6225668 That's a great philosophical question. What is a story? What do we mean by a story? Is a picture a story? Are two people sitting side-by-side on a park bench telling a story, even if they say nothing?
I only regret that the limit has been reached, because I am having so much fun watching this battle.
It was fun while it lasted. And, for what it's worth, PP really did punch me, which just made my victory that much sweeter.
Now it is either time to move on to bigger and better things, or wait and see who's the first to figure out a way to gimmick the word-counter so it shows a negative word count.
Here's the reading, if you're interested. You can skip to about 1:36 for just this story, but for the full effect, you've got to listen to the whole thing.
10110859 Not only did I literally get punched by Present Perfect for this (which was a quite honest review), but there is a glorious dramatic reading of it in the comment just above.
YOU ARE SUCH A FUCK
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Somebody had to do it.
Is there a way to get a negative word count? I think that's the next step.
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The obvious course of action is to use fewer ellipses.
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Doesn't change the word count, and that's the goal.
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I AM GOING TO FIND OUT
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The Council will await your report, agent!
They're could have been text messages.
You bastard.
Of course,using pictures also would have no effect on the word count.
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I only regret that the limit has been reached, because I am having so much fun watching this battle.
Oh, this wasn't a preview of NaNoWriMo?
Can a story exist without words?
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I was going to have it be a series of telegrams (in Morse code), but FimFic's word counter kept counting series of dashes as 'words.'
I thought about that, but pictures are cheating. Otherwise, I'd've just done a series of emoticons.
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I could make the story 50,000 times longer, but if I remember math correctly, 50,000 times 0 is still 0.
I do have a crazy idea for NaNoWriMo, but . . . if I do it, it'll be polarizing, that's for sure. Especially if it's 50k.
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That's a great philosophical question. What is a story? What do we mean by a story? Is a picture a story? Are two people sitting side-by-side on a park bench telling a story, even if they say nothing?
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It was fun while it lasted. And, for what it's worth, PP really did punch me, which just made my victory that much sweeter.
Now it is either time to move on to bigger and better things, or wait and see who's the first to figure out a way to gimmick the word-counter so it shows a negative word count.
You brilliant goddamn bastard.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Whoa there buddy, we've had enough existential monologuing from Gummy already...
exultant work on this chapter just perfectly worded or not.
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Thanks! I was worried that I might make a mistake--especially since I didn't send it to my pre-readers.
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I think you pulled it off perfectly.
good work.
This. . . this is beauty incarnate.
Cygnus' reading just made it all the better. One of you owes me a new set of lungs.
...! ... ... ...!
Damn. That hurt to read. You really know how to tug on the heartstrings.
?. . . !
...!
...dots all, folks!
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This is one of the best things I've ever written.
EDIT: also, there's a reading of it.
6225668 I believe this story is the answer to that.
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6227300 6219238 Please tell me you have figured out.
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Truly, the funniest thing.
I got to tell my buddy about this. This might just be the thing I needed to get him on Fimfiction.
~Leonzilla
How sad. Can't we have one where they hook up again?
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Maybe I could do that for Valentine's Day. Or is it too late for that now?
7054628 Just blame the delay on the difficulty of finding the right words.
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That sounds legit.
Well, you SHOULD. (Srsly, nice to meet you,)
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Here's the reading, if you're interested. You can skip to about 1:36 for just this story, but for the full effect, you've got to listen to the whole thing.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Not only did I literally get punched by Present Perfect for this (which was a quite honest review), but there is a glorious dramatic reading of it in the comment just above.
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That stunning silence. Truly, an accomplishment for the recordbooks
zErO WoRdS
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Scroll up in the comments, there’s a reading of it and it’s glorious.