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Samey90


I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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  • Wednesday
    Okay, hear me out



    Human Maud Pie never got over her goth phase and learns languages instead of going to therapy. Or some colour schemes just work better than others.

    5 comments · 42 views
  • 9 weeks
    Well, that was unexpected

    More exactly an unexpected epilogue to this blog. Seems the mods got the screencap guy:


    Source: used to be derpi 3336468, but now it's gone

    5 comments · 224 views
  • 29 weeks
    Death and Taxes - reading

    Skijarama made a brilliant reading of my recent story Death and Taxes. Go, check it out!

    0 comments · 105 views
  • 30 weeks
    G5 is (sadly) dead

    Beware, science ahead.

    Frequent Derpibooru visitors may have notice that after every Tell Your Tale episode, the frontpage gets flooded with pics. Well, one could say that's a proof that the title of this blog is clickbait (it is), since apparently there's a lot of activity in the fandom.

    Well, yes, but actually no.

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    27 comments · 724 views
  • 37 weeks
    Sunset Shimmer Day

    Since Sock and me got featured on Equestria Daily (again), I'd like to remind that I have some Sunset Shimmer fics that are probably not EqD-friendly:

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    1 comments · 155 views
Jan
15th
2018

Some fanart from arcanelexicon · 8:40pm Jan 15th, 2018

It took us a year to build a second hangar and buy a turboprop engine in the Griffon Empire. Do you remember Cherry Berry before the brain surgery? She couldn’t remember my name, but she could easily say all the parts of such an engine, even woken up in the middle of the night. In a few months, we built our first plane,Little Cadance.

Funny thing with that name, you know? Vinyl invented it. Where’s Vinyl? We should drink her health, I think. Here she is... Cheers, mate! May the trees our coffins will be made of grow for at least another sixty years!

The name. Vinyl invented it and, when I wasn’t looking, painted a nose art depicting... Well, she painted Cadance as one of her Prench fillies.

Comments ( 5 )

I wonder why this story is getting so few views. It's a masterpiece!

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I guess the chapter length scares people off (I always have that problem with Fallout: Equestria fics).

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5k to 10k is an optimal length, with 10k to 15k is good for longer chapters. I don't think that would be the problem.

150k in total is also perfect.

Maybe people just don't know about it or they are put off by the many warning tags.

I have no idea why people are not reading this, it's mind boggling.

The story have 600 views, but only 69 votes... Wait a second...

That's it! People just don't want to screw the rating! Mystery solved!

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Yeah. Also, it's a sequel. Those have it harder.

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