"On behalf of Management, the following contract bestows upon The Company the indelible right to prospect Eqqus in its entirety, granting you the role of an intermediary between Deep Rock Galactic, and planetary governmental bodies.
In return, DRG offers its technological support, coupled with monetary compensation equal to any complications that may, or may not, occur as a result of our ongoing operations.
Management discourages investigation and/or disruption of our planetary operations, which may, or may not, result in bodily injury and/or death of interlopers."
Here’s my, admittedly silly, entry to that dialogue contest.
One, this is amazing.
Two, ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!
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ROCK AND STONE, TO THE BONE!
Amazing
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This dude's Bio
DRG has come to sue me...
ROCK AND STONE
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ROCK-AND-ROLL AND STONE!
KEEP DOTTY SAFE
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DORETTA IS A BEAUUUTY
Ah, changelings! Of course they'd be down there.
Now that would make for some interesting missions.
And this griffon negotiator certainly lives up to his people's eagle-eyed reputation, sussing out the company's unspoken off-world politics like that.
*Oof*.
This has got to be hazard 7 at least.
Even higher if Flurry's gotten loose.
ROCK. AND. STONE.
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FOR KARL!
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One shudders to imagine what Driller, the 'walking war crime machine' would do to the 'lings. Poor buggers are going to have nightmares for generations.
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!
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ROCK AND STONE, BROTHA!