What happens when humans have lived secretly in Equestria for the last 1000 years and then reappear.
After a war with Equestria, humans were forced into hiding, all that remains of them are myths and stories about horrible monsters. But what happens when Jace and Alex manage alert their presence to everypony and release a hoard of monsters in the process. It's time to quit hiding in the shadows and step into the light..
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This is my first OFFICIAL fan fiction, it contains sort of a steampunk theme but very lightly. Reviews, feedback and anything else helps. Thanks.
Jace jumped when he heard his name. He looked up to see Alex standing in his doorway dressed in a set of light armor tapping her foot impatiently, "you're still messing with those stupid inventions of yours, get ready the Council wants to see us" she said turning to leave. Jace looked down at his gears and other tools he was messing with, he sighed and place them into his bag. He stood up and chased after Alex wanting to ask her why the Council wanted to see him exactly. He looked around at what he called home. The remaining 200 humans or so lived in a cave, mostly dug out and not natural. It was huge for a cave, torches were placed up everywhere to provide light and warmth. The cave had tunnels leading to other parts of the underground city, like the training area, living quarters, the market, which ironicly enough no items were sold or bought. The people had a job here and they worked for one another giving what they crafted to those who needed it, and in return they would do the same. Most imporantly though was the area where the Council was. All buildings were carved into the cave wall or built out of the stone they dug out. Larger torches lit the main pathway to the parts of the city. It was quiet, except of the few clangs of iron being forged or people practicing fighting. That was the whole point of the city though. It was hidden, unknown to the creatures above, and the Council planed to keep it that way.This city had no name, it was simply known as 'home' to its inhabataints.
Jace was trying to recall why it was so important to stay hidden; he never really paid attention during those years he was in school. Something about a war... or was it a natural disaster. His thoughts were interrupted when he heard a guard yell at him.
“Hey, you, the Council wants to see you and I'm suposed to escort you there," the guard said running up to Jace. He eyed at him with a look of intrest, like he was a criminal. Even though there was only about 200 people Jace didn't know everyone in the city.
"I know how to get there," Jace snapped back at the guard. Jace hatted the Council, and they returned those feelings.
"Well you better get there quick then, they're all waiting on you," the guard said. Jace just walked off, the last thing he wanted was to make the council angry at him for being late... again.
Jace entered the infamous circle, Alex was already waiting for him. Jace stared daggers at the man who lead them, he in returned did the same. The Council consisted of 13 men and women, always being led by one head figure. They sat in a circle with their fancy robes and staffs, which Jace thought was just for looks. According to what jace was taught in school, you should never question the Council as they were the wisest and most trusting beings in existance, but Jace didn't believe that. They stood there for a moment before Jace spoke up.
"What did I do this time, cause tunnel B-7 to colapse," Jace said with a smirk. Some of the members of the Council twiched, mainly because they accused him for almost everything. Alex gave Jace a look that said, 'shut the fuck up.' The head member stood up and presented himself, which was stupid because everyone already knew him.
"You, Jace and Alex have been chosen by the Council to go on an important mission. You will venture to the surface to gather needed supplies, you will be given a list of the materials to gather and things we need recovered," he said in a booming monotone voice.
"Oh cut the crap, you guys would never send me on an important mission, what is the real reason... try and kill me, strand me, let me poison myself, basicly just tell me which way you are going to get rid of me, saves me the surprise," Jace said as he focused on the small cogs and gears he brough with him.
"Shut up Jace," Alex said puching him, which in turn caused Jace to stumble aroud to pick up the things he dropped. "But sir, no one has ventured to the surface in over 200 years, why would you pick us. There are many who would be more qualified for this mission."
"We have faith in you both," was all the head leader said as Jace left out a 'Pffftt' sound. "Gather you things, meet us here in 15 minutes, now go."
15 mintues later, Jace and Alex stood in the same spot, waiting for the Council to send them on their way. A guard walked up to them and gave them a scroll before walking away. They stood by a large stone door that was the only entrance and exit to and from the city. The door had stay closed for 200 years and that was about to change.The guard started to brief them on what they were doing and the importance of staying hidden because it was their first time exiting the city. Jace wasn't paying attention to the guard though, he was lost in his own thoughts, nodding when the guard paused. Soon he was done talking and opened the gate revealing a large staircase that ascended into darkness. Jace whistled. Alex nudged him, and readjusted her bow, "let's go," she whispered, and the two friends started climbing the staircase to the outside world.
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"Alex, where the hell are you."
"To your left you idiot."
"Ow, you liar, there was just the wall."
"That was to your right."
"Oh...."
The sound of a palm making contact with a face was heard. The two were walking up the dark stairs for about three minutes; nobody had provided torches so seeing anything was impossible. Alex sighed after hearing Jace fall again. "Here, grab my hand," she said reaching out into the darkness. Jace managed to grasp her hand and they continued up the stone stairs holding each other’s hand as to not lose one another. It was about another 10 minutes until they walked into a wall. Alex simply moved the wall, which turned out to be a giant to rock that was actually really light. The light blinded both of them as they shielded their eyes. Even though it was late at night the moon projected more light on them than they have ever had. The wind blew through Jace's hair as he inhaled deeply, smelling fresh air for the first time in his life. They stood atop a pile of large rocks at the bottom of a mountain with trees surrounding the hidden passage.
"It's beautiful," Alex whispered.
"What ever, lets just get this over with before we walk right into some trap," Jace said pulling out the list to go over the things they needed. Alex just sighed, she understood why Jace hated the Council for all the things they did to him but sometimes he took that idea that the Council set every thing up for him to fail too far. Jace started muttering about poison joke and how the hell they were supposed to know what that was as he walked into the forest.
The two walked for what seemed like hours, talking about what they thought things were and if they found any before they walked into a clearing and stopped. Both stood in an opening with the ruins of an old temple or castle, it was hard to tell. Jace was the first to move. He ran straight into the ruins with a smile only an idiot would have, plastered on his face. Alex followed, but with a look of worry on her face.
They walked through the ruins and entered what appeared to be the main hall. Jace started to collect things that he found interesting, including gems, pieces of metal that he could use, and some things he thought was cool even though he didn't even know what they were. Alex just examined the place and walked to the far end of the room eyeing the weird statue of the giant snake as she passed it, more intrigued by the stone looking fountain built into the wall. There was a part sticking out of the fountain with a strange symbol on it, almost like it was a button. She pressed down on the stone but it didn't move. Alex sighed and turned to Jace.
"Ummm... Jace, don't you think we should be hunting and gathering supplies instead of raiding lost tombs," she said.
"What? Come on Alex, how many times will this happen in your life time, this is awesome, hey what is that you found over there" Jace replied excitedly making his way toward Alex.
"I don't know, it looks like fountain but there's no water or anything. Also there seems to be some sort of button but it wont move," she replied as she showed Jace the fountain.
