Celestia is wearing a Skirt

by PonyPlasmaCore

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Celestia wearing a Skirt? What else you could ask for? [Second person]

You a recent human brought to Equestria having internal relations with the very Princess of the sun, what could go wrong?

The Card game

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Celestia x Anon

Canterlot. A place of luxury where all dreams can be true, home of the most expensive restaurants and markets in all Equestria where you could live a great life if you paid for it of course. However, you being the first human that arrived in this land with miniature horses that called themselves ponies caused a big scandal around everypony (that's how they taught you to say) and they didn't hesitated to lock you down until they knew you were harmless, of course you having somewhat sharp theet and your carnivore nature it removed some points to gain their friendship, but everything changed when they brought a canary Pegasus mare with pink mane named Flutterbutter or something to see you personally and after she assured them that you were no threat you were released on the world with a proper vigilance of course, only a few months of living with those nose up nobles they welcomed you with open arms or forelegs. And now that your personal issues were put to the side your next problem to solve was the whole 'getting a house and a job' because you couldn't live in the castle and use the royal treasure to live like a spineless worm and pay your stuff and shit. So to solve your problem came the very Princess Celestia and advised you to work in the castle as a Royal Guard, she was impressed to see your fighting skills and in less than six months you were accepted in the Royal Guard. Now with that problem solved you could pay your own home to live peacefully, that's why you were wearing a full golden armor sitting on a rounded table playing a friendly card game with your fellows off duty guards.

"You picked up yet?" A guard at your left said looking at his cards, you recognized him as Hard Stone a unicorn pony.

You hissed looking at your cards, this was a new game called 'Hot Hoof' where only four cards are served to everypony and you can have only four all the time, not three or five, and you must drop one every time you pick up one. If you consider useless one card drop it and grab another from the pile or from another player, if one player thinks he had a good Hoof he must risk a chance and drop his move and immediately the other players has to drop their cards whether they're finished or not. The one with the higher number on his cards or if you have the four princesses on them wins.

"Hmmm how about you Fire Storm?" You asked the Earth pony across you and he sighted shaking his head focusing only in his cards.

"Well..." you scratched your neck at the folded pile of cards in front of you then at the remaining players.

"Ufff, it's so hot in here..." you fanned with your cards grasping the neck part of the armor to let some air in.

"I'm in" on your actual cards were a Princess Cadence, Princess Luna, Princess Twilight Sparkle and a red five. You grabbed the red five and dropped it to grab another.

"Go on" Hard Stone said looking at you nudging your side with his magic.

"How many times I told you not to do that anymore? Hot damn..." you needed a Princess Celestia to win and by the looks of his face it seemed that he had a good hoof in his hooves.

'Shit! If he risks it I'm going to drop my cards and I'll lose! Celestia if you love me please grant me this little wish...'

You reached the card and Hard Stone smiled looking at your troubled face. 'No! Chill out Anon! Focus in the game only'

"Here I go..." you slowly slid the card over the table and you lifted one of it's sides peeking what you chooses. It showed a small part of a Rainbow Mane, you silently gasped turning the card fully showing Princess Celestial in all her form and glory winking playfully at you with little hearts on her sides.

'Hell Yeah!'

You smiled and your face changed from a worried one to very very pleased. Hard Stone looked at you with a raised eyebrow as you chuckled.

"What's so funny?"

"Hmmm... I think I may have you this time Hardie"

"Hey! Only my wife calls me like that! If you have a good hoof then risk it!" he snapped angrily.

"Calm down dude, no reason to get a stick up your flank"

"Sorry... this new shift is driving me nuts! When is this new supposed to come!?"

"I'll see what I can do to help man but focus in the game now okay?"

"Right" he took a small breath calming his senses then looked at Fire Storm and you.

"Hot Hoof!" he say placing a five red, six black, seven red and a eight black. That was a good hoof indeed, Fire Storm dropped his cards showing a one red, three black, four red and a seven red.

"So Anon what is it?" He smirked leaning back in his seat pulling a cigarette, lighted it and took a small breath.

"Hmmm I think I'm going out with... THIS!" you placed your cards on the table "Watch and cry ladies!" Your fellow player’s jaws literally fell to the ground at the sight of your cards and the four Princesses on them.

