When Twilight Sparkle first arrived in Ponyville, she thought every pony there was crazy. Nowadays, she fits right in. This is the story of a normal day in her new home.

All mares have needs. Even if they’re totally uncool and undeniably lame. Rainbow Dash is the one exception to the rule. After a month away from her marefriend, she wasn’t even the tiniest bit lonely. And she definitely didn’t need - or want - a hug. Hugs were lame, and she was Rainbow Danger Dash. Hugging would only slow her down.

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Chrysalis corners Celestia about an old debt.

Dodging ensues.

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Because perfection is a key part of Rarity's work, Sweetie Belle often finds herself alone with nothing to do around Carousel Boutique. With no big sister to play with, Sweetie Belle takes it upon herself to find something to do. Not only does she find entertainment, but she also finds a very beautiful kind of destruction.

Thank you, electreXcessive, for pre-reading this completely innocent story.

Written for the 31shotober challenge! Don't forget to rate, please!

This story got a very nice reading by, TheLostNarrator. Click here to check it out!

So apparently this was featured at some point... Haven't the damnedest clue as to when though...

Just over two years after her banishment ended, Luna now rules over her night with Celestia's day. However, the night can become a very boring place, and when you have way too many hours of nothing to do, you tend to make... interesting choices in terms of activities.

Note: This takes place before season 3.

Many thanks to Kitsunehero for editing.

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Discord is attacked by a mysterious pony with frightening power. He is left in the woods young and frightened. Fluttershy finds the infant Draconequus and takes him in. Fluttershy cares for Discord, and Discord comes to love the pegasus. When Twilight finds a new threat and alerts the Elements, Fluttershy realizes that it is the same mysterious pony who deaged Discord. Can they get Discord back to normal? And until they do, how bad can raising the Lord of Chaos possibly be?

Parcel Post, the long-missing mailpony who delivered Discord's ticket to the Gala, staggers into work to explain where he's been. Spoilers for "Make New Friends But Keep Discord", but not serious ones.

Shining Armor wants to know what his parents mean when they talk about his grandfather's "legacy". To do so, he ventures into the nearly untouched attic of his house.

Will he find the answer to his question?

This story was inspired by the cover image and the short blurb below it, which was done by johnjoseco over at DeviantArt: http://johnjoseco.deviantart.com/

You may not ever see this, but thank you, johnjoseco, for making such a great image that inspired this story. You deserve far more credit than I do.

In a very special edition of the Foal Free Press, editor-in-chief Featherweight Westwind offers an article-by-article correction of the work of infamous gossip columnist Gabby Gums.

Have you ever felt like the Universe was out to get you? Well, pat yourself on the back, because you're absolutely right. The Universe is a huge jerk, and its favorite pastime is frying planets with supernovas the moment so much as an amoeba crawls out of the primordial soup.

Given its track record, what will happen when the Universe stumbles across a certain planet inhabited by magical technicolor ponies? The biggest party ever, if Pinkie Pie has anything to say about it!

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