Getting Blitzed

by Mr101

First published

During one of Bubble Berry's random parties, Barbara and Rainbow Blitz have some alcohol fueled fun.

[Sort of Prequel to 'Dreams of a Dragoness']


Prior to the events of 'Dreams of a Dragoness', Barb has a raunchy night of alcohol fueled fun with Rainbow Blitz at one of Bubble Berry's impromptu out-of-nowhere parties.


Anthro rule 63 characters all aged up.


Gift for one of my best friends, Vexy.

The Hangover Part 3.5

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Getting Blitzed

The town of Ponyville was quiet.

The townsfolk tucked away in their homes sleeping away as the moon shone down, bathing the town in a light glow. The only place that didn’t have residents who were sleeping, was Sugarcube Corner. On the outside it would appear the store was all but silent save for the flashing lights coming from the windows.

On the inside however, it was a different story.

Dotted around several tables, all covered in full or half empty tankards, were dozens of kegs that contained cider—courtesy of Applejack—along with various foodstuffs. Loud, pounding music blared through giant speakers attached to a giant DJ desk that Bubble Berry was currently manning with a large grin on his face. Around the floor of the bakery were the rest of the elements of harmony and Barbara.

They had recently successfully defeated a legion of changelings that had tried to infiltrate the town, and were currently celebrating thanks to one of Bubble’s out-of-nowhere parties and had been partying for the past five hours. Thankfully, Mr and Mrs Cake along with their children were out of town visiting relatives and did not have to put up with the loud blaring music.

Everyone present had drunk a fairly large amount of alcohol and the levels of drunkenness varied from individual to individual.

Dusk Shine—who has placed a charm on the building, creating a soundproof barrier as to not disturb the town—was currently dancing, albeit badly, in the middle of the dance floor. A tankard in one hand and a goofy grin on his face, his tongue dangling out as he twirled around, much to the amusement of his friends.

Elusive was sitting at a table, clapping along to Dusk’s dancing whilst now and again taking sips from a glass of wine, a red tint stained his cheeks as he continued to giggle to himself.

“Go, Dusk. Such a fantastic dancer!” Elusive slurred.

Applejack was also dancing away nearby, waving his hat around as he swayed from side to side spilling some cider from his tankard.

“Hoo-ee!” Applejack shouted. “This party was a great idea, Bubble!”

“When are they never?” Bubble shouted back.

Butterscotch was currently sitting at a table sipping away at some apple juice. He had a few tankards of cider already but didn’t want to overdo himself and had switched to apple juice once he had felt the buzz start to kick in. He’d spent the last ten minutes simply giggling like a young colt at Dusk’s dancing, thanking Solaris there was someone worse off than him.

“Come on—” Dusk interrupted himself with a loud hiccup. “Butterscotch! Come and dance!”

“O-oh… I’m fine thank you…” Butterscotch nervously replied.

“Nonsense!” Applejack laughed. “Ya’ll need to show Dusk how real colts dance!”

“Yeah, Scotchy!” Bubble added. “Your dance moves are killer!”

Butterscotch swallowed nervously as his friends encouragements, coupled with the slight buzz, gave him a small confidence boost and he got up and slowly made his way to the floor. He started off dancing slowly but soon the infectious sound of the music overtook him and he started to dance like a demon on fire, shocking Dusk Shine who drunkenly stared with a dropped jaw.

“Hah! Ah told ya’ll Butterscotch can dance!” Applejack laughed as he danced alongside his friend.

“Go, Scotchy go!” Bubble shouted.

Over on another table, surrounded by empty and full tankards—the remnants of an ongoing drinking contest—both with reddened cheeks sat Barb and Rainbow Blitz. They watched their friends dancing and couldn’t stop laughing at them.

“Oh man,” Blitz cackled slightly. “I love that they think they can dance!”

“Yeah!” Barb added with a tipsy grin.

“Right, ready for round… what round are we on now?” Blitz blinked at the dragoness.

“Hell if I know,” Barb giggled. “I lost count after the first ten pints.”

“Ah to hell with it, lets just keep going till you drop,” Blitz smirked.

“Pssh!” Barb waved him off. “Doubt it, dragons can hold their own bodyweight in booze, and then some!”

“We’ll see!” Blitz grinned confidently.

They both grabbed a full tankard and looked at one another with determined grins.

“On the count of three,” Blitz said.

“One,” Barb started.

“Two,” Blitz added.

“Three!” they both said in unison.

With a clack of the tankards, they threw their heads back as they started to down the cider as quickly as they could. They both slammed the tankards down in unison and belched before sighing in contentment.

