Vini, Vidi, Volume Enim Mansi. (Translation: I came, I saw, I stayed for the stories.)

The magic comedy hoers.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Short for Lord Regulus. I hope you will enjoy what my brain comes up with. You can throw money at me here: Ko-fi

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

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"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Avatar done by @befishprod on twitter, check her out! I write comedy things, occasionally they're good.

A little turtle who likes to write

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

"Consequences… Give a person a situation with no consequences and you’ll see the real them… Every time."

I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

I make stories. They’re weird, but still technically stories.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Everyone needs a little spice in their life.