"Maybe you just didn't push hard enough, it is made out of stone you know" Jace said as he put his hand on the object. As he touched it, the fountain lit up with blue light coming from all the carvings on it. Both Alex and Jace jumped back with shock, as the fountain started to vibrate. The light emitting from the fountain started to glow brighter as the vibrations increased. After a short moment, the fountain exploded into thousands of pieces. The two shielded their eyes as the dust cleared. Where the fountain was placed, was now a staircase leading into an unknown room. Without saying a word, both Alex and Jace stepped forward to enter the room.
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Alex and Jace stood in a large circular room. It wasn't the giant stained glass windows or the fancy decorations around the room that caught their attention. In the center of the room was a glass sphere the size of a soccer ball. Blue light radiated from in lighting the room with a blue glow. It spun in a circle as it hovered a couple of inches above a pedestal. As they came closer to it, Jace couldn’t hold it in anymore.
“What the fuck is that?”
“I don’t know,” Alex said leaning forward so she could get a better look at it, “it seems to be conducting, or at least be holding some type of energy so it could be a power conductor.”
“POWER CONDUCTER, GIMME,” Jace shouted grabbing the sphere and yanking it towards his body.
“Wait, we don’t know… GOD DAMNIT JACE! Give me the orb.”
“No, it’s mine.”
“Give it here; we don’t know what it does.”
“Yes we do, you said it conducted power. I’m going to use it with my inventions.”
“Jace all of your gizmos blow up and they don’t even have a power source. I don’t even know how pure metal can just explode.”
“Not all of them exploded.”
“The ONE thing you make that WAS supposed to explode DIDN’T.”
“Still… not all of them exploded.”
“Give me the damn ball.”
“No, it’s mine”
The two fought over the sphere for about ten minutes, yanking it back and forth until Jace managed to grab it and flew backwards as Alex let go, using all the force Jace was using against him. As Jace flew towards the ground he held the ball close to him. He landed on his chest where he was keeping the ball safe from ‘greedy’ hands and it smashed into thousands of pieces. The last thing Jace heard was Alex screaming followed by a large BOOM. Jace was thrown across the room like a rag dog and slammed into one of the stained glass windows breaking it. He couldn't see Alex from where he laid. Jace started to slowly lose consciousness.
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Twilight awoke with a jerk. She sensed something wrong but she couldn’t exactly put her hoof on it. The air almost felt different, like it was thicker. Then Twilight heard an explosion. She ran outside onto her balcony in time to see what appeared to be a wave of blue energy deep in the Everfree forest flying out in all directions making it look like a giant blue ball of energy. Then it faded, as quickly as it appeared it vanished, leaving no trace of its existence.
Jace woke up with his head throbbing with pain. What. The. Fuck, he thought as he shook his head. He tried to stand up but he fell over and grabbed his chest, it hurt... a lot. He looked down and saw glass shards wedged inside his chest. Jace looked up and saw the trashed room, glass and blood was everywhere. Jace's eyes widened with shock,
"Alex," he called out. There was no response. Oh the council will most likely do more than kill me for this, Jace thought while he dragged himself across the floor looking for his friend, a trail of blood following him. Jace stopped, and looked to his left. When he saw the remains of the broken sphere he cringed, there was a bluish liquid around the remains. Even more disturbing the liquid pulsed making seem almost... alive, Jace thought. He had the sudden urge to touch the stuff. Wincing as he stretched his arm out, Jace slowly put his fingers in the pulsing liquid.
Jace was standing on a beach, looking at the sunset. He turned around to see a man that looked much like himself, except older and had black hair. A girl was leaning on his shoulder, she mumbled something. The girl was wearing a dress with a flower design on it. The two just sat there not taking notice of Jace. He tried to call out to them but no voice came out of his mouth. The man said something back to the women and put his hand in front of him, and with a quick flick of his wrist a flame appeared in his palm.
The vision ended as Jace came back to reality. The people reminded him of his parents, although he never met his father. both died though when he was young. His mother became deathly ill when Jace was only 4 and his father died in a cave in before he was born, and his parents sure as hell never went to a beach. Jace still laid on the floor, blood seeping through his wounds as he thought about his parents, a tear came into his eye. He groaned and tried to stand up again. He managed to stand up slowly but ended up leaning against a wall that had debris all around it. He sat there for what seemed like hours, but his mind came back to the problem at hand.
Alex.
Jace left his support as he limped his was around the room. He knew she had to be in here, if she managed to survive she wouldn't leave him here to die, and he wouldn't either. Jace went next to a pile of rubble and used all his strength to push a huge piece of stone off the top of the pile. His hands hurt, blood was coming from fresh wounds. He looked at his hands, glass shards laid on the palms from dragging himself across the floor. Jace forced himself to ignore the all of his wounds and continued moving the debris.
The strange thing was that Jace didn't feel any pain. His balance became more stable as he moved the last of the rocks aside. He let out a sigh when he saw Alex laying there banged up from the falling rubble but it looked like no serious damage was done. Jace sat down, he was tired. All he wanted to do was to go to sleep, but he couldn't. He knew that they were on their own until they went home. Jace didn't know how long he was unconscious but he thought it was enough time for the council to assume they were dead. In fact the council was probably celebrating. They wanted him dead, even tried to kill him a few times, purposely caving in one of the tunnels... twice, students he was sparing with had 'accidental' fatal blows, and forging ‘problems’. What was worse was that Alex was expendable to them, mainly because she fought with them about what they accused Jace of doing. Now that Jace thought about it, this was probably set up by the council, those old bastards, sitting in their damn circle. It's so cliché why don't they sit in a triangle or something. Jace almost drifted off into a deep sleep with his thoughts, but then he heard something that threw that feeling away and replaced it with shock and fear. He heard the sound of armor and horses.
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4 hours earlier
"SPIKE, GET UP," Twilight yelled as she ran back into her house.
"Give me five more minutes," the sleepy dragon replied.
"No, we need to contact the princess now, there was some strange magical explosion and with what I observed it could cause a real quantum physic particle-"
"What? Just tell me what to write already," the sleepy dragon said as he found a quill and paper still half asleep.
"Dear princess Celestia, I was awoken tonight by a strange feeling a couple minutes ago when I observed a magical outburst, it seemed to happen deep in the Everfree forest, I don't know exactly what happened but if the magic that I observed is a serious problem I suggests we investigate now. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle," the unicorn finished staring out the window.
It wasn't a few moments before they received a letter back. Spike grabbed it and proceeded to read it out loud.
"To my faithful student, I too was awoken strangely not moments ago, as for seeing some magical explosion, I did not. However, what you have addressed seems serious and I will be dispatching a group of my sisters night guards to go with you and the elements to this area to see if there is any threat, we do not know what caused this so be careful. Oh, and this time bring spike, every time you go on an adventure you never take the one thing that we can use to keep in contact with each other," the dragon said squinting his eyes, "hey, how come you do always leave me behind on all your adventures, I want to go adventuring too."