“D-dang… another… another tie,” Blitz said with a slight slur of his words.

“No way, I so beat you that time!” Barb protested, poking Blitz in the chest. “You’re already slurring, unlike me!”

“Pfft, as if!” Blitz scoffed.

Blitz knew that it would take a fair bit more cider to get Barb to the point he was soon approaching, thanks to their natural born high high-resistance to substances like alcohol. It didn’t deter him though, however, with wiping the floor with the smug dragoness.

He looked over to their friends who were still dancing, save for Elusive who had face planted the table and was sound asleep, the glass of wine still clutched in his grip. Blitz snorted as he picked up another tankard along with Barb, drinking down its contents and murmuring happily to himself.

When he placed his tankard down, he looked over to Barb ready to suggest another round when he couldn’t help examine her body and felt some blood rush south. His eyes gazed down her slender back before they came to her ass. He smirked as he ogled it for a few moments before he looked up at the confused looking dragoness, an idea popping into his head.

“Say…” he said slowly. “Wanna make this more interesting?”

“How so?” Barb asked, propping her elbows on the table and leaning forwards slightly.

“We can always make some bets? You know, like the winner decides what the loser has to do whatever the winner says, or risk doing a forfeit.”

“Sure, why not,” Barb agreed, smirking confidently. “What kinda forfeit?”

“Each time you refuse the challenge, you gotta take an item of clothing off,” Blitz smirked.

Barb gulped as she bit her lip before growling slightly, her alcohol fueled determination deciding her answer for her, “You’re on! And just so ya know, I’ve been holding back on how quick I can drink.”

“Not the only one,” Blitz smirked.

“Alright then,” Barb said, picking up a tankard and smirking. “Count of three?”

“Yeap.”

Both counted down again and quickly drank down their tankards, Blitz had stopped mid way and started coughing as some of the liquid went down the wrong way allowing Barb to win. She smirked triumphantly and slammed the empty tankard down on the table.

“I win, I think.”

“Yeah, yeah… so what’s my forfeit then?” Blitz grumbled.

“Hmm… you have to… hmmm,” Barb tapped a claw against her chin as she thought before spotting a glass of pickled eggs which Bubble insisted on bringing to the party. “You gotta drink that pickle juice in one go.”

Blitz stuck his tongue out and recoiled in disgust, “Barb, you know I hate pickled onions!”

“What’s that?” Barb gasped mockingly. “The great, Rainbow Blitz, giving up?”

“Hell no!” Blitz growled and leant over, knocking over some of the empty tankards, and grabbed the jar.

He pulled the lid off and stared at the liquid, his stomach groaning in protest as it seemed to know what Blitz was up to, “Do I have to?”

“Yeep!” Barb smirked.

“I’m so getting you back for this…” Blitz glared.

Suuure,” Barb giggled. “Now drink!”

Blitz prayed to Solaris that he wouldn’t vomit and as quick as he could, downed the whole jar much to the amusement of the dragoness. He coughed hard as he placed the container down and glared at Barb who was in a fit of roaring laughter.

Blitz grabbed some water that had been placed out by Butterscotch prior to the festivities so everyone could rehydrate and he vigorously rinsed out his mouth as Barb continued to laugh at him.

“Right, you’re going down!” Blitz declared grabbing a tankard.

Barb merely smirked as they counted down and clanked their tankards together, and chugged the cider. This time, Blitz won much to Barb’s annoyance.

“Hah! Told ya!” Blitz grinned wiping his mouth.

Barb grumbled as she wiped her own mouth, waiting for the payback Blitz was sure to deliver.

“Aaaaall right, Barb!” Blitz grinned. “You see, dear ol’ Elusive over there?”

“Oh Solaris…” Barb groaned.

Blitz stood up and carefully made his way over to a counter where he leant over and rummaged till he found what he wanted, “And you see this ol’ marker pen?”

“Oh Solaris!” Barb shook her head.

“Be a sport and doodle some lovely cocks all over his face,” Blitz smirked evilly.

Barb swallowed and looked over to Elusive who had since gotten up and leant back into the chair asleep, exposing his face. She looked back at Blitz nervously, a little uneasy about defacing the face of the stallion she had a crush on.

“Blitz…”

“So you gunna forfeit?” Blitz smirked.

Barb glared at him, determined not to let the pegasus best her and stood up, “Hell no!”

Blitz watched in glee as Barb stormed over to Elusive, each step becoming less and less confident till she was standing beside the white stallion. Luckily for her, the others were too engrossed in their own fun to notice her and she swallowed her nervousness.

