Neon light is a dragon that comes from a world full of mutants, robots, and other horrible things. one day his friend Ghost invents a planet teleportation device, like the idiot he is gets teleported to Equestria.
In a apocalyptic world full of vegetation but signs of life was not seen until a green dragon appears following a path of blood an injured monster has left behind. The sound of heavy breathing and skin shifting can be heard a couple of feet away.
Neon Light looked at the blood trail where the monster has left behind. The creature has recently mutated and gained new traits. The green drake followed the blood path finding the monster. It took the form of an insect. "MMMMM" Neon scrunches his snout when the giant beast turned around.
"KRAAAAAAA!!!!" the monster bellowed.Taking a stance the monster starts to charge at Neon in a zigzag pattern. Once it reaches to its designated target it swings a claw. Neon ducks the attack only to follow as the monster swings down trying to smash the dragons skull. Neon swiftly dodges the attack and tries to cut where he hopefully thought was the heart.
With a loud SLASH the monster recoils and screeches in pain putting a claw to the wound. "Crap" Neon cursed. Now enraged, the beast swings uncontrollably trying to hit the reptile. Neon dodges the attacks trying to move away only to walk into a corner. Nowhere to run the monster lunges at Neon teeth ready to pierce through his bright scales.
Accepting death Neon closes his eyes awaiting his doom only to hear a rusty metal stabbing through flesh and a warm liquid hitting his face. Opening his eyes to see the monster in mid attack with a jagged great sword stuck in its throat. Golden claws gripping the other end and fiercely turn it a 90 degree angle with a SNAP!
The monster's limp body hits the floor with a loud THUD. The owner of the sword yanks his weapon free and places it over his shoulders."ABOUT FUCKING TIME!" Neon yelled at the 12 foot drake.
The drake only snorts and grins "Hmph, while you were fighting I took out the other three" Fang scoffs.
"You wat?" Neon slowly looks behind Fang only to see three monster carcasses rotting away. "AH COME ON!"
Throwing the body with the others, Neon climbs onto Fangs back and they start to head back to base. Slumping over Fangs back, Neon thoughts go to if theirs life other than the machines, like what is else out there than stars and rocks? "We're here " Neon thoughts are interrupted when the grey dragon spoke.
Looking at the base it was covered in barb wire,skulls,and signs saying 'piss off!' and 'DYNAMOS FUCKING BASE, DON'T ENTER!'
Entering the base Fang slams the door signalling a black wyrm wearing sunglasses "You made it out alive? Disappointment." He frowns and shakes his head.
"Heres your corpses you sick fuck." Fang pushes the piles of bodies towards Ghost as he examines them.
"Yes, they're the ones I wanted." Neon hops off of the grey behemoth and goes towards a mirror, he stands on his hind legs examining himself.
Purple eyes,green scales,purple horns,orange hair spiked back,weird purple streaks going across his body,a purple puffy glowing tail, and claws which had the primary colors in the color wheel.
Fang was caught in the mirror and Neon looked at every detail. Dark scales,golden claws,red eyes,red ragged hair,orange horns,his wings were cut and striped red,a skull like helmet hiding his top jaw,A rusty great sword with a minigun gun latched on top of it,and his intimidating orange fangs.
Fang hasn't notice Neon staring at him through the mirror. He was too busy eating a box of doughnuts. Sitting there looking at his own reflection he now notice the presence of Ghost and the mutation corpses missing. Speaking of him, he just entered the room with a weird device in his claws. Like Fang, Neon started to examine the wyrm.
Black scales,four white eyes,six arms,long serpent body,blue fire like mane going down his spine,somehow can fly with out wings. This guy was bizarre.
Fang takes a bite out of the doughnut and looks at the device. "whats that?" he questioned as crumbs spill out of his mouth.
"This my friend is a 'PLANET TELEPORTATION DEVICE'!" Ghost raises the device in its awesomeness. Neon pupils enlarge at the sight of them.
