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Admiral Biscuit

For Admiral Biscuit, who says his stories are "varied." (It's better than how Obsolescence answered . . .)

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TSunset Shimmer Makes a Sandwich
Equestria Girls
Adventure
Comedy
After a day at school and a short walk through a snowstorm, all Sunset Shimmer wants is a sandwich. Is that too much to ask?
Sunset Shimmer
Admiral Biscuit · 1.1k words · 270 7 · 4.8k views
TPetunia Paleo and the Giant Coprolite
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Mystery
Slice of Life
Petunia Paleo makes a discovery in the Badlands which turns Equestrian Paleontology on its ear.
Other
Petunia
Admiral Biscuit · 1.1k words · 126 9 · 1.5k views
TMaud and Captain Kirk Go On A Date
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Random
Maud Pie and Captain J. T. Kirk go on a date in Ponyville.
Crossover
Human
Other
Maud Pie
Admiral Biscuit · 1.3k words · 109 19 · 1.5k views
TQuicksilver
MLP: FiM
Sad
Slice of Life
A cutie mark reveals a pony’s special talent—the thing that sets him or her apart from other ponies. Ponies never get the wrong cutie marks, but sometimes they pay a high price for the one they have.
OC
Admiral Biscuit · 1.3k words · 155 3 · 3k views
TThe Taxening
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
This fall, Ponyville gets a tax cut.
Alt. Universe
Other
Admiral Biscuit · 2.4k words · 134 11 · 3.3k views
TPrincess Celestia is (still) in your Bed
MLP: FiM
Comedy
I'd come home from work to discover my Strawberry Fanta gone, and a pony princess in my bed.
Human
Celestia
OC
Admiral Biscuit · 1.6k words · 284 20 · 7.3k views
TThe 2016 Presidential Campaign Goes to Equestria
Equestria Girls
Random
After the unification of Earth and Equestria, Presidential hopefuls campaign in Equestria. Things don't go as planned.
Human
Crossover
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Sweetie Belle
Prince Blueblood
Derpy
Bulk Biceps
Admiral Biscuit · 2.1k words · 383 43 · 3.7k views
TLyra and Bon Bon Drive to Trotcon
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Stuck at home while their human friend Jeff goes to a convention, Lyra decides that it's time for a roadtrip.
Human
Alt. Universe
Lyra
Bon-Bon
OC
Admiral Biscuit · 2.8k words · 103 4 · 1.7k views
ESnails Aren't Bugs
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Beginning school is a difficult time for anypony, but from such a stressful environment, lasting friendships can form between the most unlikely ponies.
Snips
Snails
Admiral Biscuit · 1.7k words · 113 3 · 1.4k views
TBerry Punch Celebrates St. Patrick's Day
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Tired of the boring festivities in Ponyville, Berry Punch sets out to a place where people really know how to drink: a bar in a college town.
Human
Berry Punch
Admiral Biscuit · 1.7k words · 162 5 · 2.4k views
TTrue Love Never Lies
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Random
In the magical world of Equestria, how do two ponies fall in love?
Pinkie
Applejack
Admiral Biscuit · 1.6k words · 91 14 · 1.6k views
ENightmare Night Sleepover
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Trick or treating is over, and Noi, Berry Pinch, and Dinky have sorted through their candy. What's left but to cuddle up under a blanket together and tell scary stories?
Berry Punch
Other
Dinky Hooves
Sparkler
Admiral Biscuit · 2k words · 84 2 · 1.8k views
EThe Great and Powerful Trixie Bakes a Cake
Equestria Girls
Slice of Life
Home from school, with nothing worth watching on the TV, Trixie heads for the kitchen to make a peanut butter and chocolate masterpiece.
Trixie
Admiral Biscuit · 1.6k words · 105 5 · 2k views
TSonata grabs Twilight's Peaches
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Slice of Life
The Dazzlings hope to sow some disharmony during gym class, but Sonata is hopelessly distracted by the the taco she lost, and her newest discovery: sweet, sweet peaches.
Twilight
Adagio Dazzle
Sonata Dusk
Aria Blaze
Admiral Biscuit · 1.4k words · 195 13 · 3.9k views
TTwilight gets Stoned and Stares at her Hoof
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Twilight unwinds after a stressful day with a new kind of tea, brewed from special herbs Zecora got her. It's a philosophical journey she wasn't prepared for.
Twilight
Spike
Admiral Biscuit · 1.2k words · 245 13 · 3.5k views
ESilver Spanner gets her Cutie Mark
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
A cutie mark appears when a pony has discovered her special talent. Silver Spanner is fairly sure that she won't get hers by attending school.
Other
Admiral Biscuit · 1.9k words · 229 2 · 2.9k views
EThe Snipe Hunt
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
The Cutie Mark Crusaders embark on a snipe hunt. They don't find any snipes, but they find something better.
CMCs
Admiral Biscuit · 1.2k words · 93 2 · 1.6k views
TTuna
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Random
After a brief fling, Tirek tires of Twilight and moves on to bigger and better alicorns.
Twilight
Luna
Tirek
Admiral Biscuit · 1.4k words · 108 14 · 1.8k views
TSyzygy
Equestria Girls
Slice of Life
Sunset Shimmer isn't exactly fitting in at Canterlot High, but she's changed her ways and is slowly making amends for her past behavior, but she still hasn't grasped all the differences between pony society and human society.
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Sunset Shimmer
Admiral Biscuit · 1.9k words · 302 6 · 7.1k views
TA Stranger in Your Bed
MLP: FiM
You come home, tired from a long day of work, and all you want is to get some sleep. Only problem is, there's a stranger in your bed--a stranger from a popular cartoon show.
Human
OC
Other
Admiral Biscuit · 1.2k words · 114 20 · 2k views
ECampfire Stories
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
There is nothing more traditional than exchanging scary stories around a campfire. It started with cavemen; even on a strange new pony world, you find that the tradition is no different. And boy, do you have a scary story to tell.
Human
Other
Main 6
Admiral Biscuit · 1.2k words · 152 7 · 2.8k views
TTwilight eats Sonata's Taco
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Random
It's taco Tuesday at Canterlot High, and Twilight's never experienced the joys of putting her lips on a taco. It's a transcendent experience. She probably should have asked first.
Twilight
Sonata Dusk
Admiral Biscuit · 1.2k words · 210 10 · 4.3k views
TPinkie Pie's Last Nightmare Night
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Pinkie Pie loves Nightmare Night. She loves dressing up, and she loves candy. One year she goes too far.
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie
Admiral Biscuit · 1.4k words · 1,733 26 · 18k views
EInterview with a Cab Driver
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
A cab ride to the Manehattan train station becomes suddenly interesting when 'Spuds' Terkel notices who's pulling the cab.
OC
Admiral Biscuit · 1.4k words · 165 4 · 2.1k views

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