All right Barb… you can do this. You’re not going to lose to Blitz!

Taking the lid off, she carefully started her work. She could hear Blitz laughing behind her as she defaced Elusive’s face with drawings of cocks of various sizes until there was little to no room left.

Blushing a deep shade of red, she quickly caped the pen and made her way back to Blitz wqho was baning his fist on the table as he cried with laughter.

“Oh by Solaris that is priceless! Way to go Barb!” Blitz said.

“I’m so dead when he wakes up…” Barb groaned.

“Naaah, relax. I won’t tell ‘im,” Blitz grinned. “Now… back to business…”


“You want me to do, what?!” Blitz cried.

“You heard,” Barb smirked.

“No, there is no way I’m kissing AJ on the mouth!” Blitz protested.

“Not gunna do the challenge then? Take the shirt off!” Barb grinned.

“But.. I… fine!” Blitz grumbled and quickly removed his shirt, baring his athletic build.

Barb wolf whistled with a grin as she held back a laughter. They had carried on for twenty minutes or so after the initial start of the drinking challenge and in that time, Elusive’s face was now decorated in not just cocks, but coloured in cocks and his hand was now resting inside of a bowl of water. The spices salts and sugars had all been swapped around, Blitz had stolen Applejack’s prized tankard and hidden it somewhere in the shop.

During the whole time, Blitz had been having a slight difficult time trying to hide his ever growing alcohol-fueled arousal. Blitz took a swig from his Tankard as Barb twirled his shirt and—what looked like to Blitz—smirked almost seductively as she eyed his bare chest, like a predator hungrily watching its prey.

“Okay, Barb…” Blitz belched as he slammed the tankard down. “Seeing as we’re tied… wanna make this even more interesting?”

“How so?” Barb asked, tossing his shirt behind her.

Blitz paused for a moment as he tapped his chin, “Any suggestions?”

“I got one,” Barb smirked mischieviously. “Whoever loses has to do whatever the other one wants, no refusal.”

“So… if you won?” Blitz asked.

Barb smirked deviously, “You have to go and hit on Applejack and never let up, you also have to try and kiss him on the lips passionately.”

Blitz’s jaw dropped in disbelief as the dragoness smirked at him, “You can’t be serious…”

“Or… you could just admit to everyone in town I’m better than you at this,” Barb grinned, her alcohol-fueled confidence rising every second.

Blitz glared at her and took another moment to examine her body before a mischievous and slightly despicable idea came into his head, “Alright, Barb. You’re on!”

“And if you win?” Barb asked.

“You’ll see,” Blitz smirked. “Okay, rules are you have to get rid of the liquid as quick as you can, okay?”

“I already know that, Blitz,” Barb rolled her eyes.

“Okay, on the count of three then?” Blitz said.

“One,” Barb started.

“Two,” Blitz added.

“Three!” they said in unison.

As Barb started to down her drink, Blitz smirked and chuckled the contents of his behind him emptying it, “Hah, I win!”

Barb swallowed hard and choked slightly as she stared at him with mixture of shock and anger, “T-that’s cheating!”

“I never stated how we were to get rid of the cider,” Blitz smugly smirked.

“But… I.. ugh!” Barb groaned. “Fine, what do I have to do? I assume its Elusive related isn’t it?”

“Actually, no. It’s not,” he replied.

“Oh? Then what?”

Blitz parted his legs slightly and Barb blushed staring at the bulge that was starting to form. Blitz lightly blushed but smirked none the less and watched her movements, leaning back into his chair more.

“Y-you're not serious? Blitz, you’re drunk. I’m not fucking sucking you off!” Barb growled as she stared at his bulge, trying to pry her eyes from it..

Blitz blinked as he realised exactly what he had just said to her and winced slightly, “Shit… Barb I’m sorry, I guess it is just the booze talking. Look, you don’t have to… I’ll think of something else.”

Barb snorted at him and finally turned away, blushing heavily. She didn’t want to admit to him, however, when she had seen his bulge she had felt her heart beat increase and she’d felt warmer. She tried to push the images that had creeped into her head but all they did was kickstart her now ever growing arousal. And something inside her clicked, something almost primal.

You know what? You never have any proper fun, Barb, she thought to herself. Fuck everything tonight, just go with it and give the stallion a blow!

“So... how about—”

“No, you know what? To hell with it, I’ll do it.,” Barb interrupted him with a glare.

“You, wait. Huh?” Blitz stared dumbfounded at her.