"I can go to any planet I want?" he thought.
"I have one problem though" Ghost says
"what is it?" Neon asks
"I don't know if It'll work" Ghost said looking at the device. "I need one of you idiots to test it."
Seeing his chance, Neon starts to flail everywhere shaking his arms as if they were noodles "MEMEMEMEME CHOOSE ME! I WANT TO TEST IT! MEMEMEMEMEMEME! CHOOSE MEH!"
Ghost looks at Fang which just shrugs "Eeeeeh what the hell." he throws the cube at Neon.
Catching the cube, Neon starts to look at it "How the hell do I activate it?" he asks looking at every angle he can find.
"Theirs a button on one of the sides." Ghost points out for him.
"Oh, okay" Neon was about to reach out for the button when Ghost yell at him. "What?"
"aren't you going to say bye to us?" Ghost asks.
"Oh, see you guys later" he slams on the button and is sucked into a mini black hole. "I REGRET NOTHIIIIING" was his last words.
The room goes silent only the noise of Fang chomping on doughnuts. "Can I have one" Ghost asks.
"GET YOUR OWN!" Fang roars.
Ghost hangs his head in sadness. "Dick" he whispers as he floats away
Neon opens his eyes looking at the blue sky. "Huh, it wor-ACK!" He hits the dirt floor with a SMACK! Slowly getting up he slowly looks around the new world hes in. Now somewhat familiar with his surroundings he walks into a random direction. All he can see are apple trees and baskets under them either full of apples or just empty.
After a few minutes of spinning around in circles and licking trees (I have no idea why he does that) he suddenly hears something hitting a tree. Cautiously peeking behind the apple tree he was licking, he sees an orange mammal bucking a tree. Apples fall from the tree and land in the baskets below. She wipes her brow and turns around only to see a green reptile staring at her. Purple slitted eyes looking into emerald green eyes. None of them move an inch 'I think she can see me.' "Ummm, may I help ya?" She speaks in a southern accent. 'she can see me.'
"Uh, h-hello." He greets the mammal. This is the first contact with another being that hasn't ran away or attempt to kill him.
"Howdy stranger, the names Applejack." she tips her stetson and crosses her forelegs. "And who ya might be?" she questions the dragon.
"My name is Neon Light." He smiles.
"Nice to meet ya." She extends her hoof which Neon gladly shakes. "Are ya new here?" She asks giving a friendly smile.
"Yeah I guess, also what is 'here'" Applejack just chuckles.
"Ponyville ya silly" She explains. "Well actually yer in Sweet apple acres."
"Oh, that explains a lot." He looks around.
"Ya ain't here to steal any of our goods are ya?" She eyes done Neon.
"N-no" He shrinks in fear.
"Alright, I believe ya." Her scowl turns to the friendly smile. Neon smiles as well.
"May I ask ya somtin?" She raises an eye brow.
"Uh, okay?" He also raises his eye brow.
"whats a dragon like you doin here in Ponyville?"
'Of the look of it, this planet have dragons. Also she wouldn't believe me if I said I'm from another planet.' "I heard Ponyville was a great place to live sooooo I came here to see my for myself."
Her face turns serious. "Sugar cube. I know yer liein'" 'WHAT!?'
'Might as well tell the truth.' "I fell from the sky and I now have no idea where the fuck I am." He looks down at the ground and draws little circles in the dirt.
Applejack just sits beside him and pats him on the back "Its okay, everypony get lost now an then."
'Did she say everypony?'
"Since yer here,want to go see Ponyville and greet my friends?"
Neon shrugs "Eh, have nothing better to do."
"Just follow me." Applejack gets up and takes the lead with Neon in tow.
"HOLY SHIT!" Neon yells as he takes sight of the town. they were other ponies like Applejack except they were a different color and had wings or a horn. Neon looks all around taking in the view. It wasn't like Dracgis (His home planet). It was more...alive, It was all cheerful like came out of Ghost's nightmares.
