Signal Boost: You Can't Eat Gold

By the talented KingMoriarty.

You may remember him from the comments on Silver Glow's Journal, tirelessly correcting typos (and there were a bunch of them). Or, hopefully, you know him for his own stories, 'cause he's a really good writer. And I'm still trying to goad him into writing a sequel to Asylum, although just kinda passive-aggressively by making comments like this one right here.

Anyways, he just wrote a new story that I think y'all will like. It's called You Can't Eat Gold, and . . . well, I can't really give away the nice surprise at the end, but I think y'all will approve of it.

Comments

[Sky Blue CMC]

I love your story... I'm a slow reader and I've been reading it faster than any other story I've read before!

[Admiral Biscuit]

4504931

I love your story... I'm a slow reader and I've been reading it faster than any other story I've read before!

Thanks!

If you wanna take a little break, You Can't Eat Gold is worth it.

[Sky Blue CMC]

4505050 I might.

[metallusionsismagic]

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Fuk u I can't eat all this gold!

[KMCA]

Sequel nothing, I want it to- OH! YOUR Asylum.

I was thinking about This Asylum

[NudeRei]

If the Admiral says to read it, then I shall read it.

[QueenMoriarty]

I'm still trying to goad him into writing a sequel to Asylum

This is the first time we've spoken in the past five weeks. You have a very lazy definition of goading.

[Admiral Biscuit]

4505546

This is the first time we've spoken in the past five weeks. You have a very lazy definition of goading.

It's true, it's a very lazy definition.

[QueenMoriarty]

4505767 Also, can I just get you into my comments section to verify whether the story is canon to the past of Character X?

[Admiral Biscuit]

4505769
Yes, It's on my to-do list

[Admiral Biscuit]

4505063

Fuk u I can't eat all this gold!

#dirtponyproblems

4505210

Sequel nothing, I want it to- OH! YOUR Asylum.
I was thinking about This Asylum

Hmm, I haven't read that one yet. It's on my RiL, though.

[Admiral Biscuit]

4505277

If the Admiral says to read it, then I shall read it.

[HatePlow]

Silver Glow's Journal

That's a weird way to spell Onto The Pony Planet!

[Admiral Biscuit]

4506147

That's a weird way to spell Onto The Pony Planet!

I don't think that King Moriarty has read or commented on Onto the Pony Planet. I could be wrong, though.

[HatePlow]

4507257 I know, I was just joking about best story.