Barb jabed a claw in his chest with a low, but playful, growl, “You heard, I’ll do it. But not here…”

Blitz smelt the alcohol on her breath and knew she was clearly drunk, or at least near it. Before he could say anything, Barb got up and grabbed his ear and dragged the stallion away from the room and into the hallway. Barb let go of him as she opened a closet door and shoved him inside, she looked around waiting to see if the others had noticed their disappearance.

Thankfully, they hadn’t.

She quickly entered the closet and closed it behind her. Blitz simply stood against the wall a little surprised at what was actually going on, and a little excited, as Barb pulled on a string that connected to a light and turned it on, lighting the room in a dim glow.

“Barb… I—”

“Not a word,” Barb interrupted with a smirk. “And you tell no one about this.”

“Barb, you’re as drunk as I am,” Blitz said. “You don’t actually have to do this, I was just messing about!”

“No I’m not, at least not yet,” Barb stuck her tongue out..

Blitz gulped and stifled a groan when Barb grabbed his crotch and firmly squeezed it, a seductive and confident smirk on her face, “And besides, I’m not backing down and being beaten by you, fly boy. And I’m going to suck you so dry you wont walk or fly straight for weeks.”

Blitz blinked, shocked at what she said. He didn’t know what to think of this Barb, he simply put it down to alcohol but something in her eyes told him something different. Her pupils had become more slit like in appearance and she had been giving off a low growl ever since they had entered the closet. It reminded him of when she was younger and had a greed growth spurt.

I-Is Barb having a greed-like moment… over my cock?! Blitz thought in alarm.

Barb swished her tail slowly as she knelt on the floor, resting her ass on the back of her legs as she quickly started to unbuckle Blitz’s jeans. Blitz watched her with wide eyes as he gritted his teeth and she pulled his jeans down around his knees and rubbed her hand over his bulge firmly, making the pegasus hiss as a wave of pleasure shot through his body.

Barb ignored the noises the pegasus was making, only wanting one thing now and one thing only. She quickly yanked down his boxers to his knees, freeing the cyan stallions hard shaft from its cloth prison. Barb licked her lips as it bounced free and stood rigid at attention, occasionally throbbing.

The usually cool and calm Blitz was blushing bright red, still trying to get his head around the situation. Barb—one of his best friends—was now mere inches from his cock, and from the look on her face, she was looking forward to claiming her prize. Blitz couldn’t decide if he liked this drunk side of Barb.

“Barb—”

Blitz was interrupted as Barb giggled to herself and trailed her fork tongue from the base of his shaft to the tip, adding a little flick of her tongue at the tip making the pegasus moan and arch his back.

“O-oh fuck!” Blitz whined.

Barb focused her eyes on the head of his cock, placing a kiss on the head before wrapping her lips around it and starting to take it into her mouth. Blitz moaned as he reactively bucked slightly as she started to bob her head. Barb closed her eyes as she started her slow rhythm, thinking on how to torment and tease the pegasus as much as she could.

Blitz, however, started to feel a sudden rush of pleasure coming from his sack.

“B-Barb!” he panicked.

Barb’s response came as a surprised muffle and Blitz groaned and came into her mouth unexpectedly. The dragoness removed her head from his shaft and blinked, surprised it lasted that long and look up to Blitz who was blushing a deep red from embarrassment.

“Ten seconds flat… really?” Barb asked, tilting her head with a smirk.

“I swear… that has never happened before…” Blitz insisted.


“Ah come on, Blitz,” Barb chuckled before downing the rest of her tankard. “Not ever stallion’s gunna be amazing in the sack.”

Blitz glared at her as he aimlessly twirled his finger in his cider. After Blitz’s ‘early start’ they had returned back to the main room where surprisingly none of the others had even noticed they had gone. By now, Elusive was still passed out and covered in cock drawings, Butterscotch had seemingly started on the alcohol again and was twirling around, locked arm in arm with Dusk Shine, both singing loudly to the music blaring through Bubble Berry’s speaker. Applejack and Bubble Berry were also dancing nearby, each one had a tankard in each hand and enjoying themselves.

And for the past twenty minuets, Blitz had been moping as Barb drank through her teasing laughter.

“Look, just drop it alright? That’s the first, and last, time that’s happened,” Blitz growled.

Barb wrapped an arm round his neck and gave him a kiss on the cheek and giggled, “Sorry man, I just find it too funny!”Don’t worry though, I won’t tell anypony.”

As Barb grabbed another tankard and started to sip, she watched Blitz mope out of the corner of her eye she couldn’t stop thinking about the stallion’s shaft and how disappointed she couldn’t do more to him. The more she thought about what she had planned on doing to him, she felt her cheeks redden with a familiar warmth and a low growl rumbled from her chest. She shifted in her seat and crossed her legs, feeling a burning sensation come from her nether region.

