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Strayan Phoenix


Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

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Ditzy Doo and her daughter Dinky are forced to move in with Ditzy's drinking, play-mare sister Cloud Kicker, when Ditzy's partner boots her out of home.

A one-shot crossover between 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' and 'Two and a Half Men'.

Not quite sure where I was going when I wrote this, but ah well. Let's see what happens...

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 29 )

That. Was. AWESOME! :pinkiehappy:

There's not much I like about Two and a Half Men, aside from some admittedly funny jokes, but this story is everything good about Cloud Kicker, Dinky and Ditzy in a package deal!

Also, now I have that urge to start a How I Met That Mare ("How I Met Your Mother") story again.

I honest know nothing about Two and a half Men besides that Charlie Sheen's character comes back as a ghost woman after he died. I'm going to take a guess that you don't like Flash Sentry.

I hate that show, but I found this very funny. The dialogue has a good bit of snap to it.

Irony of Ironies... Cloud Kicker playing Charlie Sheen straight up instead of metaphorically.

Pinkie as Rose works in a creepy stalker way.

Having seen a bunch of the episodes, I shudder to think of cute and saccharine Dinky Doo turning into Jake Harper if this were to continue. If you do, I offer the suggestion of Snowflake for the role of Berta... because he'd be funny.

Have you considered submitting this to the Cloud Kicker Fan Club group?

you should really consider going full blown story plot on this story its good and you could twist it up and pump it full of innuendos :raritywink:

This is almost word for word the actual episode, and I love it! :pinkiehappy:

(Inb4 reading desc., just title in my feed)

hmm 2 and a half mares... that's a parody of that awesome sitcom i love right? starring charlie sheen?

wait a second, wasn't there some parody of charlie sheen in the fandom as well?

hmm...

wait...

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(after reading)

that was hilarious! it stated off rocky in the start, but it sounded just like a real episode!

please make this a thing

please

please

please make it real

11/10 would read

i need this

That was hilarious. Is it just the pilot or are you going to write more chapters?

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I dunno. It depends on how popular this turns out to be. :trixieshiftright:

Gold, comedy gold right here. :rainbowlaugh:

Fantastic work. :twilightsmile:

wow that was shot for shot the first episode of two and a half men good going :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy: nice job making pinkie rose by the way

I would like to read more chapters of this. Please write more.:yay:

:rainbowlaugh: that was awesome

This was brilliant. You have got to make more of this. Pinkie Pie as Rose? Just fantastic and somehow makes canonical sense to me.

:heart:Oh my God, that was hilarious! I wouldn't think two and a half men would translate well to an MLP setting (much less with Ditzy playing the roll of Alan), but this was just pure gold! Please, please,please, pleeeeease don't cancel out on this story:pinkiehappy:

P.S. And I must say,having Pinkie Pie play the role of Rose was simply genius :pinkiecrazy::heart:

it was fine as a oneshot (also in the new season charly has a kid that lives with allan how are you going to explain that in this vertion)

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Yeah, well nearly all the other comments were asking for another one, so... :twilightsheepish:

I probably won't even get that far anyway. Maybe just stick to the first couple seasons and leave it at that... :applejackunsure:

Having read this, my life is now complete. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

You sir/madam, are a genius. :twilightsmile:

no, you must make this background pony sized at least, max of austraeoh

I DEMAND IT:flutterrage:

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It's this story sized

It took me weeks of off & on reading to finish, and it's depressing as all hell:raritycry:

yes, I want this story to be background pony size, you owe me for making me remember that story *shudder*

Oh my god this cannot be full of awesome.

*Throws it on the bookburning pile.*

3247340 OH MY GOSH, YES!!! Bulk Biceps As Berta FTW :rainbowlaugh:

“Oh no, it’s okay muffin! We can uh… we can go to Disneyland or something!...

Assuming this is in Equestria, that would be "Whinnyland" if I remember correctly

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