"I-Impossible..." Fire Storm finally said spending the game completely on silence because, as he said so, talking made you sidetracked and vulnerable to potential failure.

"No way...you must have cheated!" Stone pointed an accusatory hoof in your direction and you raised an eyebrow.

"Me? How come I cheated? No horn remember?" You pointed to your forehead and the lack of a horn on it.

"Doesn't matter! You must be using a weird hooman thing to won that hoof!"

"Now now, that's a little racist don't you think?" you held your index finger tutting lightly "and just because I had a little bit of luck you call me a Cheater and throw down the table?, I must remind you that this is a friendly game between friends so there's no need to say those things at eachother"

He calmed himself sitting down in his chair

"I'm sorry man... you know I'm stressed with this shift problem and all..."

"Nah, Don't be" you gave him an apathetic smile "I would be very pissed myself if I had to work 36 hours nonstop 'Cause my replace didn't show up in time. No prob bro"

At that he smiled picking up the cards with his magic and mixed them ready for another round and mixed them ready for another round until another unicorn guard came in the room.

"Is Anon over here?" He said looking left to right looking for you.

"Yo buddy over here" you waved your hand at him and he walked up to you.

"Are you busy?"

"Eenope, just chilling with my fellas here"

"Good. The Princess requested you to assist her in the Royal Chambers now"

"Right now?"

"Yes"

"Better go and see what she wants then" you stood up lifting your arms over your head until you heard several *pop* sounds in your back before turning to him offering your chair.

"You game?"

"Yeah. I'm on a break now" he smiled sitting in the chair getting confortable.

"A pleasure playing with you guys I'll see ya later!" You went to the exit with your other friends waved goodbye to you.

"What a lucky bastard" fire Storm said after a while you left the room tidying his cards.

"He's the favorite of the Princess, what would you do?" the newcomer guard said shrugging his shoulders.

"I don't know... what I give to have such a chance to be near those flanks of her" Fire Storm said wiping his lips with his hoof.

"Couldn't be more right"

"Totally"

Hard Stone looked at his cards grinning like an idiot seeing two red nines and two black eights.

"Gentelcolts... do you feel lucky today?" He placed his cards in the table sighting contently not caring about everypony’s else groans.

"God damn Stone you start to talk like Anon, maybe you two should fuck eachother silly" Fire Storm say with a chuckle.

"I'll say... that is somepony else is being fucked today" Stone said tiding the cards "Who's up for another round?"

The Skirt

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You walked down the halls humming a tone that you only knew.

*pam pam push! Pam pam push*

On your way to Celestia's chambers you spotted a creamy coated unicorn mare with brown mane and tail wearing a cute frilly maid outfit cleaning some pots and jars with her magic.

"Hey Swift how ya doing?" At the mention of her name the mare turned to you and a smile graced her face.

"Well well it's seems everypony's favorite monkey is around here, whatsa matter chimp lost a banana or your tail got stuck in your butt again?" She say with a smirk as you walked up to her and picked the silly unicorn and hugged her tight.

"Who else can be?" you asked as she nuzzled under your chin and placed her on the ground.

"Now look at what you did to my uniform!" Swift said fixing her dress a little.

"Oh come on it's not that bad!" you helped her by grabbing the hem of her skirt and pulled it down a little and pawed it paying a little more attention on her flank to clean any remains of dust.

"Hey now, anypony over here could see us and they'll think you're trying to undress me and take me into the closet over there" Swift said with a giggle. She's not half bad about that, you could tell thousandths of stories about guards and maids having sex on the janitor closet, someponies think is the best place to go at it when nopony's around or if you're off duty and looking for a quick rut. Soon you finished dusting her uniform.

"Meh let them think what they want at least I got to touch your flank for a bit" she shot a dirty glare on your way only to turn into a small giggle that mirrored yours.

"So how's the herd going?" You asked leaning your back in the crystal like wall.

"Everything's fine I guess" She said with a soft sigh "Cannon went with the group on a Restaurant last week and I couldn’t make it in time because the change of the shift. By the end of the week I was raring to go but he was spent from having fun with the others".

"And they left you alone 'n hanging aren't they?" you crossed your arms.

"Yeah! I haven't got laid in two weeks TWO WEEKS! Ugh this new shift change is gonna end right in the middle of my heat cycle until they fix it..."