Barb felt her mind being taken over by her arousal and she licked her lips, her claws tapped against the side of her tankard gently.

I don’t care what Dusk might think… I’m not done with you yet. fly boy… Barb wants more!

Barb lowered her tankard and smirked as she thought of an idea. With a fake groan of annoyance, she knocked a tankard off the table and onto the floor where it rolled under the tablecloth.

“Damnit…” she mumbled.

Blitz paid no attention to her as he continued to sulk and rest his chin on his palm, not seeing Barb slink under the table. He suddenly yelped and jumped in his seat as he felt something fondle at his crotch. Lifting the covers and looking down, he saw Barb mere inches away from his crotch and had already gotten his belt buckle and jean button undone.

“What the hell are you doing?!” Blitz hissed in surprise

“Apologising for teasing,” Barb replied with a giggle, slipping his now semi hard shaft out. “Besides, I didn’t get what I wanted.”

Blitz watched her and saw the same eyes he saw earlier, the eyes of a dragoness who wanted something and was going to have it regardless of what he said. He looked up to see what the others were doing as he stifled a moan, feeling Barb’s tongue gently caressing his balls. Blitz tried to keep a cool appearance up as to not give away what was going on under the table, taking his tankard and starting to drink in order to muffle a moan as his cock was lavished with a tongue bathing courtesy of Barb’s long, reptilian tongue.

Okay, she’s gotta be drunk by now. This isn’t happening… this isn’t happening… he thought to himself.

Ah come on man! She clearly wants the dick, so let her have it! First pegasus to be sucked off by a dragoness, amirite? another part of him cheered

He spluttered into his tankard and arched forwards when he felt Barb wrap her head around his cock and take it halfway down her mouth, her tongue firmly wrapped around it.

Fuck it, I’m going all in, he thought and smirked.

Blitz leant back and continued to drink as his breathing started to increase. He closed his eyes, smirking to himself as he reached under the table to gently hold onto Barb’s head and guided her down his shaft as she continued to bob her head at an even pace. The image of what was going on played out in Blitz’s head. As his friends danced nearby, he was getting a blow job from a dragoness—a hot one at that—and they’d be none the wiser.

The thought only drove his arousal higher.

The situation was the same for Barb. She knew what she was doing was a huge risk, and she knew it was mostly down to the alcohol but at that moment in time. She didn’t care one bit. The thought of her friends and her brother figure catching her like she was only aroused her more, and the more she thought about it the more she wanted to feel Blitz’s shaft inside of her.

Barb moaned softly around the shaft as she closed her eyes, breathing heavily through her nose and starting to bob her head in time with the beat of the music, using her free claws to gently fondle the cyan pegasus’ ball sack.

Blitz slammed the tankard down on the table and sighed in contentment, stifling a groan as he noticed the pattern Barb was bobbing her head in and smirked. He started to gently buck into her mouth as to not draw too much attention to himself also in time to the beat but in the reverse direction Barb was going in. He could just hear Barb gagging gently over the music as she started to take him deeper into her throat, wiggling her tongue as much as she could over the shaft.

Blitz closed his eyes, letting the incredible pleasure overtake him and let the music flood his ears. As the volume of the music grew louder and louder, Blitz started to let out the moans and groans he had been holding back as Barb increased the movement of her head in time with the increase of the tempo.

He gritted his teeth as he felt his orgasm building up again and forced Barb to take his cock deep into her throat each time she went down on him, causing the dragoness to gag loudly and a soft slurp sound escape from under the table.

“F-Fuck I’m close, Barb!” Blitz groaned.

Barb replied by moving her head up and started to bob her head only half way, using her hand to pump the lower half. Blitz hissed through his teeth as he stuck his legs out straight and arched forwards slightly. With one final gasp he came hard into Barb’s mouth, shooting his seed in several blasts, hitting the back of the dragoness’ throat. She moaned softly as she swallowed wave after wave as best she could, gently decreasing the speed of her head movements.

Blitz panted as he fell back into the backrest of his chair and smirked down at the dragoness who slipped her head off his cock with a pop and smirked back up at him as she kissed the undershaft.

“Told you... I can last longer,” Blitz panted with a grin.

“Mmm… good boy,” she giggled and slipped out from under the table and leant her back against him, reaching for a tankard.

“So, how was it then?” Blitz asked with a cocky tone to his voice. “Best cock you’ve ever blown?”

“Well, apart form the uh… ‘false start’,” Barb giggled as Blitz gave her a glare. “Was damn good for my first!”

