282974 >Have to walk past a ghetto part of town. >Instead of black people everywhere like they show on TV you see Fluffy Ponies eveywhere. >Sitting out on stoops and watching you. >A couple are smoking, some have bandanas on. >As you walk back you hear tons of screwed up conversations. >"Why I keep gettin pweggy? Who daddy dis time?" you hear puffed up yellow mare say. >"And den dis nigga was aww up in fwuffies grill yo but I shot hiz bitch ass" a orange colt laughs. >"Yo cwacka wan buy sum sketties? 100% Italian" a blue one in a ally whispers to you. >As you walk you see six of the fluffies with blue bandanas waving their hooves in the air. >"East side fwuff!" one of them says. >See another 6 fluffies with green bandanas across from them. >Also waving their hooves in the air. >"West Stweet Pones!"" the yell. >Both groups suddenly go at it. >Gang fight. >Their kicking and biting each other. >One of the east side ones uses his horn and stabs three of the west ones to death. >Suddenly you hear high pitched voices yelling "Weeee Wooo Weeee Woooooo. >"Oh shit!" they yell and scatter. >The unicorn who killed three has a hoof stuck on gum and can't get away. >You see two dark blue fluffies yelling "weee wooo" as they run past. >They grab the unicorn and drag him down the street. >"Yo coppas can't keep a east fwuff down y'all bunch of pussies!" he yells trying to get away. >"Yeah Yeah tew it to da judge" one of the blue ones yells. >"Noooo! Nooo!!!!" you hear from behind. >Turn around and see a pink mare run out of a building. >She looks very tired, has a apron on, and there are 3 foals on her back. >"Whewe did I goo wong?" she screams. >Well that was fun.
282967 you know what you should do, after people start joining, post on the message board telling them a theme or setting and challenge them to write a fluffy story based or influenced by said variable.
Upload stories from the booru!
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282978 Thank you person I seriously do not know! Yep you're a compleate stranger!
282977
Welcome.
282974
>Have to walk past a ghetto part of town.
>Instead of black people everywhere like they show on TV you see Fluffy Ponies eveywhere.
>Sitting out on stoops and watching you.
>A couple are smoking, some have bandanas on.
>As you walk back you hear tons of screwed up conversations.
>"Why I keep gettin pweggy? Who daddy dis time?" you hear puffed up yellow mare say.
>"And den dis nigga was aww up in fwuffies grill yo but I shot hiz bitch ass" a orange colt laughs.
>"Yo cwacka wan buy sum sketties? 100% Italian" a blue one in a ally whispers to you.
>As you walk you see six of the fluffies with blue bandanas waving their hooves in the air.
>"East side fwuff!" one of them says.
>See another 6 fluffies with green bandanas across from them.
>Also waving their hooves in the air.
>"West Stweet Pones!"" the yell.
>Both groups suddenly go at it.
>Gang fight.
>Their kicking and biting each other.
>One of the east side ones uses his horn and stabs three of the west ones to death.
>Suddenly you hear high pitched voices yelling "Weeee Wooo Weeee Woooooo.
>"Oh shit!" they yell and scatter.
>The unicorn who killed three has a hoof stuck on gum and can't get away.
>You see two dark blue fluffies yelling "weee wooo" as they run past.
>They grab the unicorn and drag him down the street.
>"Yo coppas can't keep a east fwuff down y'all bunch of pussies!" he yells trying to get away.
>"Yeah Yeah tew it to da judge" one of the blue ones yells.
>"Noooo! Nooo!!!!" you hear from behind.
>Turn around and see a pink mare run out of a building.
>She looks very tired, has a apron on, and there are 3 foals on her back.
>"Whewe did I goo wong?" she screams.
>Well that was fun.
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Buy a peach colored fluffy male.
63.
>He has a spot of black fluff above his nose.
64.
>Looks the same Toothbrush moustache Hitler and Charlie Chaplin made famous.
65.
>Name him Reich because a fluffy named Hitler would get you weird looks.
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>Well so will his moustache.
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>Watching World War II in color on the Military Channel with Reich on your lap.
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>You love history, but mostly the World Wars.
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>Shows one of Hitlers speeches.
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>The next day when you come home you see Reich raising his right front hoof in the air.
71.
>He colored a SS Armband on his fluff with his markers.
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>Also drew Hitler's hair.
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>Hes marching back forth shouting heil.
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>He sees you and rush over to you.
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>He has paper in his mouth.
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>"Wook at wat Hitwa Fwuff made for daddies!"
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>He drew plans for a modern invasion of Europe.
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>Not sure if you should laugh your ass off or fear for the future.
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>6 years later Poland is invaded by Fluffy Ponies.
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>At least he never found out you were Polish
282971 No, I plagerized it. But that is a good idea. Could you kinfly advertise this to sump plz please
282967
you know what you should do, after people start joining, post on the message board telling them a theme or setting and challenge them to write a fluffy story based or influenced by said variable.
That was glorious, also I didn't write that earlier one, but goddamn, that was amazing. did you write this?
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282960 1.
>Have a job at the city dump.
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>Fluffy ponies don't have it that bad at the dump.
3.