"Holy boy!"

"I know right?"

"And why'd you don't use your hoof? Y'know to turn off the flames a bit?"

"Because it’ll take hours until I can get off properly... I think I might need help at this point or I'll go nuts!"

"There's me of course" you said with a smile and her smirk turned coy.

"Careful now, if you keep those jokes I'm going to follow your words and lock us down in the janitor's closet until we're both satisfied" Swift giggled in her hoof and you huffed.

"Well as much I would love to give you a 'helping hand' on that matter Celestia asked me to come to her chambers again"

"Again? Wow you must be good in the sack for her to call you twice in a week, I'm jealous!" she giggled yet again.

"What can I say? Hands are very useful for many things!" You said with a laugh and Swift purred looking at you with half lidded eyes.

"Now that's something I would love to try someday don't you agree Anon?"

"If you can handle it of course" you stood up dusting your arm ready to leave "I would make you see stars in the bright day!"

Swift laughed turning to the side lifting a foreleg lightly "It's a compromise then, try not to disappoint me like Cannon!"

You walked down the hall waving goodbye to her "You know I wouldn't, see ya later!"

"Bye bye Anon" She turned to keep cleaning until a green coated mare ran up to her with a worried face.

"Green Tea what's wrong?" she placed a foreleg on the exhausted mare shoulder and she composed after a while gasping for air. "There... There was a... *gasp* Orgy on the e janitor's closet..."

"That's all? And I wasn't invited?" she giggled in her hoof but Green shook her head.

"No... We must... clean...everything"

"What?"

"You heard me... we must clean all body fluids now... hot damn..."

"Great... had any more bad news for me?"

"Yes... they invited Captain Risingmoon..."

"Oh buck... you go there and bring the best soap and detergent on the castle... I'll fill 10 buckets of water now chop chop!"

"Ugh...those batponies..." Green went to another direction while Swift grumbled to herself "They don't pay me enough for this..."

*meanwhile*

You neared Celestia's chambers with the double doors with two golden armored guards standing at full attention.

"Hey lightning hey Woodie" You greeted them and they saluted you as usual.

"Good day sir!" they said in unison.

"How many times I told you not to do that? We’re on the same rank here, no reason to treat me like an officer or something"

"Sir, Princess Celestia is on her chambers and we're on duty now" Wood Craft said simply.

"And we must follow the protocol when on service sir" Lightning said and you sighted.

"Well try not to work hard fellas with that whole shift problem. Hardie is working his tail off 'Cause there's no replacement available"

"I'll send a letter to Mayor Hoofcrack about this after I'm done" Lightning said moving to the side allowing entry to Celestia's bedchambers.

"Thank you very much gentlecolts, now if you excuse me I have business to attend to"

"Of course, good day sir"

"Keep on with the good job" you said walking past them on the large stairs and the big double doors with Celestia's cutiemark painted on.

*knock knock knock*

"Anon is that -ngh- you?" A soft angelical voice asked at the other side.

"Yes it's me Celly, may I enter?"

"On a moment my dear~! She practically sang. On your previous moments with the Princess she asked you to call her 'Celly' when you two are alone and greet eachother formally while on duty. Today she asked you to come to her bedroom to 'discuss' a few things.

And by 'discuss' it means 'Fuck eachother silly'

You didn't knew it at your first day in the job but you were told that at least once in a month she would select one or two guards to bring in her bedchambers to 'discuss' a few things in private. You were shocked and terrified at first when she called you alone but everything changed when you found Celestia on her bed lying to the side stroking the covers with her bare hoof while sucking a lollypop with the most sexually arousing pair of bedroom eyes you saw in your entire life looking at you like deep pools of desire and lust.

You also didn't know you could rip your clothes in a very short amount of time but you did it anyways and the two of you were going at it like rabbits.

After several hours you two finished and you were soaked from head to toe with her juices and she couldn't keep your seed inside her so it leaked out of her.

So with the rumor spreading in the Castle like a virus, every pony knew about your 'talents' and abilities and with that came the heated looks from the female staff (including the cleaning area, the night and solar guards) along with the greets and cheers from the male staff (some of them with a hint of jealous on their faces) That's how you meet Swift and other good friends around the castle.