"Pretty isn't it?" Neon snaps out of his thoughts and looks at the mare.
"Huh? Y-yeah it is." He stutterers And looks back at the town. Neon takes notice of Applejack heading towards the town and runs after her.
After a while following a dirt road Neon still takes in the view around him. Now arriving to the town Ponies were EVERYWHERE! Beyond him all he see are three species of ponies: winged,horn,and ground. When walking most of the ponies waved at them or would look at Neon funny. It wasn't the first time this happens to him so he just ignores it.
Applejack heads towards a shop that looks like to be made out of sweets. Inside were baked goods, so much cakes all over the god damn place. Like if Fang was here, this entire place would of been consumed with in a second. With out noticing, Neon bumps into somepony that seems to be shaking. He slowly looks what was vibrating only to see a pink earth pony smiling and hoping.
"OOO A DRAGON?! I NEVER SEEN A DRAGON IN PONYVILLE BEFORE EXCEPT SPIKE WHO IS SUPER DUPER NICE! ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH SPIKE? ALSO DON'T DRAGONS WALK ON TWO LEGS? 'GASP' ARE YOU A NEW DRAGON THAT WALKS ON FOUR LEGS? OH AND YOU HAVE THESE SUPER AWESOME LINES ON YOU! ARE YOU A SIREN FROM THE PLANET PAN-" Before she can continue an orange hoof is shoved into her mouth.
"Um Pinkie, I think you're scaring him." Applejack looks back at the dragon that has the face of 'what the fuck just happened'. "Why don't ya introduce yourself to him?" She removes her hoof out of Pinkie's mouth and moves back.
Pinkie pie happily trots towards Neon and shakes his claw "HIA!! My name is Pinkamena diane pie but all of my friends call me Pinkie pie. Whats your name?". She still smiles with those eyes (EYES OF MURDER I TELL YOU HWHAT!).
"My name is Neon Light, but my friends call me distraction." Pinkie giggles at his nickname.
"Why do they call you that?" Neon looks back at that time. [FLASHBACK]
Neon sits behind a gun crate waiting for Ghost's orders. He looks back at Ghost which starts to give him directions by shifting his claws into 3D pictures of Neon wildly waving his arms. Neon nods understanding and gets into position. Ghost dashes behind other gun crates while Neon jumps on the crate and grabbing the Machines attention.
"ATTENTION ALL BITCHES, I WILL LIKE TO SAY THAT ALL YOU ARE JUST PIECES OF RUSTED SCRAP METAL!" Neon yells at the top of his lungs grabbing his groin and giving them the bird.
Ghost idly typing away on a tablet trying to hack into the Machines' computer while in the background noises of Neon screaming and gun fire can be heard. Neon's bleeding out body lands at the entrance of the door trying to claw away from the Machines. "Your doing great buddy." Ghost says not looking away from the tablet. A metallic hand grasp Neon's tail and drags him back to the crossfire.
[END OF FLASHBACK]
Neon shakes his head vigorously and looks back at the pink mare which is still smiling. "Reasons" He replies.
"Well it was fun meeting you Neon but I need to bake these orders sooo bye." She bounces away going behind the counter.
AJ and Neon exited out of sugar cube corner and head towards a building that reminded Neon of those weird marry go round. Within entering the building the number one thing that caught Neon eye were the floating gems. 'They're a spoopy ghost in here' Is Neon's first thought.
"HORRID! BLAND! TOO BRIGHT! TOO DARK!" A polish voice is heard in the middle of the room as a white mare unicorn with a purple mane and red glasses rested on her snout. "Oh what am I going to do!?" She brings her hoof to her forehead in a dramatic position.
Applejack coughs trying to get The unicorn attention. Rarity spins around seeing Applejack and a mysterious green dragon by her side. Her eyes grew the size of dinner plates when she saw him "IDEA!" She says in a sing song voice and rushes towards Neon. She tries to get every detail of his body. 'I don't like where this is going' Neon eyes her nervously. A spoopy measuring tape starts to extend and take his measures. It goes back from once it came and Rarity is now at a sewing machine doing what she does best.