“Wait, your first?” Blitz asked.

“Mhm!”

“You’re fucking drunk aren’t you, gotta be by now,” Blitz laughed as he watched her drink from her tankard.

“Lil bit,” she giggled.

Blitz looked over at their friends and smirked, “I fancy showing this sorry bastards how a real stallion dances, fancy helping me?”

“Sure,” Barb grinned, slamming her tankard down. “Let’s show ‘em how it’s done!”


Blitz and Barb laughed as they flopped back into their seats, each sweating and chests heaving. They both clanked the re-filled tankards they had filled prior to sitting down and started to chug down their victory drinks. Both the pegasus and the dragoness had just gotten done showing Dusk, Bubble, Butterscotch and Applejack how to dance.

Or at least they thought they had.

Instead, they had drunkenly held hands and swung around each other whilst trying to sing in time with the words, badly. They eventually stopped when Blitz let go of Barb and he spun onto the floor, laughing as he fell onto his backside watching the dragoness flail around before falling on her own rump laughing. Helping her up to her feet, he then wrapped an arm around her shoulders and vice versa as the two drunks stumbled over to the kegs and got themselves another round of cider before making their way over to their seats.

“Oh man… we fucking suck at dancing drunk,” Blitz laughed.

“Speak for yourself,” Barb playfully shoved him. “I was awesome.”

“Pfft… whatever,” Blitz laughed as he downed his tankard.

Barb bit her lip as she crossed her legs, the alcohol—coupled with the arousal that still burned within her—caused images to race in her mind. Blitz saw her staring at him with a seductive look and he smirked, not giving a damn now as he couldn’t get the image of Barb sucking him off out of his head.

“Hey… Blitz?” Barb asked, flashing him a seductive smirk.

“Yes,” Blitz grinned. grabbing her hand and dragging her into the hallway.

As soon as they were alone in the hallway, Blitz pushed her up against the wall and locked his lips with hers in a passionate drunken kiss. Barb groaned into his mouth and wrapped her legs around his waist, grinding her crotch into his as she felt his growing bulge press against her, and rolled her tongue with his wrapping her arms around his neck. Blitz held her up against the wall by her ass which he started to roughly fondle and rolled his tongue with hers, closing his eyes as they both tongue wrestled.

Pulling back so they both could take in more air, Barb locked her lips with his again, the force making Blitz stumble back slightly and start stumbling down the hallway. He backed into a door that led into the kitchen, still engaging in a tongue wrestling match with Barb.

He spun round on the spot and walked over to a counter and placed her down on it, Barb pulled him into her as she dragged her claws down his bare back making the pegasus shiver and arch his back. Blitz retaliated by nipping at the dragoness’ neck which made her moan softly and tilt her head to give him more access to it.

Barb wrapped her legs tighter around Blitz’s waist as he started to kiss up her neck and back to her lips, giving her several quick kisses as he grinded against her. Barb started to grind back into him as best she could, growling gently as she dug her claws into Blitz’s back.

She laid down, arching herself slightly as she three off her tank top and bra, revealing her bare chest to Blitz who grinned at the sight before she fumbled with her belt buckle on her shorts. Blitz smirked and started to undo his own belt buckle. He soon wiggled his hips making his jeans fall to his feet, he then helped Barb take off her shorts, his eyes gazing at her moist panties. Barb smirked at him as she slipped them off and twirled them on the end of her claw before tossing them to the ground and spreading her legs.

Blitz felt his cock strain against the fabric of his boxers as he stared at her pussy with a lustful gaze. Barb giggled and flicked his nose.

“Gunna do something or just gunna stand there?”

Blitz replied by kissing her lips and pulled his boxers down, releasing his cock onto her pussy. The dragoness moaned into his mouth as the warmth from the stallion's shaft hit her instantly. She began to grind against him as she rolled her tongue again with his inside his mouth, coating the underside and head of the stallions shaft with her juices.

Barb broke the kiss and laid on her back fully, spreading her legs as she looked up at Blitz with a seductive smirk, her cheeks tinted red. Blitz positioned the head of his cock at her lips but stopped as he looked at the dragoness.

“Wait.. are you a… you know,” he said.

“I’ll get used to it,” Barb replied. “Just... go slow, alright?”

Blitz nodded a he pushed his shaft in slowly. Barb winced at first as her walls stretched around his girth, biting her teeth together as she felt a tinge of pain shoot through her. She’d used toys before when she had been alone in the house when Dusk was out but it felt completely different now that she had the real thing pushing into her. Blitz noticed her pained expression and stopped to make sure she was okay.