Now that Celestia found a 'toy' to play with (you didn't mind being called like that), sessions started to come more early from once every month to thrice and then twice every week, there was a time she called you a whole month due her heat cycle, she learned that your male seed couldn't make her pregnant so there was no need to cast a infertility spell over her during any session. You two created a new game that time, it was 'try and see how much time you can be inside her' it was fun of course but tiring.

"I'm ready~!" she called you once again in that sweet voice of hers and you grasped the handle finally entering the bedroom.

"Okay Celly I'm here what do you... need... me... for...?" Your words died on your throat as you saw Celestia herself standing in fours in all her glory and grace.

Wearing a short black pencil skirt.

"Do you like my dear Anon?" she batted her eyelashes cutely.

You sputtered some words looking at the beautiful display in front of you. The skirt she wore covered both cutiemarks if only a little and nothing else. Usually outfits like those belongs to hot secretaries and teachers with white shirts but her being all white complemented her very good and not to mention it was hot as fuck.

You slapped yourself and Celestia giggled walking up to you with a sway of her hips and closed your jaw with her hoof. Wait when had you opened your mouth for her to close? It doesn't matter.

"You look stunning..." you managed to say between pants and she giggled cutely in her hoof.

"I knew you would like it. It was a gift from Rarity for letting her stay in the Castle for the Fashion week hosting here in Canterlot" she walked again in front of you then struck a pose spreading both hindlegs and her left foreleg lightly smiling all the way. Then she inched down and down with the skirt riding up in the process showing more of leg until she made a 'split' flashing you a bit of her white cotton panties.

'She had panties? Man I'm going to plow that ass so hard until I put a jackhammer to shame!'

"Come on big boy... show big momma how much you like it" she sang again standing back on fours walking in her bed and sat with crossed legs on it. You groaned as the little show ended. But the main Act was about to begin...

"Well it sure fit on you Celly I wouldn't mind seeing you like this more often" you walked up to her and sat at her side with both of your pelvises touching.

"AS much I would love to grant you that wish I simply can't because the royal code of the Princess forbids me from doing so. Those are the Rules. She sighted as you stroked her back reassuringly "I'm afraid that only you can see me like this Anon and nopony else" she said with a goofy smile.

"Meh, Good for me right?" you said with a smile of your own.

"True. Now where were we? Ah, I think you were about to show me something" She said with her wings twitching in anticipation.

"Now now Celestia, Haven't you told me that having sex must be like unwrapping a candy? It must be slow and steady until you pull the sweet out then savor every moment?"

"Yes... but I’m... needy"

"What was that?"

"I'm... needy..."

"Come on you can do better" you smiled tracing your hands around the edges of her wings watching how they rise to full span.

"I-I'm Horny okay? The skirt and the underwear made me horny! Now would you s-stop teasing me?"

You smiled stopping you ministrations. It’s always good to get this kind of reaction from this mare even though she can send you to the sun with a simple teleportation spell or impale you with her horn.

"Okay we don't wanna waste time are we?"

You started by rubbing your palm over her cheek and brought her in for a kiss, it wasn't a great one but it was great to warm up things a bit You both pulled back after a few seconds staring into eachother eyes until you kissed her again with more ferocity this time adding a little bit of tongue, she licked at the tip of yours everytime your lips intertwined. Now you pulled one more time gasping for air as she pressed her forehead with yours carefully avoiding her horn, she went for a kiss again opening your mouth fully and slipping her broad tongue inside and you welcomed the gesture by wrapping your tongue on hers. She moaned lustfully as your tongue pushed back her mouth with you taking the lead by pushing her forward with you on top of her. Celestia placed her forehooves on your neck and you grasped at the back of her head and the other went to her sides rubbing tenderly. After a while of this she pulled out panting like a madpony while her wings opened and closed under her to add a little bit of stimulation.

"Anon..." She exhaled a warm minty breath over your face.

"Celly..." you panted as well as she looked at you anticipation as what's to come.

"Come on... please"

"Wait a second Celly... let me enjoy this a little more okay?"

"Fine. But I want you to rut me senseless after you're done"

"Right my Princess but before that I need you to stand up for a bit okay?"