>Better off than strays on the city streets.
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>Trucks deliver tons of edible garbage every day.
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>Lots of cardboard and scrap metal to shelter under.
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>Old human clothes & blankets to sleep in.
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>Fluffy pony abusers avoid the dump.
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>Very different fluffy pony culture develops here.
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>Herds form.
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>Territory is staked out.
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>Unlike other environments, turf wars break out.
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>Fluffy ponies are dumb, but they can learn.
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>Being abandoned and abused fluffies, these dump ponies have learned the worst aspects of humanity.
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One day...
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>Sitting on bulldozer.
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>See trouble brewing.
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>Watch nature take its course.
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>Dominant herd is grazing its territory.
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>Excited about huge load of rotten spaghetti that's been dumped.
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>Rival group moves into territory.
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>Rivals don't have the nerve to steal spaghetti.
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>Old human clothes are today's target.
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>Rivals dash in on stubby legs.
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>ohshit.jpg
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>Rival fluffy pony group raids dominant group's dump territory.
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>Dominant group distracted by rotten spaghetti.
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>Slipping & stumbling on slopes of trash.
28.
>Grab old sweatshirts, towels, plastic sheeting.
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>Dominant group notices invaders.
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>Being higher up on the garbage slope, they can run/tumble down faster.
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>Rivals run with stolen trash.
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>"Dat our beddies!" squeak enraged fluffies, giving chase.
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>Many escape with prizes.
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>Not all.
35.
>Fluffy battle is comical.
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>Fluffy ponies are weak & dumb as hell.
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>Offensive capabilities = zero.
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>Fluffy ponies are also timid and highly sensitive to pain.
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>Defensive capabilities = zero.
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>Seriously...guinea pigs could kick these things asses.
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>Battle consists mainly of shoving and feeble biting.
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>Equal number on both sides die of stupid accidents.
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>Still; isolated rivals are heavily outnumbered.
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>About 8 are captured.
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>Now we see what fluffies have learned about cruelty.
46.
>Dominant group has captured eight invaders from rival group.
47.
>Captives are crying, begging "Pwease no huwt fwuffy!"
48.
>Already have their ears torn, hooves bitten, tufts of fluff ripped out.
49.
>Smarty Friend of dominant group speaks;
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>"Fiwly fwuffies ober hewe!"
51.
>5 mares are seperated from the 3 stallions.
52.
>Mares are whinnying and crying, desperate to stay with their friends.
53.
>Stallions are bawling out loud and pooping in fear.
54.
>Stallions know there is no reason to keep them alive.
55.
>Dominant group leader sniffs filly butts.
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>3 are okay.
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>2 fail the test.
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>"No fiwwy wif baby coming!" decrees smarty friend.
59.
>Dominant group sets upon the two pregnant mares.
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>Screaming, they are stomped to death.
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>Long, painful process since fluffies are terrible at stomping.
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>The three non-pregnant mares are now property of the dominant herd.
63.
>Attention turns to the three captured stallions.
64.
>"Pwease let join!" "Pwease don' huwt fwuffy!" they beg.
65.
>Dominant group is enraged.
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>Puffing out cheeks, stomping.
67.
>"Bad fwuffies steawl!" "Bad fwuffies take beddies!"
68.
>Captives plead their case; "You fwuffies get sketties! No fair! You fwuffies get best beddies!"
69.
>It's pointless of course.
70.
>Execution time draws near.
71.
>Fluffy ponies have found lots of dangerous, painful things in the dump.
72.
>Dominant group has a supply of old fluorescent lighting tubes.
73.
>First crying captive is roughly held down.
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>Tail yanked up out of the way.
75.
>Dominant fluffy group brings glass tube.
76.
>One whimpering fluffy is pushed forward.
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>Obviously low-ranking, he must smash one end of tube.
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>Badly cuts his hoof in the process...he'll die soon.
79.
>Rival captive can not even beg anymore.
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>Just cries and babbles in a panic.
81.
>Broken light tube is rammed up his ass.
82.
>Fucking brutal.
83.
>Blood and broken glass everywhere.
84.
>Next two captives in line are screaming and begging for mercy.
85.
>Death takes about three minutes.
86.
>Remaining two captives are executed in the same way.
87.
>Dead bodies of 5 invaders are rolled to the bottom of trash mountain.
88.
>Further up the hill, three mares absorbed into dominant group are already being raped.
89.
>With luck they will produce offspring for the dominant group.
90.
>Even as high-rankinging stallions mount them, dominant mares bite their ears and rub feces in their faces.
91.
>Reminder of their slave-rank in dominant group.
92.
>Shit like this happens every day.
93.
>Yesterday, it was the dominant group that raided a rival group's territory.
94.
>Lost 2 breeding mares and 5 stallions were executed.
95.
>Every group had its own signature death sentence.
96.
>That one forces captives to swallow old frayed electrical wires.
97.
>Pushes captive fluffy pony off a garbage cliff.
98.
>If guts are not torn out immediately, fluffy pony hangs there until dead.
99.
>Gotta hand it to these dump fluffies.
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>They've got a hell of a lot more imagination than most.
282960 Holy Shit....Did You write That?
YAY
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