like button) :
That, my friends, is what is known as a
This was just... This was perfection. My goodness, you are my hero for writing this.
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Well that was something else. well written, short and aweet.
Please, just innuenDON'T
Now that's what I call "double entendre"
7018907
I concurr, it's much easier to penetrate when you use some elbow grease and a limb
On spalling:
So if I penetrate something just right, there'll be a little something inside it?
7022398 A little something, eh?
7020980 That's because we're so distracted with all the numbers, formulas and terms that innuendos are the last things our numb minds will make. Now imagine a science teacher saying all these with a straight face.
With Rainbow trying to penetrate it so often, Twilight should really look into reinforcing that castle of hers. Impregnating the walls with a resin of some kind should help reduce the number of penetrations for a while. Heck, by the time you're done with that process, you'd be looking at a whole new palace!
Yes, that is actually a term used in engineering, and no, I'm not sorry.
Nice work here, bud. Got me giggling.
- Headwind
7022547 Yeah that's in civil engineering and materials engineering.
7022814 I know. I'm a studying aerospace major. Still got a hilarious reaction out of my family the first time I used that word in connection with a freshman project!
- Headwind
You're a horrible person.
Thumbs up.
7022899 Now that would have been a fun thing to see.