She did as you instructed and you placed your hands in her back rubbing it tenderly until you reached skirt noticing that the small tuff of flesh that keep her tail connected on her plot was bare allowing her ethereal tail to move freely, you tickled that little part hearing pleased groans and moans from your Princess.

"I don't know -Nghhh- if showing you that -Hmmmm! - little spot is considered good or bad"

"Do you like it though?"

"Oh buck yess..."

"I'll let you decide then"

You keep with your ministrations until you saw her tail in her air presenting herself if that skirt is not in the way but there's gonna be time for that later. You kneeled down making yourself confortable as you saw Celestias soaked panties in the middle of her legs and you almost cheered as you brought your arms stroking the edges of it hearing pleased gasps from her, after a while you pressed your thumb in her wet core rubbing in circles and Celestia gasped bucking her hips ever so slightly. You scope your finger coated with her arousal to your mouth sucking it clean savoring the delicious taste. Then you grasped the royal buttocks hard earning a yelp from the Alicorn and pulled her down so you could lick the soaked undergarment.

"Ohm Anon!"

You listen her moan and that only made you hornier diving right at her clothed marehood licking around her clit twirling it around earning deeper moans of pleasure.

"Ohhh Aaanonnn... like that... keep like that..."

You complied not stopping for a second but not increasing speed both to keep her aroused and to not tire your tongue.

"Hnn oh Anon! You're great! Keep going please!" she let out a small whine bucking her hips like she is actually mounted by a Stallion.

"MmHmmm A-Anon! I can feel it! Yes! I'm coming I'm coming!"

You smiled increasing your movements now licking her little nub in circles while you used two fingers to prod her entrance. She shuddered and her wings spasmed with her moaning increased in volumen.

"Yes! Ye-es! Yesyesyes! Uhmmmm... Anon! I'm almost... I'm almost the-re!"

You tightened your grip on her cheek rolling the big mass of flesh around helping her to grind her hips in your face as she rode to her orgasm, nearly five seconds with those ministrations the aroused Alicorn screamed to the heavens and beyond.

"KYYAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!"

You rubbed her heated sex still covered by that now transparent piece of clothing all the while she squirted on your hand and the cloth itself a half of a week's worth of femcum.

"Oh oh dear..."

She wobbled a little and you helped her to ease her in the bed for while trying to regain her senses.

"Do you like it my dear?"

You teased her licking your hand clean off her juices and she panted a little before looking at you again.

"I liked it though... I think I'll give it an 8.7/10, you could move my panties aside and eat me like always and I'd cum like a hose" She smirked as you finished cleaning your hand.

"Not a bad score I guess, glad to serve my Princess" you bowed to her and she rolled her eyes tapping your shoulder lightly to call your attention.

"I hope there's more or are you tired?"

"Like hell I'm tired Celly!"

"Glad to hear, come and take this thing for me?" Celestia batted her eyelashes cutely and you complied by taking a spot between her legs looking at your masterpiece: her crotch area was soaked with her juices also staining the skirt itself and the wet panties hugged her lower lips and it looked more like it was painted on.

"Of course my dear" you scoped your hands over her butt lifting a little as you grasped the waistband of the panties and pulled it down her hindlegs, the part in her core glued a little but it came off and you looked in surprise as she took it in her aura to her lips and sucked it dry.

"That's so hot...” you whispered looking at her with wide eyes placing her forelegs on the bed.

"Hmmm... *pop* now that you're a good boy I think that a Reward is in order" She said lifting up a bit only to turn around letting her rump at the edge of the bed and with her magic she pulled her skirt down a little exposing her puckered star and lifted her tail high and let rest between her wings.

"Come on in Anon... I lubed up well before we started... go on and enjoy your reward" she reached back with a hoof spreading her left cheek apart giving you an eyeful of her moistened backdoor.

"Thank you very much Celestia..." You unclasped your armor freeing your ten and a half inches rock hard dick and you took position behind her in the classical mounting position. She Whined in need lifting her butt up a little giving it a little shake encouraging you to come closer, you complied pressing your arms in her lower back aligning your shaft on her anus. Both gasped as you made contact with the little hole pushing yourself forward more and more taking the pleasure of her walls squeezing your dick until you had to stop halfway in as she orgasmed again.

"Aaaahhhhh..."

"Halfway in and you came already?" you tutted and she panted laying her head in the bed staring into nothing with a goofy smile.