"No time Spike," Twilight said running out side, "Go find Pinkie and Rarity and tell them to meet us here." At the mention of Rarity, Spike was suddenly awake and running out the door. Shortly after the Ponies all met in the library, the night guards arrived. They looked like the sun guards but they were black and had purple armor with more jagged edges than smooth. The guards looked more intimidating than friendly. The one in front snapped to attention. "The princess sent us here ma'am, we are to accompany you into the Everfree forest to locate a magical disturbance, and we await your departure." she said. With a nod from Twilight they seemed to relax and waited outside chatting among themselves. After a few moments all ponies were ready to go, so they left with Twilight leading the group into the Everfree forest.
Adrenaline shot through Jace's body as he picked up Alex. He didn't have time to see if she was alive but she still felt warm. He ran up the stairs into the main chamber. The place was a mess, as the sun shone through the missing pieces of the walls it showed that what was falling apart was now on the ground in hundreds of pieces, and what seemed fine was now starting to fall apart. A mountain of rubble blocked the way they came in so Jace just ran into another room. Only one thought was flowing through his mind at the moment, get the fuck out of here before whatever was out there finds us in here. So Jace just ran, he didn't pay attention where he was going or what was around him. All he wanted to do was get back to safety, let Jacob handle this crazy shit. He was much stronger and better at fighting things than Jace.
Jace on the other hand was the type that ran when he knew he couldn't win. He observed his enemies and found their weakness, then used that to his advantage. Jace knew right now though that he couldn't win. Whatever was out there had armor and that meant they had weapons. Jace was wounded and had no weapon, except for Alex's short swords. He didn't bother looking for his sword and he saw that the bow they brought was broken when moving the rubble earlier.
Jace slowed his pace a bit, then stopping completely to rest for a moment so he could catch his breath. The blur at the edge of his vision cleared as he focused on his surroundings. First thing he noticed was that it was dark, there was no light coming through the cracked walls, there was one door however, that was open and provided the light. Jace walked to the door with a look of amazement in his eyes, not caring for anything else in the room. He held Alex tighter as he walked through the door and into the sunlight.
Jace stood in a garden, not those stupid rock gardens back at home but a real live garden, with flowers and trees that waved back and forth in the wind. He stood there with a smile on his face, the warmth of the sun made him forget the world. He just stood there, like a bump on a log not moving until something blocked the out the warm sunlight.
Who would dare rob Jace from that feeling he felt as he stood there, he was warm, relaxed, at peace, and more than anything else he was happy, yet something just stole those feelings away just like that. Everything Jace forgot came rushing back into his body. The soreness took place first, then the panic, and lastly, the anger he felt. He looked at the sky to see what had taken the sunlight away from him. When he saw what was circling in the sky; Jace gulped and stared at the creature.
Huge lizard with wings and spikes on its spine, yup totally a dragon, Jace thought as he turned around and ran inside. He laid Alex up against a wall hidden in the shadows as to not give her position away. Ok, dragon, weakness... How the hell am I supposed to kill a fucking dragon? Think Jace think... Ummm dragons fly and breathe fire, how to counter that... I'm so fucked. Shit shit shit, I am going to kick each and every one of those old bastards’ asses on the council if we make it through this, he thought.
"FUCK MY LIFE," Jace yelled as he paced back and forth. In some other part of the castle he heard some weird sounds of confusion.
"Fuck, I forgot about those... other things," Jace mumbled. He reached into his bag, which was pretty torn up, and pulled out some spare gears and tools he had brought with him and proceeded to fiddling with them. Jace always thought more clearly when he was messing with his inventions. He came to a conclusion while staring at the door. He needed to barricade it so nothing could get to him or Alex while he bought some time to think. He went over to one of the old rotting wooden desk and dragged it over to the door he came from and moved an old dusty couch to the door that led back into the castle of some sort. He found other small things like pieces of the wall and chairs to put around and on top of the desk and couch to make them more efficient. When Jace was done barricading the doors he sat down and decided that he needed treat his wounds before they became infected and most likely killed him. Jace started to slowly removed the shards of glass that were still in his chest, wincing as he plucked every once out, the skin around them healed quicker than normal and seemed to fuse with the glass. The wounds on his chest opened up again and started to bleed slowly. He took some bandages and wrapped all of the wounds in some sort of silk gauze that his people made from somehow harvesting this type of web from these silk spiders that were found at 'home.' After Jace was done he decided to check Alex for any wounds and heal the ones he found. Her armor blocked most of the glass and absorbed impacts, so she seemed pretty good beside that blow to the head. Now that he thought about it, he should have brought a set of iron armor instead of his leather one, but he was all about mobility instead of protection, you can't hit what isn't there. He sat down next to Alex when he was done thinking and needed a break. She was breathing slowly, which was a good sign.
"Please don't die on me," he whispered to her before falling asleep.
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Jace was standing in the center of the Council; it was different than what it looked like to him tough. Some stones and designs that were falling apart and eroding seemed fresh and newly cut. The Council though, paid no attention to him. They all were looking at the person next to him. Jace turned to the person next to him; it was the man from his previous vision, except he was younger. He had a look of anger in his eyes, Jace chuckled himself, even this person hated the council. No noise came out of him however.
"You have to listen to me father, we are dying down here. We need to go to the surface, we can thrive up there."
"SILENCE," the head of the council yelled. Both Jace and the man next to him seemed to shrink.
"Ever since you went up there you have changed, Norik I don't know what went wrong with you. I tried to raise you the best I could, but you can't seem to understand WHY we are here. Our ancestors created this place so we wouldn't die, and I'm not about to destroy all their work and legacy because of your childish thoughts," the leader of the council said. The other members of the council started whispering between each other.
"Father we came down here by choice, we could go back up and-"
"Get out," the he slowly said.
"But we could-"
"I SAID GET OUT," Norilk's father yelled, slamming the staff he held against the ground. The world around him seemed to shake violently as everything started to fade white.
_[_]_ ( i* -^) This gentleman has so much swag, his hat floats above his head
"Dear princess Celestia, we have found the site in which we believe the magical disturbance was at. It is ruined by time itself, not to mention the explosion destroyed most of the weakened walls. Currently, we are trapped inside as a dragon came to investigate as well. It seems to be hostile and will not listen to us. We haven't found the source of the explosion yet but we are looking. From what we have heard while in here, we believe we are not alone and are trying to locate anypony in here as well. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle. Did you get all of that Spike," Twilight said while Spike simply nodded, "ok then send it to the princess."
Spike held the letter out and set it ablaze with his breath, sending it to the princess. Only it didn't vanish, it burned in front of them then fell as the letter was still surrounded with green flame.
“Umm, Twilight? Was it supposed to do that,” Spike asked.
“No Spike, the magic in this area must be interfering with your ability to send messages to Celestia, oh this is not good. How are we going to contact the princess now,” Twilight said starting to worry.
“We are stranded from royalty and our only way out of this filthy mess while we is covered in DUST, oh my fabulous mane, oh no, now it’s on my hooves. Get all this dirty dust off of me,” Rarity started to wine, “No, Fluttershy don’t shake and roll all around it. You’re getting your mane and coat all dirty… it’s just so un-lady like.”
