Luna, Commissar of the Night, meets Luna-2, the sexy socialist soviet space probe that landed on the moon in 1959. What will happen in this exciting communistastical adventure?
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Don't like it? Tell me why! I appreciate critiques.
Dammit para how did you know this was my fetish
4852287 Because dragon-penis dildo bicycle seats would also be a fetish for you.
4852295
U-unf.
4852295 I've had that fetish since that faithful macy thanksgiving day parade in 2006...
4852295
Hey that's also my fetish
4852312 This needs to be a group, like, yesterday.
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4852300 It is done.
This...
Is unexpected...
~Skeeter The Lurker
This is a thing.
A goddamned glorious tribute to... something. I'll figure it out later.
This has piqued my interest for obvious reasons.
I look forward to this communistastical adventure.
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ohboi
It's like a Fimfiction version of Trains, Planes and Plantains!
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*cocaines
OMG, my sides. Top notch!
I must say I needed a story like this as of late.
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This is amazing.
10/10, "You're pretty good." - Revolver Ocelot
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I can honestly say without a doubt I have read the most
horrible clusterfuckamazing story in existence.That should be a slogan in real life, frankly.
...
...the f**k did I just read...
This fic is
stupidintellectually equal, but it's amusing anyway. You also use strikethroughtoo much, and it'skind of annoyingsocialist realism that aids the revolution.4852762
redactive revisionism is magic
4852729
a story about luna falling in love with a space probe
Well.
I would write a love song, but saying you have a case of the 4852616 would make it into a Blues song.
Other than that, fuck YES~ to this fic. It's almost as awesome a ship as Dashinguisher, but I digress.
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radigeR is the antichrist
Because if you say it backwards, it sounds like "Oh my sweet Satan." Clearly a plot by the pinkos to argonate America.
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does that have a fic yet
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yes
so beautiful
goddammit fucking WHAT para
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3 edgy 5 me
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it's exactly enough edgy for you
4852931 It's got something of a 4-chan greentext, but no fic, far as I know.
Sadly, I haven't been able to find the original post I'd seen...
Edit: Yeah, found a link, got a 404 Not Found on it.
Here is how it looks translated into english:
В общем, учи матчасть.
At least it was amusing.
4853011 U no wahts 4 edgy 2 u?
Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 no h8
Finally, someone who truly understands the glory of communism.
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The actual fuck did I just read?
No serious, what the actual fuck?
Did somebody say COMMUNISM?
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I ran some of the Communist Manifesto through google translate
...WTF?
"the sexy socialist soviet space probe"? Looks like I have no choise but to give it a read later.
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Отличный перевод)
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On a scale of 1 to 74, how turned on are you
I have no clue what I just read. But there's a saying that applies here:
"I don't know much about art, but I know what I like."
I knew I was gonna like this as soon as I saw "delusionate". I love made-up words that sound like they should exist.
Also, I know two things about moon rocks: pure poison, great portal conductors.
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This is terrible. You should be ashamed of yourself!
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That's a quick but boring way. I expected better from you.
You could have at least google translated it to chinese, then to ukrainian and only then to russian if you didn't want to just grab a paragraph from russian version.