Hearing no answer you hilted deep inside her in one single push making her gasp making her gasp loudly before setting down in the bed again.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"HmhhnmmLaaHmmmnnmmm..."

"I guess it's my turn to feel good then" you smiled pulling your dick out painfully slow until your tip remained inside and went back in hearing Celestia murmur softly, you pulled back again slow thrusting back in a little faster and harder.

"Oh you're so tight Celly, I would love to fuck you like this all the time..."

You went back in forcing your way inside her rectum a bit fast slapping your hips to hers and she moaned arching her neck a little shivering under your ministrations. Your hands found their mark in her royal asscheeks groping, pinching and massaging around and she moaned loudly again.

"Hmmm... Celly your flank is so soft and squishy; I could grab those all day..."

Her breathing grew erratic as you pounded her backdoor more and more forcefully. Her orgasm was near so to help her you brought your hands on her front towards her belly until you reached her rock hard teats covered by the skirt and you pulled it down a little giving you access to her little nubs and you pinched and pulled them with two fingers.

"Ogh ohhh Waaaahhh!!"

Celestia's inner walls clamped down on your dick as she shivered squirting a big amount of marecum on the cloth containing her privates.

"WAaaahhh..." Steam exited her mouth as she panted lying down in the bed again while her rectum squeezed the life out of your dick.

"My gosh Celly it feels like you're trying to rip my dick!" you say with a grunt panting as well, after some seconds of resting you grew tired from that position so you took grasp of her hindleg still buried in her ass and pulled it high receiving a Eep! sound from her, you smirked grabbing the soaked end of her skirt and swung it upwards revealing her marehood puffy and slick with juices before plunging four fingers inside finger-fucking her as you pounded her flankhole harder and faster this time.

"Ohhhh YES!"

"Finally got you to talk huh?"

"Oh gosh keep Going! Faster! Harder!"

The Solar Princess was panting like a slut as you pounded her merciless. You pulled your soaked fingers out her twat to her stiff nipples grabbing the two of them with four fingers while you teased her clit with your thumb.

"OH BUCK YEEEE-ES!! I BUCKING LOVE YOUR FINGERS!!"

You smiled as she squirted yet again spraying you with her essence and you not stopping for a second your double assault on her ass and marehood.

"Ufff..." you huffed slowing down your pace as you could feel you balls constract and spam ready to shoot your spunk.

"YEE-EEESSSS!!" she came again and her eyes rolled in the back of her skull letting out small "Ahhh" sounds everytime you hilted in her ass.

"Celly... I'm close..."

"PLEASE!! INSIDE!!" The lust filled Princess said grabbing a pillow and bit on it to muffle her sounds.

"Yes! I'm coming! Celly I'm coming!"

"Do it! Doitdoitdoitdoit!" She said with tears welling up her eyes feeling another orgasm coming

"Damn! I'm There Ohhhh Gosh!"

Your pounding was erratic as you grabbed the royal butt again while your flared head throbbed inside her ready to cum.

"I'm comiiiing!!"

"YES! YES! I CAN FEEL IT!! COME ON!!"

You couldn't hold any longer so you buried deep inside her and the first rope of cum fired in her bowels then the second and the third you painted white her insides, then she clamped down in your mast screaming as she did so.

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"

Your Princess squirted one last time at your seventh shot almost fainting in the process.

"Geese..." You said after you finished Cumming inside her butt not daring to pull out to keep most of your essence inside.

"I...can't...feel my legs..."

You smiled patting her in the back lightly and she sighted. After a while she weakly opened her nightstand pulling a butt plug with her cutiemark and gave it to you.

"Would you put it in? I don't wanna lose this lovely feeling..."

"Of course my princess..." you aligned the toy to her hole and in a quick movement you pulled out and inserted the toy in her flankhole keeping your seed inside.

"Hmmmm..." she cooed "I love how it feels... if you're going to show that enthusiasm on the bed I'll have to dress up like this from now on..." Celestia said yawning cutely.

"Glad to serve Celly..." you yawned as well lying to her side in the bed and she covered you with her wing ready to sleep. You couldn't ask for more until you heard a small creak on the door and you peered at it and it was closed.

"Meh...It must be my imagination..."


Or not? What do you think fellas?