“I-I’m fine… just, hold on…” Barb muttered.

Blitz nodded and leant down to kiss her as she rolled her hips slightly, getting herself adjusted before pulling him in closer by his waist giving him the okay to continue. Blitz gritted his teeth as he started to thrust into her slowly, inch by inch, feeling her walls clamp around his cock.

Barb whimpered slightly as the pain started to hit her a bit more, she felt a liquid pool around her and knew that Blitz had popped her cherry as he continued his slow thrusting. She leant her body back fully on the counter as the pain started to fade away and pleasure began to overtake her senses.

Blitz grunted slightly as he held onto her hips and patiently kept his slow pace, though the slow pace was driving him wild and he struggled to keep himself from slamming into the dragoness.

Barb moaned as she arched her back, “F-faster, Blitz… please!”

Blitz thanked Solaris as he gritted his teeth and started to increase his rhythm, his cock throbbing inside of her as he closed his eyes, groaning from the warmth. Barb started to pant softly as her claws curled behind her on the counter, digging into the wooden surface. Her tail swung in random patterns below her as she let her tongue dangle out of her mouth.

She had masturbated before but the feeling she was experiencing was just too much, her mind was going hazy as the cyan pegasus started to pound into her faster and faster, the soft grunts and moans he gave off only making her arousal increase.

Blitz leant his head back as he panted softly, listening to the dragoness moan below him along with the soft sounds of his hips slamming into her. He tried to mimic what she had done earlier with him and keep his thrusting in time with the beat of the music, duly thudding from the other room. He let go of her hips and moved her to her side, holding one leg up and over his shoulder, hugging it as he slammed into her.

Barb gasped at the sudden movement but welcomed it, leaning her head on her left arm as her braced against the counter with her other arm, her body jolting forwards with every thrust.

“F-fuuuuck, Barb!” Blitz groaned. “You’re so tight.”

Barb flicked her tail as she blushed lightly, moaning as her body was racked with wave after wave of pleasure. She let her mind be taken by the alcohol fueled pleasure, coupled with the booming music coming from next door and closed her eyes as all rational thoughts left her head.

“Aah! Oh Solaris, yes!” Barb cried out, her tongue flopped on the counter.

Blitz pushed forwards with his body, bending her leg more towards her head as he increased his thrusting, the sounds of his hips slapping into hers getting louder with each thrust. Barb panted heavily as she closed her eyes and felt her orgasm building up. Blitz could tell she was close judging by her facial expression and he started to thrust faster, grunting and flicking his tail as he felt his own orgasm building again, his cock twitching inside of Barb.

“Barb, I’m close,” Blitz moaned. “Do you?”

“N-not inside,” Barb gasped as she met his gaze. “I-I’ll use my mouth again.”

Blitz nodded as she slapped his hips into her, gripping onto her leg tighter as his balls began to tighten. Barb whimpered softly before she suddenly cried out loudly, arching herself on the counter as she came hard over Blitz’s cock. Feeling her juices coat his cock nearly made Blitz blow his load.

Just as his orgasm neared its peak, he quickly slipped out of Barb who immediately knelt on the floor and started to pump his shaft rapidly, opening her mouth and letting her tongue dangle over her chin.

“Oh, fuck!” Blitz grunted as he came hard.

Barb growled softly as she felt his hot seed shoot out and land on her face and mouth, closing one of her eyes as the thick, sticky substance coated it. Blitz gripped the counter and gritted his teeth, inhaling sharply as he continued to coat the dragoness’s face with his seed, panting heavily as he looked down at her.

“F-fuck me…” Blitz panted.

“Already did,” Barb giggled as she used her fingers and tongue to clean her face.

“Wowzers! You guys really went at it!”

The two froze as they slowly turned on the spot to look behind where Barb was standing to see Bubble, leaning out from the door with a grin on his face.

“B-Bubble?!” Blitz stammered, covering himself up as best he could along with Barb. “W-what the hell?! How long have you been standing there?!”

“Oh a while,” he giggled. “Relax, Blitzy. I won’t tell.”

Blitz simply stared dumbfounded a this friend as Barb went a bright red blush.

“I’ll leave you guys alone… feel free to uh, continue in my room if you want,” Bubble said before winking at Barb. “Nice butt, Barb!”

The two watched as the in shock and confusion as the pink stallion left them alone before they slowly looked at each other.

“So…” Barb started.

“Want to head upstairs?” Blitz suggested.

“Hell, yes,” Barb grinned.