Applejack coughs louder getting Rarity's attention again. She blushes and trots towards them "I'm so deeply apologize Applejack, I know it isn't very lady like of me to introduce myself to your friend here." She smiles "My name is Rarity I'm the owner of this store, I am very pleased to meet you Mr..."
"Neon Light"
"Neon light." She gently shakes his claw. "It is nice to see a new face but I must get these orders done, also later if you have time can you please come back so I can make clothing for you."
"Um, sure?"
"EXCELLENT! I promise you won't regret this." She smiles gleefully.
They both once again head towards another destination. This time it was outside of Ponyville. Applejack warned Neon how this mare can get shy and easily scared.
Once arriving at a cottage their was small wooden houses all over the place. Also small animal ran all over the place as well. Applejack knocks on the door. It creeks a little bit as light blue eyes look out of the crack. "H-hello?" A quiet voice can be heard (not really) on the other side. "O-oh its you Applejack."
She slowly opens only to see that AJ was not alone. but this wasn't a pony, he was a dragon! she tackles him and looks him deep in the eyes. "Y-your a dragon? I haven't seen a dragon like you before." She blushes. "My name is Fluttershy. Whats your name?" She starts to look at his every detail.
"Uuuh, my name is Neon Light, pleased to meet you." He feels uneasy about this. She hugs him and starts to nuzzle his chest.
"We're gonna have so much foals." she whispers.
'What the ever loving fuck?!' Neon quickly rises and drags Applejack walking to town. "IT WAS FUN MEETING YOU BUT I THINK I HEAR THE NOPES NOPEING THE FUCK OUT OF NOPES."
"W-WAIT WHAT ABOUT OUR LOVE!?" She tries to scream.
"NOPE!"
The yellow mare let her head hang and trots into her home letting her sexual dreams take over.
Neon kept on dragging Applejack still saying nope. Its bad enough for one female trying to get his junk but TWO is too much. Back on his home planet, Their is a dragon name Rose. She is a darker green dragon with two oak like horns growing out of her head. She is a pyro which is ironic because her body is like of plants.
A blue blur tackles Neon. His eyes spinning spirals as he shook his head getting his sense back. He looks whats on top of him. A dazed cyan Pegasus mare with rainbow hair was on top of him. Like Neon she shook her head getting back to reality. Slowly looking what she has crashed into nearly made her jump out of her skin. "OH MY CELESTIA A DRAGON!" She screams. She changes into a "brave" stance "A-as that I totally mean I can beat a dragon with my bear hooves." Neon jumps up and looks her deep in her rose eyes.
"SQUARE UP!" Neon shouted
"W-what?" the Pegasus questions him.
"THAT MEANS FIGHT ME SCRUB!" His claws extended out of his digits and orange electricity starts to spark out of his back.
Not noticing the orange sparks the mare was about to charge at Neon but Applejack ran between them stopping the battle. "What in tarnation are you two doin?" Applejack yelled at the both of them.
"THIS BIATCH ATTACKED MEH!" Neon yelled.
"I didn't 'attack' you, I was doing my super awesome stunts." She flies and performs a somersault. "AND I'M NOT A 'BIATCH'!" She looks at Applejack. "Why are you with this jerk?" She points a hoof at Neon which still has his claws extended out.
"One, this 'jerk' got here and have no idea where he is. Two, hes actually a pretty swell fella. Why don't ya introduce yourself to im?" The cyan mare looked at the drake and trots towards him.
She spits on her hoof and present it to him. "Rainbow dash." She says in a calm tone. Neon looks at her hoof and slits his tongue spitting blood on his claw. They both shake.
"Neon Light." He says with the same tone Rainbow had.
"Was that necessary sugar cube?" Applejack looks at Neon's mouth which had a little bit of blood dripping.
"Yes it was." He wipes away the blood stream.
