Hi my name is Max. Long story short I came home from work to find 12 mares from the show My little pony. Ya im a brony,so this was a dream come true,or have I gotten into something way over my head?
Hi my name is Max. Long story short I came home from work to find 12 mares from the show My little pony. Ya I'm a brony,so this was a dream come true,or have I gotten into something way over over my head?
Also I couldn't find any pictures of the main 6 and some background ponies in one. Sorry about that.
I got to my house after work and parked my car in my drive way. People sometimes are assholes. I mean I'm trying to get your damn order on time. Ya working a drive threw at Burger King sucks. Well at least I have a job at the age of nineteen. I walked up to my door and unlocked it,but before I opened it I heard a loud bang inside my house. I stopped and listened. I heard voices,female voices.....a lot of female voices. I was confused. There had to be like seven or eight women in my house. The thing that made me more confused was that they sounded like the ponies from the show My little pony. I was a brony. Not very many knew,but I swear I heard Flutteryshy say something. I took a deep breath and opened my door. Inside was a pile of colorful mares. They all looked at me. I stood there and fainted.
"Is he awake?"
"I don't know."
I woke up on the floor. My head hurt like hell and something was breathing on me. I then remembered the mares. I sat up fast and looked around. I counted twelve mares all surrounding me. I knew all of them by name. There was the main six and if your reading this story you should know there names. The others where other characters. Derpy, DJ-Pon3, Octavia, Spitfire,and Celestia and Luna. I looked at all of them. They all seemed confused and looked at me with aw. I got up and walked to the bathroom and shut the door.
I washed my face and and looked in the mirror. I'm I going insane? There are twelve mares in my living room right know. What do I do? How did they get here? I asked myself these questions and I found no answer to them. I dried my face and walked back out. The mares where looking at my house and touching things on my tables and book cases. They seemed to stick together in groups. The two princesses stayed together. The main six had there group and the others seemed to wonder around. I looked at them as they messed with my computer or my TV. They even messed with my underwear. I had a small laugh at this when Derpy hit a wrong key on my laptop and it made a peeping sound. She freaked out and flew away. The others heard my laugh and looked at me.
"Umm hey?" I said to them with a nerves smile. I rubbed the back of my head and smiled.
"It talked." Twilight said to me as they all starred at me waiting for me to say something else. Celestia walked up to me. She was at least three feet taller than me and stood over my like a tree.
"Are you the owner of this ummm house?" Celestia asked me.
"Uhh uhh y-yes." I said choking on my words.
"Well it seems that we have gotten here some how and we don't know how to get back. Is it ok if we stay?" Celestia asked me.
"Umm sure why not." I said to her. The ponies seemed to get a little happier and smiled.
"So uhh let me take you around my house." I said as I walked down my hallway. My house was a small two story house with a couple of bathroom,a kitchen,one bedroom,and a living room. I took them to my kitchen first showing them how to get water from the fridge. Where the food was and all that. Next I took them to my living room. I showed them the bookcase which Twilight was very happy about. I showed them how to work the TV. Luna took a liking to my Xbox and PlayStation 3. I then took them up stairs to my room. I showed them my bed,my closet,and my stereo system. Vinyl loved that of course. I was almost done when my cat Talo came out from his multiple hiding spots. Fluttershy if you can guess loved him on the spot. I showed them where the bathrooms are and lucky me they knew how to use it. After I showed them my house we all sat down in the living room. I turned on my Xbox and started playing Call of Duty Ghost. I got on online and went to free for all. In minutes I was in a game. I got my sniper class and got on top of a building and got in position. A guy came in front of me. I killed him and turn around to find another guy. I knifed him and got back into position. I get shot from another sniper. I respawn and continued.
After the match I looked around to see only Luna and Derpy were still watching me. The others went to go do something else. I look at Luna and Derpy.
"Any of ya want to play?" I asked them getting two more controllers.
"Umm sure." Luna said taking one of the controllers.
"Na I'm good watching." Derpy said as she sat back on the couch.
