Imagine if one day, you and your friend woke up, not humans but a Pegasus and a Draconequus.
Imagine if you woke up on Fluttershy's couch. You don't scream, but you look at yourself to see if you're still human. You're not, but you're not a pony. You're a draconequus. NOW you scream. You hear someone else scream, the same has happened to them, except they're a pegasus.....
Brace yourself......... AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
co-written with Inkysplat :) Contains mild language
AHHHH!!! An ear piercing shriek echoed through Fluttershy’s cottage, waking her and all her animals up, she stormed into the front room of her cottage, only to find Discord of all draconaquus' on her couch, screaming as if he woke up in somepony else's body,
'Um, hello Discord' Fluttershy was pretty annoyed, she'd just woke up to Discord's ear piercing screech, at this point in time there were two questions in her mind, how and why,
Discord looked at her, then continued to scream 'AHHHHHHH!!!!!'
'WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!! STOP IT DISCORD IT'S FIVE AM, PONYS WILL START TO COMPLAIN!!!! SHUT UP!!! If you want to of course' she had her hooves up covering her ears by now
Discord finally calmed down a bit
'Sorry Fluttershy, I'm just a bit shocked'
'Why the buck are you shocked, your not the one who got woken up at five in the morning on a Saturday for Celestia's sake!! How did you even get in?!'
'I dont know!!!'
'How can you not know, your here, aren't you?' then she began to think aloud to herself 'Or was Gummy swimming in the punch at Pinkie's party last night?' Discord looked at her in a way that said "what the actual-?" Fluttershy saw he was confused, 'If he was then I could be hallucinating,' she explained calmly
'Oh, Right, well your not hallucinating and I don't know how I got into your DIMENSION let alone your cottage!'
'What? You've always been in Equestria Discord, you do realize that?
'No I haven't, I went to sleep in my bed at home, with my cat Guiney on my head as always, but now I'm awake and in a fricking draconaquus body, on your couch, IN EQUESTRIA!!
'You have a cat!! Oh my gosh I lovee cats! what colour is it? Is it a girl or a boy? Whats it's favorite-' Discord shot her a look 'sorry, what did you mean NOW your a draconaquus?? Haven't you always been?' Fluttershy was concerned, she wasn't sure if he was going mental, he couldn't even remember what species he was!
'No! I'm not Discord, im Rachel-Marie, a Human girl!'
Fluttershy fainted.
'Hey, hey Fluttershy? You alright?' Rachel-Marie kept saying the same thing, it had been five minutes and Fluttershy was still unconscious and she had no idea what to do, 'Fluttershyyyy, wake up' She'd tried everything she could think of, and since all that hadn't worked, she resorted to whining, 'Oh! Ugh' she face-um... pawed herself, how could she have been so stupid, 'I'm freaking Discord, I have magic!' she held her claw up 'aaandd..... WAKE UP!' Nothing happened 'um... wake upp NOW' still nothing, 'ugh why wont you just wake up?!'
'Discord? what are you doing here?' Fluttershy woke up, rubbed her eyes and spoke drowsily,
'HA! It worked! I'm a freaking genius!!' She started to flail her arms a round and did a little dance, she was pretty happy with herself to be honest,
'Whats going on?? Last thing I remember is you saying... oh...'
'Yup,' Rachel nodded as she spoke 'you know, its strange, I was literally talking to my friend Skyla about this the other day, we were imagining what would happen if one day we woke up as....... ' Discords face dropped 'We need to find Rainbow Dash, NOW!'
'R-Rainbow??' Fluttershy whispered, she had no idea what could've happened to one of her best friends and was quite worried,
'HEY SKYLA!! WAKE UP YA BUM NUFFLE!!' Rachel had taken a bit of a different approach,
'Bum nuffle??'
'Yea, it's something me and Skyla call eachother, it's abit weird now that I think about it'
'Just a bit' Fluttershy was being uncharacteristicly sarcastic, maybe she'd been around Discord too long and was getting slightly corupted,
'SKYLA!!! WAKE UP!!' She continued to scream at Rainbow, only going of a hunch that this was indeed her friend,
Rainbow rolled over in her cloud and mumbled something 'What time is it?'
'umm.......... 5:30 hehe' Fluttershy was quiet and still slightly nervous
'Well why'd you wake me up at this time, I dont need to get up until 7:15, that way i have an hour to get ready! Plus, my bed has accepted me as one of it's own, if I leave now I might break the trust!'
'Skyla?'