Barb winced in pain as the first rays of Solaris’ sun shone down on her from the window and she instinctively brought her arm up to shield the rays from her eyes. She sat up and yawned, holding her head and wincing again as his head started to pound slightly. Looking around the room, the first thing she noticed was that it wasn’t her bedroom, it was Bubble’s.

The second and third things she noticed, was that she was naked. And lying beside her was a naked Rainbow Blitz.

As if on cue, Blitz groaned as he sat up and held his head in pain. Barb started at him as her eyes widened and a large blush stained her cheeks, flashbacks of the previous night coming back to her. Her behaviour through the night, how she acted when drunk and then what she did whilst drunk.

“Fuck… never drinking that much again…” Blitz muttered as he looked to his left at the wall. “Wait… this isn’t my—”

He stopped mid-sentence as he looked to his right and saw the naked dragoness staring back at gi, the duvet covering her chest as she held them close to her body.

“Uh… morning, Barb?” Blitz said softly as he processed what he was seeing.

Then he remembered.

“Did… did we?” Blitz asked.

Barb merely nodded as her blush grew redder.

“Damn… I don’t remember much of it… I remember the kitchen…” Blitz muttered as he rubbed his head.

“Please don’t tell Dusk…” Barb whined. “He’d have a fit if he found out!”

Blitz winced as he held his throbbing head, “Don’t worry, Barb. I’m not gunna. Don’t think I want the egghead giving me a lecture along with the others. Long as you don’t… you know, mention my uh… ‘false start’,” he looked away as a tinge of red stained his cheeks.

Barb gave a sigh of relief and smiled with a nod before she wrapped her arms around the pegasus and gave him a hug, “Thanks…”

“No sweat,” Blitz smiled. “So… one time thing I gather then?”

Barb nodded and looked away a little guilty, thinking she may have hurt the pegasus’ feelings by wanting the night to remained a one time thing.

“No problem, Barb,” Blitz chuckled, giving her a reassuring smile. “And for the record…”

He leant down to her ear and whispered, “You’re a beast in the bed, Elusive is gunna have his world rocked when you two eventually get it on.”

Barb squeaked and gave him a shove as he started to laugh. Then held his head as the throbbing returned.

“One thing though…” Blitz muttered. “Why are we in Bubble’s bed?”

“‘Cos I said you could use it last night, silly!”

Blitz and Barbed yelped as they looked to the door to see a bright and cheerful Bubble Berry walk in carrying to trays with coffee, cereal, toast and pancakes for the two.

“W-What?!” Barb cried out, covering up her body.

“Easy!” Blitz whined holding his head as Barb meekly smiled apologetically.

“Relax, Barb,” Bubble giggled. “I already saw you naked last night when I walked in on your lurve making. You have a cute butt by the way!” he winked.

“U-uh… thanks?” Barb blushed brightly.

Bubble grinned and placed the two trays down for them.

“And don’t worry, I won’t tell anypony. Bubble promise!” he grinned.

Barb and Blitz sighed in relief as Bubble did his usual patterns and recited the promise system he created.

“So… what now?” Barb asked.

“Well… I should get back home and feed my main tortoise, poor guy’s probably wondering where I am,” Blitz replied.

“And Dusk is still asleep, Barb,” Bubble smiled. “I checked on him this morning to see if you can get in before he woke up, he doesn’t know you’re here.”

Barb blushed as Bubble giggled before smiling at the pink stallion, “Thanks, Bubble.”

As the two got out of the ebd and started to get into the clothes Bubble had brought up from downstairs, Barb smiled to herself warmly. It may have been a one nighter, but she would never forget the fun she had that night. But there was one thing niggling away in the back of her mind, something bad.

Like she had forgotten something…


“Oh… by Solaris my head…” Elusive wailed as he groggily rested his head against the bowl of the toilet.

He had woken up in his bed, with no clue on how he got there, and immediately felt his stomach gurgle. His speed in racing to the bathroom could have easily rivaled that of Rainbow Blitz. For the past twenty minutes, he’d been vomiting on and off, groaning as he replayed the previous nights images in his head.

“Why did I drink all that wine?” he whined. “So unlike a gentlecolt… never again!”

As he spat out the spit forming in his mouth and grabbed another sheet of toilet paper, wiping his mouth with it before flushing the toilet and heading to the bathroom mirror to inspect the damage to his mane.

He blinked groggily into the reflection as he tried to focus his vision. And when he did, his eyes went wide, the left one twitched violently as his pupils shook. His jaw dropped before he screamed loudly in a very ungentlecoltly way.

“SILVER BELLE?! WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE COCKS ALL OVER MY FACE?!

The End.