“B-but… but… dragon,” Fluttershy said trembling in a corner.
“Don’t worry Fluttershy, that big meanie pants won’t get us in here,” Pinkie Pie said jumping around in a circle, dust flying everywhere where she landed.
“Just let me fight that dragon, I’ll take it down in ten seconds flat,” Rainbow Dash said, hovering in a fighting stance.
“Ah don’t recon you could Rainbow. Twi if we can’t get in contact with the princess than what do y’all recon we do,” Apple Jack asked.
“Well… if we are alone here and we can’t go outside than the only place we can go in farther into the castle. We have been hearing noises, so maybe we’ll find somepony else in here,” Twilight stated walking to the only door that led deeper into the ancient ruins…
“With all due respect Miss Sparkle, the safest and most strategic option would to wait here until further reinforcements arrive to take us back to safety,” the captain of the night guards said.
“That could take ages captain, it would be better if we could find an area not affected by the magical interference so we could get in contact with the princess, it would be much quicker than waiting this out,” Twilight said, “come on, it would be better if we all stick together while we are exploring this place, I have a bad feeling about it.”
The group of 11 ponies set off, going farther into the ruins, unaware of the stone eye in the rubble watching them. It blinked, and then the creature moved, following the unsuspecting ponies.
Only two things will happen when you're about to die, ether you survive and continue writing your story, or you end the book short and take a break... forever, the voice lingered in Jace's mind.
Alex woke up with a jolt. Her head hurt, a lot. She pushed Jace off of her and stood up; clutching the side of her head like it was a pile of diamonds. She stood like that for a couple of minutes before she started to take in her surroundings. Alex was in what appeared to be a study with the exits being blocked off, leaving her to sit and wonder what exactly happened... and what was going to happen to Jace and herself.
"Jace, get up," Alex said kicking him in his gut and immediate felt bad afterwards even though she didn't use a lot of force.
"Give me 5 more minutes," Jace mumbled. Alex just sighed and kicked him again, not feeling as bad, "uh, wha..."
"Get up moron, what happened, where are we," Alex said looking around once more.
"What? Alex can you repeat that," Jace said rubbing his eyes.
"I said what happened and where are we, it looks like we are still in this castle of some sort."
"Ya that's what I thought you said."
"Then why did you ask me to repeat myself if you heard me in the first place."
"Well... umm, everything is... glowing, sort of and I have no idea what's going on."
Alex looked around and then back to Jace, "no it's not, what is wrong with you man," she said slapping him across the face to try and help him wake up.
Jace just sat there, not talking or reacting at all. He blinked, rubbed his eyes and blinked a couple of more times. What he saw both confused and amazed him. Everything had an aura of light around it, each object seemed to have a color that represented it. The wood had a brownish tint around it, while the old couch had a dark maroon color around it. Alex herself, had a white aura around her. Alex slapped him again.
"Hello, Alex to moron. Are to there," she said as Jace just sat there with a look only a child would have.
Jace shook his head and rubbed his eyes again, the auras around everything still remained, lingering in the air, shimmering ever so slightly when something came into contact with it like the dust and floating rock.
Wait, floating rock... No, that's defiantly real, Jace thought standing up quickly and grabbing Alex's hand.
"Alex, we need to move now," Jace said bring her to the door that led outside and started tearing the barricade down. He heard noises coming from the other side of the door that led back into the castle
"What, oh," Alex said turning around to see the other barricade slowly being taken apart, piece by piece by some unseen force, "Jace, why are the floating objects glowing purple," she asked frozen in fear. The sounds on the other side of the door returned once again.
"I don't fucking know, just help me get this door open," Jace replied frantically, taking the risk of glancing back seeing the objects slowly moving out of the way. The purple aura seemed thicker in a sense, opposed to the other glowing auras around the room. He had no idea what was on the other side of that door and frankly, he didn't care. Jace just wanted out and away from whatever could make objects float; and when Jace wanted something, he didn't stop until he got it.
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Twilight was trying to remove the objects blocking their path when she heard noises on the other side, and then the sound of things being thrown on the floor.
"Rarity, help me move these things blocking the door, there's something on the other side," she said not breaking her concentration.
Rarity meanwhile, was talking to Fluttershy inside the shield spell she threw up around the two.
“My dear Fluttershy, you must calm down. This simple shield spell will keep us safe from all of the filthy dust and dirt, along with that big old dragon. Rainbow, quit flying around like that, you're getting dust everywhere. Hmm, did you say something Twilight," Rarity said.
Twilight face hooved and sighed, all the guards were pegasus ponies and they were almost asleep because they were nocturnal, hence the name night guards. Apple Jack approached and with a nod to Twilight, bucked the remaining debris away. The group walked into the room. It was destroyed like the rest of the castle but this one had blood on the floor and the objects in the room seemed to be misplaced. The one thing that stood out was the door that was open and shutting with the wind. Items laid scattered around it as light seeped through the door like water. Fluttershy fainted at the sight of the blood and glass shards on the floor. What seemed to catch Twilights attention was not the odd arrangements of items or what seemed to be a struggle at the door. What caught Twilights attention was the blood on the floor. The blood seemed pulse, with a light glow coming from it. Her thoughts were interrupted by Apple Jack who was standing by the door.
"Ummm Twi, are them plants suppose' ta be snarling at me?"
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Jace ran alongside Alex through the hedge maze making lefts and rights, with no idea where they were heading. They dodged the giant carnivorous plants that occupied the garden. Jace still saw glowing colors around each plant, but the ones trying to kill them had a thicker aura than the rest. What used to be a place of beauty and peace, was now a struggle of survival and horror.
The plants that were very much alive and trying to kill them, had snake like stems and a giant pods that were all shades of different colors for their head. The sharp thorns at the tip fused with the pod and served as teeth. The anther of the plant dangled out the side of the plant, looking like a tongue. Although the plants had no eyes, they were very well aware of Jace and Alex's position. The stems stretched outwards allowing the plants extra reach as they snapped at them.
In all honestly the killer plants were a nightmare. They bobbed back and forth waiting for pray to get close enough for it to attack. They had saliva dripping from what appeared to be their mouth which Jace didn't know how was even possible. He didn't care though. All happy emotions the garden gave him before were not present. That's when Jace realized something, where the hell is that dragon.
"Alex, not trying to scare you or anything but I forgot to mention that there was a dragon out here before, and now... well... it's not here anymore," Jace said panting as he dogged the plant that lunged at him.
"Scare me, we are running from some unknown creature and trying to be eaten by giant carnivorous plants. How could I possibly be scared. Wait, a dragon? How the hell could you forget about a dragon" Alex replied swing her short sword through one of the plants stems, decapitating it. The pod like head bounced around a bit before it dissolved into a blue like dust that vanished into the air.
"Plants are trying to eat us Alex, give me a break."