'WHAT!?!'
'Open your eyes!'
'NO! IM GOING BACK TO SLEEP!' She was fully awake by now and there was no way she was getting back to sleep but she was refusing to open her eyes so early in the day
'Skyla, you have to get up'
'Rachel-Marie? Dafuq you doin' here?'
'Open your flippin' eyes and find out!' Rachel and Skyla were having a full convosation, by this time Fluttershy could see that this wasn't her Rainbow Dash, this was someone called Skyla and she wasnt going to make this even more awkward by talking to her,
'Ughh! Fine' Hesatent, she opened her majenta eyes, then screamed.
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!'
'Skyla!!! Stop scraming!!!!'
'NO!' She took a big breath in then..... 'AHHHHHHHHHH!!'
Both Rachel and Flutter had their..... um... the bottoms of their legs/arms on their ears, trying to drownout the screams,
'SKYLA SHUT UP!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!' Fluttershy screamed, she was getting tired of all this screaming
'fine'
'good'
'wait,' Rachel interupted the silence 'you havn't looked away from, well.... up! Why are you screaming?'
'MY CELING! ITS ANIMATED!! WHY WOULDN'T I SCREAM?!?! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!'
'Well then, get up'
'But my bed, it's sooo warm!'
'Skyla! Move yo fat flank'
'My wha-?'
'F-l-a-n-k, flank' Skyla's face dropped when she realised what Rachel meant by "flank", she heald up her hooves........ and before she could scream, she fainted.
Rachel-Marie held up her claw and slapped Skyla, right across her cyan face, causing her to wake up, 'What the crap was that for?!?......' she began to scream but before she had the chance, she had a yellow hoof covering her mouth, 'I will not have you screaming again! Unless you want to, that's fine....' Fluttershy was very annoyed, but to be fair, you can't really blame her, she'd had quite a big 45 minutes, she woke up at 5 to the deafening screeches of Discord appearing in her living room, then her other friend constantly screaming and fainting and screaming and fainting again!!! 'Be careful, she's a licker' Rachel warned her, Fluttershy shot her hoof away from the blue pagusus in less than a second, 'ewwww!!' she said shaking her hoof, she wasn't quick enough, 'it's all wet!' 'HAHA! teach you to shove yer hoof in me mouth!' 'That is the last time I wake up a fainted pony, alright? Why are you all fainting, you guys are two of the most loved main characters, I'm not even a registered species!!' 'Sorry...' Rainbow and Fluttershy mumbled in unison, 'Alright, now let's have some fun!' 'What do you mean fun?' Fluttershy asked, she was worried as to what Discord meant by 'fun', even if it wasn't Discord himself, she had no idea if this girl was sane or not! 'Well, I'm Discord,' Rachel-Marie stared 'yeah... soo..' 'Sooo, I must have powers, right?!' 'Where are you going with this Rachel??' Skyla was worried as well, she knew something that Fluttershy was about to find out.... this girl was a complete and utterpsychopath!!! 'Well....' Rachel took in a deep breath 'I've always wanted to try that thing where he fills a glass from the top down, then drinks the glass and the chocolate milk explodes!!' 'ohmygod yes!' Then again.. so was Skyla 'What?!' Fluttershy was mortified, she these...um..mares?..... uhh..... the mare and the draconaquus, weren't what you would call normal but she still couldn't believe Skyla was happy to do this, especially after she just seemed so worried as to what Rachel was planing 'Whats wrong Flutters?' Skyla was confused plus, she'd never really seen Fluttershy be anything but a pushover who doesn't stand up for what she believed was wrong, either what they were going to do was really frickin' bad, or.... Fluttershy was learning to be more assertive, 'Whats-!? Your proposing we set off a bomb-' yeah.... I guess it was really frickin' bad, or both..... I'm gonna go with both, 'chocolate milk' Rachel argued '-a bomb-' Fluttershy was being strangely assertive, maybe Hasbro finished season 5 and were making us wait over a year because they don't like us really and in season 5 Flutters becomes Flutter-not-shy......... I don't know where that came from.... well..... i now dub Flutter-not-shy as canon 'CHOCOLATE MILK!' 'explosive chocolate milk, in Ponyville- you know, the place we all live, before Celestia has even raised the flippin' sun?!!?' See? Assertive and bad!! 'Exactly!' No matter how bad it was, both Rachel and Skyla wanted to see chocolate milk explode, it's not an opportunity you often get, 'ugh fine' (well that was easy) 'YEY!!'