"It was 'fun' meeting you but I need to practice on my totally awesome stunts." She flies away leaving a rainbow trail behind.
As the both lose sight of Rainbow dash they continue on their trek to the town.
Finally arriving at a giant tree with a sign that said "Golden Oaks Library". Applejack knocks on the door. "I'm coming hold on a sec!" a child's voice can be heard from inside. The doors open and a little purple reptile looks up to see Applejack and a dragon on his fours. "Um Twilight, Applejack is here and some weird guy." The small reptile yells. Hoof steps can be heard and a stressed out lavender unicorn comes down the stairs and looks at the two.
"Applejack what are you doing here? And who is this friend you got here?" She looks at Neon which is talking to the small reptile.
"That there is Neon, landed in mah farm and now is lost. I think he might want to stay here." Twilight looks back at Neon who is telling some weird story to Spike.
"-And then I cut it's head clean off." Neon stands in glory.
"WOE! YOUR JOB SOUNDS AMAZING!" Spike looks at Neon in awe as if hes some sort of hero. "I don't know what these 'Machines' creatures you talk about but you sound brave."
"Me? Brave? You should see my bro Fang."
[Elsewhere]
Fang roars in rage as he rips a huge turret from the ground and throws it at a group of Machines trying to kill the Grey berserk. "YOU ARE NO MATCH AGAINST ME!" He spits a torrent of fire at everything in front of him.
"I should tell the time I drop kicked a mutation off a cliff." Before Neon can tell his amazing tale, Twilight levitated Spike onto her back.
"Sorry boys but Spike and I have to go to one of Pinkie parties." Spike hangs head wanting to hear more of Neon's tales.
"Yeah, I think I should head somewhere I can sleep." Before he can leave AJ tugs his tail back.
"Heck you ain't, you can't just go out there and sleep." She has the face of a mother that found out her child had an F on their report card.
He didn't want to say no, this mare truly cares for him I guess. "Okay where should I sleep then?"
"Well you can sleep at the barn if you like." Her cheeks turn red for some reason. "O-or you can sleep with me."
"I'll sleep in teh barn thank you very much." Her blush goes away with a hint of sadness. They headed back at Sweet Apple Acres, arriving at the barn Neon stopped He felt this many times, its the same felling when a horde of mutations are going to ambush him. But this is a different planet. Eh, its like he always said: "I regret nothing". As entering It was dark. "What the fu-"
"SURPRISE" A bunch of ponies hiding jumped scaring the ever loving crap out of Neon, which is now in his 'attack' mode. The pink pony he was first introduce hops at his face.
"WERE YOU SURPRISE?wereyouwereyouwereyou?" Neon's face was emotionless.
"Yes,yes I was." 'I wonder if these creatures are effected to electricity?' She squeals in delight. he looks around him, other than ponies their was snacks,games,music and some other stuff.
Neon calms down and the party starts. He continued his story to Spike and some other ponies listened in. Most were disgusted at his history, some just didn't believe him. After all everybody had fun. Neon smiles "I think i'm going to like this world."
"What was that?" Spike looked at him
"Nothing Spike." 'A great world indeed'.
[Badlands]
"Sssss when is our next plan of attack?" A changeling looks at the other.
"Be patient fool. The queen says we need more time." They head towards the hatchling center. When arriving, blood was everywhere. "What is the meaning of this?" Chomping sound and another sickening sound is heard in the shadows.
"Show yourself at once intruder!" One of the changeling spoke
The creature stopped eating and looks back with four green eyes. It had a black exoskeleton and small mandibles. Four insect wings erupts from the creatures spine. It lets out a horrifying screech.
Fang Skeleton sat back reading a human book called Sixty Shades of Grey. The grey part interested him. He throws the book behind him "Well that was a load of shit." The books hits a blue dragon with an steam punk arm under his left arm.
"Watch where you bloody throw! You nearly hit my invention." He says in a British accent.