The two made it to the center of the hedge maze with only a few scratches here and there, well except for Jace. One of the plants managed to bite his arm and slowly drag him back towards it's roots. Alex just cut its head off while it was distracted. The center of the maze was circular and fairly free of man eating plants. A few quick swings with Alex's sword fixed that. Both collapsed on the ground from exhaustion.
"Ugh, I swear we need to get me a weapon, maybe go back and get my sword," Jace said looking at his arm. The wound seemed fairly healed, which was weird because of how recently it happened.
"Go back, we don't even know how we got here, plus the fact that there are those plant things," Alex responded looking at the sky.
"Simple, follow the dead plants that should be easy," Jace said matter-of-factly.
"They disappeared when we killed them Jace, remember."
"Oh yeah... well follow the lack of giant man eating plants."
The two sat there for a moment in silence, just thinking and staring at the sky.
"It feels good, doesn't it? The warmth of the sun on your skin. The breeze flowing against your body. I don't understand why we live in that damn cave if all of this is up here," Jace said suddenly, breaking the silence.
"Yea," was all Jace heard as Alex mumbled back.
After a while Jace stood up and looked around. The colors he saw were amazing and overwhelming at the same time. He didn't know why he was seeing all these different colors around things. Maybe it's an effect of the sunlight, he thought. He did a 360 and stopped on the castle. It was completely destroyed. He didn't even know how it was still standing. He moved his glaze to the tower, it too was crumbling to pieces. It was missing a roof and part of the walls. Then Jace froze, filled with fear. What filled his body with fear again was when he saw the dragon, rising from the other side of the side of the castle. It flapped its giant wings, the force causing some of the rubble in the walls fall apart. It circled the tower a couple of times before heading straight towards them.
Too bad both Alex and Jace were too focused on the dragon to notice the vines slivering out from under the hedge, curling a bit with every motion and reaching out to grab them.
Jace heard Alex scream as he was being pulled by what he assumed to be almost lethal speed. The vine wrapped around his ankle had a death grip on him. Jace was dragged through the hedges scraping the unexposed parts of his body against all the sticks and branches. He didn’t dare open his mouth because the fear that a stick would impale his throat. His arms flailed around wildly trying to grab onto anything. At one point Jace actually grabbed a hold of one of the killer plants head, but the force that the vine was using to pull him away ripped the head right off. Jace went through another hedge and felt the vine drag his foot over a concealed rock.
"MOTHER FU-" was all Jace could say before he hit his head against the rock and was out cold.
Jace was standing in the cave that he hated so much and called home. The man, Norik, if Jace recalled correctly was again next to him along with the one girl he saw in his first vision, she too was younger.
“They just don’t listen to me Chlöe,” Norik said pacing back and forth between the stone walls.
“Calm down, I’m sure they will listen to you sooner or later,” the girl named Chlöe said.
“No they won’t, my old man is too damn proud and ignorant to realize that we are dying down here. We need to move out of this old cave and live outside, Chlöe you have to believe me.”
“I do Norik; just sometimes I worry about you. Sometimes I think you may be taking this ‘going outside thing’ way too seriously,” Chlöe said a little bit worried.
“Chlöe, have you ever felt it? The wind in your hair, the warmth of the sunlight on your skin… just the feeling that the air has when it touches your body. It is truly amazing Chlöe,” he replied with a smile on his face.
“Listen to me Norik, if it really is that great then how are we going to go out there. The only way outside is right passed the Council and nobody can sneak past them, how do think you can manage to get out there without them noticing,” Chlöe said in a more serious tone. Norik just turned to her with an even bigger smile on his face.
“Simple,” he said, “We will dig our own way out of this damn cave.”
Jace heard a scream, very faint at first, but slowly growing to the point where it was it was deafening. Chlöe and Norik seemed to not notice the sound as Jace put his hands over his head, even though it didn’t quiet the noise. He felt like his ears were going to explode, or at least start to bleed. Then everything started to fade to white. He knew he was going to wake up soon because it was just like the previous two times when he had these “visions”. The only problem would be where he was this time and how to escape whatever waited for him.
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Alex was being dragged toward the castle much like Jace. The vines that were dragging them however, went in different directions, so if they did survive this predicament they would be lost and alone. Alex, taking the risk of getting a stick jabbed into her eyes, opened them. She reached for her sword but soon found out she dropped it when the vines yanked them off their feet. Alex tried to pry the vine off of her but it's grip was too strong. It simply tightened its grip around her ankle as she struggled to pull the thing off while being dragged across the ground. She hit a rotting stump of a tree and exploded into tiny pieces of wood. The impact of the wood knocked her into a daze, and as she continued to be pulled across the ground toward the castle she saw the dragon; who was circling the garden, turn toward the sudden explosion of wood. It saw Alex and flew toward the movement. Alex just gulped and prayed that the vine would take her wherever it was taking her, faster.
The dragon landed on the ground with such force that it cracked a bit under its claws. It landed on the vine that was carrying Alex and it was shredded into two. The vine wrapped around her ankle went limp as the other half flailed around like a chicken with its head cut of, green ooze coming from where it was amputated. The part around Alex's ankle vanished like the other plants into the air. After it was gone Alex started to see very dim colors of light around everything living, much like Jace described.
The dragon after catching it's pray, started burning all the other vines sprouting from the castle, which Alex realized how close it was. She stood up quickly while the dragon had its back turned and bolted toward the castle. The dragon however, saw the movement from the corner of its eye and moved to intercept her. With its sheer size and speed the dragon beat Alex to her destination and trapped her against a wall. It stood there staring at her making a low growing noise. Alex responded with a wimpier and shaking uncontrollably. It snorted its nose, black smoke coming from it and lingering in the air. Alex didn't even have the guts to cough as the black smoke filled her nostrils. She saw where the dragon burned all of the vines new ones sprouting up the holes and cracks in the wall. The dragon, if it did notice, didn't care; it's attention was focused on Alex.
What happened next shocked Alex so much she thought she would have literary jumped out of her skin. The dragon spoke. It was a booming voice but still a low grumble. It spoke in some unidentified langue.
"Aam, zu dahmaan jul ingrah vod," the dragon said.
"Wha- What?" Alex asked not sure if the dragon was a friend or foe and still afraid for her life. The dragon looked at her for a second before talking again.
"Krosis, I... did not expect there... to still be humans left… so it has been… a long tiid… since I have spoken… hin language," it said in a low and slow grumble.
Alex was confused and her head hurt. All the lights and colors that were being emitted by everything was almost unbearable. The auras around everything started to get brighter as more of the mutant plants were burned by the spreading fire and disappeared into a blue dust-like substance. Smoke started to fill the air and Alex had to close her eyes for the fear that she might go blind by the bright lights. Alex started to cough from the some that flooded the air. Although she didn’t see it, she felt the dragon begin to hover above the ground and clear out the smoke with gust of air from its wings. She would have to remind herself to thank it later.
