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Phoenix Heart 27


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Jul
16th
2019

A limerick · 9:17pm Jul 16th, 2019

Ahem!

There once was a man from Peru.
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke with a fright.
In the middle of the night.
To find that his dream had come true.

😭🙃

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Comments ( 8 )

Every limerick I can share is way to dirty.

5089710
*Le sigh* this!

5089711
Oh trust me, I had a far dirtier one for this originally, but decided to keep it clean.
5089722
Yes! Exactly!

5089734

Oh trust me, I had a far dirtier one for this originally

Not the man from Nantucket, was it?

I have this...

There once was a man from Peru
Who often was quite blue
One day he got bold
And went out into the cold
What he died of, nobody knew

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