Green Tea
This is too hard. Way too hard.
When you agreed to take care of Fluttershy’s animals, you envisioned the sun happily shining down upon you as you merrily patted a dog or whatever on the head as a choir of birds sang about how cool you were.
The reality was that ungrateful chickens had pecked at your legs when you tried to feed them, a squirrel had scratched your entire front leg, some spiteful crows pecked at your eyes and Angel Bunny was acting like Hitler’s evil twin brother.
A soft voice speaks up as you tangle with a ferret who is inexplicably refusing to go back into his house.
“Thank you so much for helping me take care of the animals.”
Somehow, that simple thank you from Fluttershy made this all worthwhile.
“Hey, no problem” you reply. “I’m glad to help.”
Fluttershy smiles. “I’ll just finish making these birds a new nest and then we can go inside.”
Soon enough, you and Fluttershy are sat inside her house, drinking tea and watching the TV (which, predictably enough, is set to the Equestria Nature channel.)
You’re watching a manticore running around some forest on the TV when Fluttershy taps you on the shoulder.
“Yeah?” you respond.
“Are you going to be okay going home in the rain?” she asks.
You look outside. A pretty huge storm is raging outside. When did that start?
“I’ll be fine…” you say, somewhat unsure of yourself. You’d probably catch pneumonia if you tried to walk home in that.
“Oh… are you sure? It looks dangerous.” She hovers over to the window. You follow her.
It looks like there might even be a flood sometime soon.
“Uhh. Maybe we should call a taxi…” you say.
“Um. You… you could always stay here…” she says, before quickly looking away from you and down at the floor.
You try to decide what to do. Needless to say, you find Fluttershy attractive. What if you did something stupid while staying the night? Or worse, what if she shares your feelings but you DON’T do something stupid and then you never find out? Or what if you try to go home and get washed away by the floodwaters?
There seems to be no easy way out of this. You decide to take the metaphorical plunge.
“Sure, I guess staying over would be cool. Like a sleepover, kinda” you tell her.
“Yay!” she says, before quickly staring at you with an embarrassed expression. You quickly look out the window and pretend not to have noticed her excitement, to put her at ease.
You go back to watching the TV and talking long into the night. Eventually, Fluttershy suggests that it’s time to go to sleep. Truthfully, you’ve been struggling to stay awake for a while now, but you didn’t want to suggest anything.
“Uh, so I guess I’ll sleep here on the sofa… goodnight, Fluttershy” you mumble.
“M-my bed is b-big enough for b-both of us…” Fluttershy nervously stutters out.
After some more awkward mumbling between the two of you, you eventually agree to share her bed.
As you’re lying in bed together, you smile at how cute she looks completely under the bedcovers, with just her snout sticking out from under them.
“Well… goodnight…” she says.
It’s now or never, you decide, and you summon all your confidence and pull her into a hug.
She stares into your eyes for a second, and you stare into hers. Slowly, you move towards each other until you’re kissing each other. The awkwardness and social anxiety from before is completely gone, and the kiss feels completely natural.
Fluttershy breaks the kiss and looks up at you again, smiling.
“Should we… um…” she blushes again. You know what she’s trying to suggest though.
“Wow. That’s moving a little fast…” you say.
“Eep! I’m sorry! I just-“
You silence her with another kiss.
“Let’s do it” you say, feeling an extraordinary amount of confidence. You were absolutely certain that this was the right thing to do.
Fluttershy nuzzles you. You kiss her again. She starts slowly sliding her body up and down over your own.
You don’t know how, and you don’t know why, but one single touch from her fur against your erect penis is very effective.
Too effective.
“Augughh!” you moan as you experience an orgasm.
oh fuck noooo
“Okay… ready to get started now?” Fluttershy asks.
oh god oh god oh god oh god no no no no
“Haha, uh, yeah! Sure! One second, though” you nervously reply.
“Um. You… sound unsure. Are you sure you still want to-“
“Of course!” you reply. “Just give me a minute. I’ll be back in like, a minute!” you say before bolting from the room. You rush into the bathroom and examine your penis. Yep, it definitely just fully orgasm’d and yep, it’s definitely not going up again any time soon.
“Oh god. WHY DOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?!” you scream.
You hear a timid knock on the door.
“A-are you okay…?” Fluttershy asks.
You quickly try to think of something convincing to say.
“Uh, yeah. I’m just… brushing my teeth.”
“Oh, oka- Wait… there’s only one toothbrush in there, and it’s mine…”
“Uh. I’ll… wash it?”
“…um. O… okay… are you coming back to bed soon?”
“Yep!” you say with completely false enthusiasm.
You hear her walk back to the bedroom. You need to think of something to get you out of this situation.
Inject steroids into your penis and hope that she thinks it’s just a mega-erection… Nope, that’s stupid.
Tell her the truth and apologize? ….Nope.
Desperately hope that your penis suddenly decides it can handle 2 orgasms in the space of about 5 minutes and try your best…. Nope.
Jump out the window…. Maybe.
Fake a heart attack right before getting back into bed…. Maybe?
Panic begins to set in. You quickly remember that you saw some kind of alcohol-looking beverage in Fluttershy’s kitchen as you entered her house. Maybe if you drink that, you’ll get the courage to tell her the truth?
You rush to the kitchen, find the plastic bottle with the strange liquid inside and drink the whole bottle down. It tastes weird… strangely familiar. You return to the bedroom.
“Hey, Fluttershy. I’ve got something to tell you…”
Before you can finish your sentence, you feel your throat heat up and proceed to vomit all over the bed and Fluttershy.
“Ugh… sorry… I just-“
Again, you feel the same burning sensation in your throat and proceed to vomit once again, all over the bed and Fluttershy.
“W-What’s wrong? What’s happening?” Fluttershy says, trembling, before backing off the bed and hiding behind the bedside table. You feel vomit rise in your throat once again and throw up all over the floor before passing out.
When you wake up, you’re in a strange bed. You hear the beeping of machines. You look around to find that you’re in hospital.
“Hey, are you awake now?”
You turn to see Nurse Redheart.
“Yeah, I’m awake. What happened? I remember…”
The memories of your disastrous attempt at having sex with Fluttershy flood back into your mind.
“Oh GOD NO” you say before falling back onto your pillow, defeated.
“We had to do a stomach pump on you… do you feel okay?” Redheart asks.
“Yeah” you respond.
“Oh, and the one who called the ambulance, this little yellow Pegasus… she said to give you a message. She said she thought you needed some ‘time apart’.”
“Wow. Great. Cool. Yep. Never gonna be able to look her straight in the eye again” you say bitterly.
“Seriously though…” Redheart leans over to talk to you quietly. “What were you thinking?”
“What’s that supposed to mean?” you ask her.
“What were you thinking when you decided to drink Angel Bunny’s semen sample?”
You feel the burning in your throat again.