Ales tried to open her eyes but when she did she was blinded with light. She could barely see her hands in front of here because of the burning white light that covered everything else. She started to feel it overcome her and she screamed, but Alex didn’t hear her voice even though she felt her lungs spewing the air out of them; instead all Alex heard was the sound one would hear if they were underwater with nothing to disturb the air. Alex tried to scream louder when she saw flames cover her body, how she had no idea because the fire was farther to the left of her and it couldn’t have spread quickly. The light around her quickly went vanished as the dragon covered her with its wing, it said something but like when one tries to talk underwater, it was drowned out and Alex couldn’t make out what it said. Then, although the lighting didn’t change, Alex felt that the world around her was going black.
Jace woke up with a jolt. That didn’t get him far though because of the vines that were pinning him to the ground. He struggled a bit as they tightened their grip around him. He looked around him to see exactly where these plants took him. He seemed to be in inside the castle, but in an underground portion of it. The room was nothing but rubble and vines covering the walls and floor. He looked up and saw a decent sized hole in the ceiling that was the only source of light in the room. The hole led outside and Jace assumed so because he saw dirt and a tad bit of grass around the edge of it. That was how he got into the room he assumed again. Suddenly a wave of heat washed over Jace as he saw the vines that extended themselves into the outside world from the hole in the ceiling squirm in discomfort. The vines soon shot back into the room the tips of them on fire and slowly burning the rest of the plants in the room. The grip the vines had around Jace’s body suddenly disappeared as the recoiled and seemed to slither into the corner of the room, the only part were the dark was not purged by the light of the sun. Jace wasted no time getting up and locating the exits to the room through the smoke that slowly started to appear from the burning plants as they thrashed around the room. He saw another hole in the wall that led to another room as he jumped to avoid a hit by frenzied vine. The smoke started to get think as Jace had no second thoughts about entering the other room as he ran toward the broken wall that once held a door.
It’s super effective! Jace thought as he coughed from the smoke after he escaped the room. He took in his surroundings in this new room and noticed two other doors that led to an unknown destination one was a long sinister looking hallway while the other was a large metal door of the sort.
And if you look on your left we have a hallway leading to what appears to be impending doom. Behind us, you may have noticed, is what we like to call, Your Own Universal Redefined Elaborate… Fuck… Um… Consistent? “Kacke,” Jace swore quietly. Eh, Damnit, he finished.
“Also known as Y.O.U.R.E. F.U.C.K.E.D. or Plant Hell, if you can’t remember that acronym for some reason,” Jace said chuckling at his own joke, even though no one was around to hear that piece of gold he just created.
“And on your right,” Jace said once again turning his attention to the giant metal door that seemed to have no way of opening it, “We have this gian- Holy shit! I’m on fire! Fire, fire, fire, GAHHH,” he screamed rolling around on the ground.
No matter much or how long Jace rolled around like an idiot the fire wouldn’t go out. What confused him even more was that by that time, the fire in the other room seemed to be going away as it finished up its job with the killer vines. So, Jace thought as he stood up trying to wipe the fire off of him, like he spilled rats milk on himself. There’s no way the fire could have spread and lit me up like a fucking torch…
“AND GOD DAMNIT WHY WON’T THIS FIRE GET THE FUCK OFF ME,” Jace half screamed and half wined, “And why isn’t it burning me,” Jace mumbled and suddenly stopping, freezing in place, which was ironic because he was on fire.
Jace closed his eyes and thought for a moment, the only sound being the crackling coming from the flames themselves. Fire… fire... dire situation that ends in fire. What do I require… knowing Jacob wasn’t a liar… hehe, I do admire all this rhyming that just transpired. Jace’s fun was cut short though when he heard something on the other side of the metal door. His eyes snapped opened as he fixed his glaze on the door, wondering what could be behind it. To say the voice sounded muffled was an understatement.
“Mphmh mmph meh mmph!”
( ʘ3ʘ)
“This doesn't make any sense,” Twilight said agitated with her discoveries, “This plant has a field of magical energy around it that and I can't explain how or why it is there.”
“Of course Harold doesn't make any cents silly,” Pinkie said bouncing around the room and landing in front of Twilight, “He's just a plant. Why would he have a job?”
“Um, Pinkie,” Applejack stated, “We use bits not cents.”
Rainbow Dash opened her mouth to say something but was cut off by Pinkie Pie.
“Of course we use sense, everypony needs sense if they don't want to be crazy, duh!”
“Pinkie dear, I do believe you are mixing up your words,” Rarity said paying more attention to keeping her shield spell up while trying to eat a daisy sandwich she packed for everyone to eat.
“Since when do I mix my cents with my sense,” Pinkie said narrowing her eyes and giving Rarity almost a confused like look.
“Who the HOOF is Harold,” Rainbow Dash yelled out, annoyed that she was being cut off.
“Dashie, you silly filly. Harold is the plant Twilight is having problems understanding. Hey Harold have you heard from Larry recently,” Pinkie said bouncing in front of the plant. It just snapped at her, trying to get a free meal.
"He says he doesn't want to talk swirly about it," Pinkie said sadly, her mane slightly deflating.
“Twilight Sparkle, ma’am," The captain of the night guards said standing up and moving towards Twilight. "It would be best if we somehow made contact with the princesses about this, these plants seem to be very dangerous and if this is what the magical crisis you were talking about can do, then by Luna’s rubber ducky, imagine what else it could cause." Pinkie put her hoof over her mouth and just started to giggle.
“Yes, I’ve thought about that, but without Spike being able to send letters to her, I don’t see how we could get in contact with her, all of this magic that is everywhere is messing with all of my advanced spells so we can’t teleport, plus I don’t think I would be able to teleport such a large group that far of a distance… Wait, did you just say Luna’s rubber ducky?” Twilight asked, stopping pacing back and forth and being snapped back to reality by that awkward comment. “How do you even know Luna has a rubber duck that she uses while cleaning herself?”
“I – Er… um…” The captain started to stutter and back away. A few of his officers started to snicker, mainly because if the awkwardness the situation had caused because Twilight didn’t get the Night Guards ‘inside joke,’
“I’ll do it,” One of the rookies said, stepping next to the captain. “I can fly away into the forest where the dragon can’t get me, if it's distracted long enough; that way I can hide in the trees and return to Luna and Celestia with all of the… info… we have gathered.”
The captain of the Night Guards, for the love of Luna’s rubber ducky, couldn’t remember the rookie’s name, but he would personally see that he was promoted for getting him out of that… predicament.
The group of 11 froze when they heard the dragon again. They rushed to the door, except for Pinkie Pie, who was too busy laughing. The dragon eclipsed the sun from view as it flew overhead them and towards the center of the hedge maze. There was a scream that made all of the ponies, even Pinkie’s blood run cold. The dragon touched down on the ground soon after and started to set everything ablaze.
The Rookie, knowing he would never get another chance flew off into the open air with speeds that would almost make Rainbow Dash jealous, almost… The Rookie was soon in the forest and out of sight, it seemed far easier than anypony expected, the dragon didn’t even seem to care if it noticed him. Everypony was still fazed when Pinkie Pie started to laugh again.