Fang gets up and leaves towards the kitchen 'Slam' "ow" 'Slam' "ow" 'Slam' "HARDER!" 'SLAM' "Yeah you dirty dragon!" Fang looks into the kitchen.
"What the fuck are you two doing?" In the kitchen was Ghost holding Rose which looks injured. Also there's a pixilated black hole.
"Science" Ghost says. He drops Rose and floats towards the hole stroking his beard. "Found this here in the morning."
"You mean that injuring me wasn't your fetish?" Rose questions. Ghost looks at the perverted dragon and slowly pushes her out of the room with one of his claws. "Oh come on! I know you have a thing for me."
"I don't feel love you sick fuck." Ghost says in a demonic tone. Fang looks at the demon.
"So anything about Neon?" Fang questions.
"By the look of it, some yellow creature looks like is chasing him." Ghost brings out a screen out of nowhere.
"OH GOD! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Neon yells running for his life.
"Don't run! I promise you'll be happy with me and our 16 children!" The yellow creature responded.
Ghost puts away the screen. "Poor fuck." Fang shakes his head.
[Equestria]
Neon hid in a tree hiding from the yellow psycho. His breaths were heavy from the run. All of a sudden, the tree started to violently shake. Neon was shook out of the tree and landed on top of Applejack. Applejack was dazed and only saw a green blur. She shook her head and saw Neon's snout uncomfortably close to hers. A deep blush appears on the mares cheeks. "H-howdy Neon."
Neon just stared into her green eyes. Something about them reminded him of some amphibian creatures. Applejack had her eyes half lidded "See somthin ya like?" Neon quickly jumps off of her.
"S-sorry! I just had a flash back." Applejack only hums at him. "Also, why are your cheeks red? Is that normal to mammals?" Applejack face turns red and quickly covers it with the hat that sat on her head.
"Don't worry bout it sugarcube." She feels something wet between her hind legs "I-uh, I need to go." She gallops off hoping Neon didn't see her dripping mare hood. "Stupid sexy dragon." She utter under her breath.
Neon was confused what just happened. Also, when Applejack turned around, there was a strange aroma coming from her legs. "Oooooookay, OFF TO THE VILLAGE!" Neon calmly walks to Ponyville.
For his entire life, Neon always hear music. Like in battle or just walking around. "Better hope Fluttershy doesn't find me here." While walking, Some ponies waved at him and other gave him this weird half lidded look. 'Was that suppose to be an angry look? What did I do?' He bumps into something. He slowly looks to the right,
Pinkie pie held a sign saying "BREAKFAST HALF OFF!" She stood still looking at the silly dragon. "What are you doing here silly?" She smiles at him. Neon looks at the building and back at the mare.
"Bored." Neon says slowly falling. Pinkie quickly pulls him up and points inside.
"Come inside and get some goodies." Her smile grew.
"But I don't have any mun." Neon says sadly. his ears perk up at a noise that sounded like "Hoi!" Pinkie hugs him tightly.
"Oh you silly filly, I'll pay for you!" Neon smiles.
"You will?" Pinkie nods her head.
"Come in, you can have a muffin-WAIT! WHAT ABOUT A CUPCAKE!" She bounces gleefully.
"Sure I guess?" Neon shrugs. Pinkie bounces behind a door while Neon sits patiently.He looks around the place, Ponies talking to there friends and stuff. until he saw a light blue stallion eating pie all by himself. 'He's alone...I'M ALONE TOO!' He stands up and bends backwards launching himself towards the stallion's table. He face plants on the table feeling regrets in his jaw.
"WOH! You alright?" The stallion says in concern. Neon slowly looks in front of him and smiles revealing his bloody broken teeth. "Oh my Celestia! You're bleeding!" Neon puts a claw in his mouth and see's blood on it.
"Eh" Is all he says. He starts to rip out the loose and broken ones, growing back more with a sickening sound. He looks at the hand full of shark like teeth.
"H-how..." is all he says looking at the dragon's bloody claw.