“Pinkie, why are you laughing, we have a serious magical crisis on our hooves here,” Twilight questioned the giggling mare.
“That’s just it, you silly filly, there is no magical crisis,” Pinkie Pie said bouncing in front of the lavender unicorn. “It’s just what the plot is using to advance the story line and keep it somewhat interesting at the same time”
“Plot… story… wha- Pinkie what are you talking about, this is no time for jokes,” Twilight said.
“You know, this story, Forgotten. I’m tracking it so I know when it updates and you want to know what the most super-duper awesomest part of it is? Pinkie Pie is in this story, she’s my favorite character! Oh oh oh and also the author lets us send him ideas about what we want in the story so I sent him a message to see if there could be a super awesome PARTY, and he said YES! There’s going to be cake and games and punch and pie and balloons and music and party hats,” Pinkie pie practically squealed.
“Pinkie… I have no idea what you are talking about…” Twilight said slowly, staring at the energetic pink party pony bouncing up and down. All form of logic that Twilight had was thrown out the door, eaten by one of those plant things, digested, and then burned to crisp by that dragon, soon the ashes being blown away in the wind. Basically, Twilight’s logic became FUBAR; or in laymen’s terms, Pinkie Pie was being Pinkie Pie.
Twilight simply dismissed whatever Pinkie Pie had said as Pinkie being Pinkie and started to plan out a way to explore the castle safely and contact the princess in case the Rookie didn’t make it. None of them wanted to think about that though. Everypony was resting and eating sandwiches that were packed for lunch when Pinkie suddenly stood up, eyes wide open, and jumped into the air while her body made spasmic movements.
“Floppy ear, twitchy eye, achy knee, queasy stomach, itchy side.” The party pony shouted before landing on the ground. The room fell silent as Everypony stared at Pinkie, waiting for her to tell them what her involuntary body jerks meant. Rarity was the first to speak.
“Pinkie, dear… what did that combo mean? I’ve never seen or heard about it before.”
Pinkie Pie stared at the group for a couple seconds, not moving a muscle, before she spoke. “That meant that the author of this story is going to reference Blackwing’s story, Griffin the Griffin, in his story; despite the fact that Blackwing didn’t give him permission to do so… although the author really doesn’t care one way or another if he needs Blackwing’s permission.”
The group was silent before Twilight pulled out a notebook and quill with her magic and started to scribble madly on the paper, “That sure was a lot of things that your pinkie sense told you,” she said not looking up from her note book. Pinkie didn’t say anything back, she was lost deep in her own thoughts.
“Just wait ta’ minute.” Apple Jack said, speaking up. “What if that there reference WAS the reference the Mr. so-called author was going to put in.”
“What do you mean, AJ,” Rainbow Dash asked, not understanding anything at all of what Apple Jack said.
“What ah’ mean is that I’ve been ‘round long enough to trust Pinkie’s sense. So what I’m sayin’ is that by sayin’ you are gonna reference something in a story, that there could be ta’ reference you talkin’ about.” Apple Jack said, trying to explain.
“I think I understand what she’s trying to say,” Rarity spoke up over Apple Jack while putting her hoof on her chest. “I think she means is that a reference is mentioning something whether it is in dialogue or context. So if I’m reading a story and this story says that ‘I will reference another story.’ Just by simply saying that that other story is going to be referenced is actually referencing that story right as I said that. At least I think that is was Apple Jack was trying to say, isn’t that right dear.” Apple Jack nodded her head.
“That… actually makes a lot of sense,” Twilight said, slightly shocked. "If we were in a story," she mumbled.
“Woah… dude, that’s sort of deep if you think about it, because like... we're in a story... and like... well... I give up.” Spike said, speaking for the first time in the past couple of hours, mainly because he was half shocked, half scared, half amazed, and half surprised at all the things that were going on around him. (That’s right bitches, Spike is 200% Spike. Why? Because fuck you, that’s why).
Pinkie Pie, suddenly out of her trance started to bounce in Twilight’s face again. “I thought we went over this, how can an idea have a job to get cents when we don’t even use cents in Equestria in the first place. I mean that doesn’t even make sense… hehe.” Twilight simply sighed and continued planning while Pinkie kept talking about sense, cents, and since. She had long ago made a spell that let her hear everything except Pinkie pie.
( ×~×)
Jace finally managed to pry the metal door open. The fire on his hands quickly extinguished whenever he quit thinking about them and focused on the door. He didn’t want to think about how that even worked, because it would probably drive him insane… if he wasn’t already.
He swung open the door and it slammed against the wall with a loud *BAMF*. When he looked inside the room he expected to see another person but the room was empty. It was a small room, maybe about the size of a walk-in closet. There was a work bench against the far wall with dozens of stone angels about three inches tall resting on it; along with a few other figures he didn’t understand what were supposed to be.
Jace felt the stillness in the air. Everything was quiet. He walked over to the work bench and saw a notebook resting on it. It was a leather bound notebook that just said Diary, Book Two on the front in ink. Jace slowly leaned closer to it and opened it even slower to the first page. When nothing tried to kill him he began to read the first page.
Entry 115...
A/N: E'YO FUCKERS, READ THIS SHIT.
Ok so I have made a FUCK system where I give out FUCKS or also know as Free Universal Complementary Key. These keys, or FUCKs will be given away when i deem one worthy of having one, I will also raffle away one FUCK every chapter. How do these FUCKs work you ask. Well these FUCKs are a get out of jail free card. Basically you send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE saying you want to use your FUCK to add an idea to the story. now youre probably thinking 'hey, you said you will add our ideas to the story for free' and that is true. what FUCKs allow you to do is send me exactly what you want and when you want it I will have to put it in there. you can write what you want to happen, and I will use that (almost) word for word in the story, a FUCK can let you type up to one chapter. no more, if you do not send me a private message saying that you know you got your FUCK before the next chapter comes out i will take it away and raffle 2 out next chapter, if you feel you do not want your FUCK, you may send me a message saying so and i will wipe you from my list and give the FUCK to someone else. you can store FUCKs and use them whenever, but if you win the raffle you MUST tell me that you know you got your FUCK, if not than you are on vacation or something and you are taking a chance for me to give other people FUCKs. AGAIN you may suggest things and i will add them to the best of my ability, but with FUCKs, you get exactly what you want exactly when you want. I have a list of all people Favorited and how many FUCKs each person has. I will now list the people who own FUCKs. Hope that makes sense
Baadoo: for being a good friend and support (sort of, we troll each other) Blackwing: for being awesome (i should honestly give him like 5) EliteSniper229: for having a nice detailed conversation about magic Literature: for being a very active member with my story MylittleBurger: for actually being active on my blawg post about ideas and stuff
Bomarck: raffled for chapter 1 Canman123: raffled for chapter 2 Chaosblade22: raffled for chapter 3 Clappie: Raffled for chapter 4 Emv7: Raffled for chapter 5 OddOneOut: Raffled for chapter 6
Jace was reading the notebook lying before him, trying to figure out what the hell was going on in this castle. He heard someone approaching behind him and he spun around quickly with a smile on his face.
"Alex I was worried- wait you're not Alex," Jace said jumping into a defensive stance.
"Do I look like a chick," I replied while rolling my eyes.
"Well... no... but who are you and what do you want," Jace said jumping back into his stance. I chuckled.
"Well I guess you could call me the creator... or your father, after all, I did create you."
"My father died before I was born, my mother told me that before she died." Jace said in a more threatening tone.
"Son, I don't even have a name for your father, I just said he died to make you an orphan. It would give you more of a darker background than the happy-go-lucky child; add a bit of drama of you will. Maybe a tad bit cliché, but what are you going to do about it."
"You just called me 'Son," Jace said grinding his teeth together. I just sighed.
"It's an expression, instead of saying 'who's your daddy,' it implies that I am your father, more of in a mocking way. Now back to the topic at hand what's your father's name."
"I don't know... My mother just called him my father..."
"Exactly. I suck when it comes to original names that actually have a balanced amount of vowels and consonants and sound somewhat like a name, I suck. Go ahead try and think of a original name," I said matter-of-factly. It took Jace a couple of moments before he said something.
"Mazamis... That's all I got."
I slapped Jace across his face.
"Ow, what the hell was that fo-"
"FOOL! Mazamis is my name... and it's the only original name I can think of," I said sadly. Jace just had 'dude, what the fuck' look on his face.
"Anyways," I continued, "I have come here today because it's my birthday, and I felt like fucking with my reader’s heads." Jace kept the same look on his face.
Suddenly, Griffin the Griffin ran into the room, one of his wings scorched black from the countless battles he had with dragons, the other replaced with a mechanical one that had a chainsaw attachment on it.
"Happy birthday Mazamis, I just wanted to say that you're awesome and the best writer ever," Griffin said excitedly.
I knew that I wrote him to say that just to stroke my ego and it wasn't true, (except for it being my birthday) in fact, Blackwing will probably kill me because I’m actually using his character without permission… but meh, fuck it, it’s my birthday. Jace eyed Griffin up and down, shifting his gaze to the mechanical wing before saying,
"Who the hell is this guy?"
I smirked. "Well, I guess you could say that," I pulled a pair of sunglasses out of nowhere and putting them on, "He's... Blackwing."
A sudden voice could be heard even though it didn't have a source.
"YYEEEAAAHHH."
I stood there with the stupidest grin only an idiot would have on their face. The smile turned to a frown when there was a knock on a door that wasn't there before because I conveniently wrote it in. I opened the door slowly to see a person wearing a pair of robes with a book in their hand.
I knew what these monsters were. They were rare, but it was best to hide in your home and act like you weren't there before they would move on, looking for another prey. The abomination ran into the room before I could even slam the door shut and run. It had us trapped.
"Hello, I would like to see if you would be interested in learning and possibly becoming a Jehovah Witness," It spoke. None of us understood what it said, but we knew it was most likely taunting us before it went in for the kill.
Luckily we were saved by my friend, Babadoo, when he came crashing through the the stone wall.
"Hey man, we totally need to make an awesome theme song for that kick ass fanfic you're totally going to write, it's going to the the shiiit dawg," he said to me while his arms wiggled around in the air like a snake.
"Hellz to the yeah," I shouted back wiggling my arms around as well. That’s when N (aka Dubby) walked through the door, his eyes wide with excitement.
“Hey Maz, I got that shipfic between Lulz and a pillow that you requested, it will take a day or two before it gets approved through, now will you buy me Skyrim,” Dubby pleaded. The grin on my face should not have been humanly possible. Jace, having no logical explanation of what the fuck was going on, just snapped right there. He pointed at all of us.
“I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BUT FUCK THIS. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, YOU’RE COOL.”
You could hear almost a sort of dinging noise as Griffin smiled and gave Jace a thumbs up. Finally Jace pointed his finger at me, his hand shaking in frustration.
“AND FUCK YOU, GOD DAMNIT.” He threw his hands into the air as he walked past us, knocking over the imaginary camera that lets you, the reader, imagine what is happening in your head. With you view now on the ground and on its side, you can’t see Jace mumble something about, ‘Fucking shit damn ass stupid fucking shit fuck…’ as he walked off, leaving the four of us to shrug and start beating the shit out of the Jehovah Witness.
A/N:
Hey guys, this is a troll chapter, mainly because i wanted a clever way to say its my birthday while doing stupid shit that will get me sued and mind fucking you guys to the point where you are like, why am i following this again... that means that im not even rereading this like three times to check for mistakes... anyways this is not canon with my story, i will delete this chapter when the next one comes out... oh well, oh and yes, Dubby is making me a shipfic between IBringDaLulz and a pillow after one night when i was in a livestream with him and he showed us a video of him making out with a pillow, i told him i was going to write or get someone else to write a fan fiction that shipped the two, oh and im going to be releasing two new fics, in one im going to get a shit ton of cliche ideas and mix them together and try to make an interesting story, more of a challenge to me, the second fic is a crossover with the game The Binding of Isaac, its more so of Twi being in Isaac's place instead of actually crossing over the universes, oh and im going to need a cover art for that, like anyone good with photo shop because i was thinking it being like the title picture of the game but having twi huddling in the fetal position instead of isaac, and replacing the word isaac with friendship but meh what can i do... anyways... yea... happy birthday to me... :foreveralone:
chapter title says it all, with the current story its going no where, and i know some of you may like this but meh, im making the story better and more awesome, the concept still remains the same but it starts out completely different and (hopefully) has a different feel to it. I'll give you the intro paragraph just for the 50 something of you fans who circulate my air to refresh me... (see what I did there)
Have you ever worn a mask that looks exactly like your face, but not quite all of it? When you wear this mask do you use it to make all others despise even the mention of your name? Then when all come to you to laugh and insult you for the mask you wear, enemies quit fighting. They become allies to bring misery upon their common enemy, and as time goes on, they bond, and become closer. They forget about their hatred for each other and direct it upon your mask. They become friends, fueled by your own misery and demise. You wear this mask to bring others closer and create bonds of friendship that will outlast time itself, at the cost of your own.
kinda sad huh... i might change it a bit but it gives you a feel for the first chapter... not "hey lets go outside, ok" if you know what I mean. anyways hope you all enjoy the rewrite thats happening, a lots changing so when you read this again try to look at it from a new perspective, not looking for the original story with different words... again though, it has the same characters and concept just slightly balanced and more like camping (in tents) hope you all didnt forget about me (actually I hope you did so when I re-write this it will be like BLAM where did this come from?) Still going to continue F.U.C.K.s and try to make this reader interactive and such, after all I like getting ideas from readers (lets me know what they like) Anyways I have some very important procrasterbation to do so yea...