Neon only looks at him and brings out his bloody claw. "Want them?" The stallion looks at him and smiles a bit.
"You're weird. Po-I mean, people like you don't introduce themselves like that." Neon laughs a bit.
"Thanks?" There was a awkward silence. "Soooo, Whats your name?" the stallion looks at him with an raised eyebrow.
"Never heard of me?" Neon shakes his head. "Soarin, member of the Wonderbolts and good looking." Soarin brushes his hair back getting some mares attention. "So whats your name kid?"
"Neon Light, Leader of the Dynamos and fastest in the group." He imitates Soarin. Soarin freezes and looks at the dragon.
"Y-your the guy everypony been talking about!?" 'People talk about me?' "From what I heard, you fight these monsters called Mutations and Machines?" Neon nods. "Describe these creatures." Soarin looks deep into Neon's eyes to see any weakness.
"Well Mutations are amphibian creatures which can morph into a stronger form when eating another creatures flesh. We call the Pre-mutated "Axtroms" Soarin nods slowly. "As for the Machines , THEY'RE METALLIC ASSHOLES THAT WILL BRAKE YOUR LIMBS AND SHOOT YOU FIVE TIMES IN THE FACE!!!" Neon roars in rage.
Soarin looks at Neon with a raised brow. "Okay, forget I asked."
Pinkie jumps in with cupcakes on a plate. "Here you go Neo." Neon looks at her with an confused look. "What? Its your new nickname." She once again leaves with a smile slapped across her face.
Neon grabs a cupcake and chomps it down. He enjoys his snack not aware Soarin took some. 'I wonder how things are going back at base?' Neon's eyes open in realization. "Hory shift, I firgift abert thif." He pulls out a sphere with red tiles around it. He starts to press the red tiles which then turned blue. As soon a beep was heard, the sphere started to shift into a rectangular shape.
It opened revealing a screen and weird buttons with strange symbols. The screen brightened as the words LOADING" were on the screen. The screen pops into a picture of an waste land. At the bottom left were various dragon looking symbols. Neon sat there looking at the screen. "I should call my bro." He double clicks on the angriest looking dragon.
A long beep could be heard. Neon waited patiently. A deep voice can be heard from the weird machinery.
"Speak or be hunted down and have your spine ripped out by my claws." Some ponies look at Neon's weird thing.
"Bro... its me." Neon spoke causally. A low growl can be heard.
"Oh...You...Where the fuck are you?" Fang says in curiosity.
"Some place called Ponyville. I'm in a bakery called sugar cube corner." Neon chows down onto another cupcake.
"WAIT WHAT!?" Fang roars in surprise.
"Yeah dude. Its awesome." He eats another one. "They got everything. Cakes, cupcakes, doughnuts, doughnuts, did I mentioned doughnuts?" Neon waited for any replies. "Fang?"
Neon ended the call. "Welp....that happened." He looked behind him. Everypony were quivering in fear by the loud monstrous roar. "What? He loves doughnuts." He goes back looking into the laptop until the doors bust open.
"What was that?! A monster attack" Twilight looks around in fear. Spike see's Neon and walks towards him.
"Neon did you hear that roar?" Spike asked looking around in fear of the monster that roared.
"Don't worry bout it." Neon looks back at his laptop. he double clicks a purple dragon icon. A few beeps come out.
"What is that?" Twilight and Spike say together.
"Don't worry bout it." Neon ears perk up of the sound of someone with a tired voiced.
"Hello?" A deep-ish voice calls from the laptop. "Who the fuck is it?"
"Yooooo." Neon slouches a bit. "Whats gooooood?"
"Light? Where the fuck are you?" A loud bang echos through the machine. "Haven't seen you for a day."
"On a different planet with equines." Spike and Twilight look at Neon in confusion.
"Different planet?" Twilight looks at the drake in disbelief.
"WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!" The drake from the machine yells. Gun fire is heard from the laptop once more. A screech from an unknown creature is heard. "GOTCHA BITCH!"
"Hehe he sounds funny." Spike laughs a bit.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?! I'LL HAVE KNOW I'M IN FIFTH PLACE IN THE DYNAMOS BASE AND HAVE OVER THREE MILLION CONFIRMED KILLS. I HAVE TRAIN-"
[Everfree forest]
The Cutie Mark Crusaders walk into the dangerous forest once again trying to gain their cutie mark. The trees tower over them. Crickets chirping in a tune. Frogs croak consonantly. Sweetie belle looks nervously around.
"Are you girls sure that squirrel catching cutie marks would be better instead of monster catching cutie marks?" Sweetie belle jumps over a branch. "I-I mean that squirrel catching would be better than monster catching." Scootaloo stops. Applebloom soon follows.
"Come on we're so close!" She pleads. "Just a bit farther and we can catch us a Manticore o-or a cockatrice, MAYBE EVEN A HYDRA!?" She yell's in excitement. All of the sudden, The branch from before broke. Everything went silent. The crickets stopped chirping. The croaks died out. "W-what was t-that?" Scootaloo starts to shake. Same for the other fillies.
Sounds of claws on wood echos through the woods. "I don't like this one bit" Applebloom Says huddled up with the others. A drip of blood hits Sweetie belle's muzzle. With a look up, she screamed. Above were small critters and some Ponies hanging from their intestines. Some were eaten a bit. A black creature hangs on its tail in the middle of the hung corpses. It looks down revealing its six eyes. It slowly opens its maw, Two rows of teeth covered in blood. the second row extended out of its mouth.
"RUN MAMMALS!!!" It shouts as it screeches. KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Blue versions of the creature appear out of nowhere. The Crusaders ran for their lives.
[Ponyville]
"-AND I WILL SHIT FURY ONTO YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD KIDDO!" The call ends. Spike and Twilight are dazed of what that drake said.
"Well that happened." Twilight says feeling uneasy. Once again the door slams open. Spike and Twilight immediately turn looking at Applejack. Neon slowly turn his body with an 180 degree turn. Applejack gallops towards the three of them.
"Ya three gatta help me!" She tugs on Twilight and Neon. "Come on!"
They start running through the town while Spike tries to catch up.
Ponies gathered round the traumatized fillies. Big Macintosh tried to calm them down. "Look its gone. Nothin is gonna get you."
"NO! THEY'RE WERE TEN OF EM AND THEY WERE GONNA EAT US!!!" Applebloom cries into her hoof.
The two mares and drake arrived at the scene. "What happened to them?" Neon ask with a bit of concern.
"The three of them kept sayin that blue monsters were gonna eat em." Big Mac responded.
"Blue monsters? I never heard of anything like that before. What did you think Neon?" Twilight looks at Neon. His face frozen and ears perked up.
"They found me." Neon immediately throws a hunting knife he and his other crew carry in case of emergency. Soon a blue figure drops from a house top and squeals in pain. "Mutations."
Panic came across the town when more of the blue monsters started to appear. Neon looked around as most of the mutations were interested in him more "well...Fuck."
A tall dark creature smiles idly at the screen of Neon ripping his creations apart. His dark claws tap making an low echo through the giant space vessel. "Yes, it had spread." He put's his three pairs of hands together. Two horrid creatures stomp in heavily breathing.
"Overlord, the mutations are in place and the intelligent one had betrayed us. Shall I go and exterminate the backstabbing amphibian and destroy the Dynamos leader?"
"No, even if Neon survives the massive wave of mutations the Natives will die like the weak worms they are." He rises from what looks like a throne and points at a screen with a creature that looked like it was made here. "This creature is called Discord, he maybe a fool but he holds powerful supernatural powers. With him under my control we can easily destroy the planet and have infinite resources to destroy the Dynamos."
The two monsters head out of the giant hall until the Overlord's voice booms. "And whatever you do! Bring him alive!" The creatures looked down sadly knowing that they have to spare a living being.