After showing how to make an account for Luna which see named PrincessofTheNight we joined a game of free for all. We played a couple of matches and Luna kicked my ass. She would have ten kills before I got even two. She leveled up almost every time. I will say this she does know how to play games. After the match I told her I will be in the kitchen if she needed me. I got up and went to my kitchen passing Vinyl and Octavia who were talking about something. I got into the kitchen to see Celestia trying to get a glass of water. She was failing as the glass keep falling down onto the floor. Good thing I have plastic cups.
"Need some help Princess?" I asked her as the cup fell on the ground again.
"No no I can do it." Celestia said as she tried again,and again,and again,and again. I finally stopped her.
"Just use your magic." I said to her as I got a glass out for myself.
"Oh ya...silly me." Celestia said a little embarrassed. We both got are water and sat down.
"So what ya think? You like it here?" I asked her drinking some of my water.
"Yes. It's very nice here. It's so organized and well cleaned. You also nice for letting us stay here until we get back home." She said taking a drink of her water. I gave her small smile and we sat there.
"You do know a lot of people know about you." I said with a smirk looking at her.
"What do you mean? Oh the show ya I know." She said with a small laugh.
"Do the others?" I asked her.
"No only me and my sister. I don't want to tell them for a lot of reasons." Celestia said.
"So if you know that we know then why not tell the others. Also why did you make the show anyway?" I asked her. I was very curious about this.
"Well they won't understand. I did it so this planet can have some happiness. When we found this planet your planet was at war. Would War 2 I believe you guys call it." She said as she drank the rest of her water.
"Ya that was a bad time for us. Well I won't tell them about this." I said as I finished my drink and took it over to the sink. I put my cup in the sink when another glass came by me and landed in the sink. I turned to see Celestia looking at me with a smirk.
"What. I don't always have to be a princess." Celestia said with a laugh as she left the kitchen. I laughed and went out of the kitchen with her.
I decided to go to my room. I walked upstairs to my room to see Rainbow Dash sleeping on my bed and Pinkie Pie messing around with my comic collection. I saw Rarity in my closet looking at my clothes.
"Your kind has the best fashion I have ever seen." Rarity said as she poked her head out of my closet.
"Ya I guess we do." I said sitting down in my beanbag chair. I looked at Pinkie who was reading one of my zombie comics. She seemed to in joy it so I let her read them. I looked at my clock to see it was getting late. I had work tomorrow and I needed to get some sleep. I walked downstairs and into the living room calling them into the living room. When they all got there they sat down and waited for me to speak.
"Alright two things. One I know who you are and I know you names. Celestia helped me with that. Two you guys can sleep anywhere you want." Right after I said that they all rushed upstairs. I ran upstairs to see them all on my bed.
"Really this is how you want to play?" I said to them. They all just smiled and snuggled in.
"Ugh fine." I said. I set my alarm and got a couple of blankets and a pillow and laied on my bed room floor. I was going to need to get use to this.
My alarm woke me up telling me it was time to go to work. I sat up my back popping from sleeping on the floor. I got dressed and went downstairs. I walked into the kitchen to see Apple Jack and Celestia up talking about something. I really didn't pay attention to what they were going on about. I needed coffee and something to eat before anything. I went over to my coffee maker and turned it on. I put my coffee in and let it do its thing while I opened the fridge to see what there was to eat. I looked around and soon found the eggs. I got out a pan and put the stove to the right temperature and began cooking the eggs. I was almost done when I noticed some eyes were watching me. I turned around to see all twelve of them look at me with hungry eyes. Which was kinda scary.
"Ok how much you want?" I asked them smashing up more eggs and cooking them. I cooked all the eggs and some toast. Some of them wanted grass on there eggs,so guess who had to go outside and pick grass at seven in the morning. I gave them there dishes and they ate it. I told them I had to go to work. I also told them that if someone came to my house(which is rare do to I live in the country.) to hide. Some of them asked why and I responded with." Some people don't accept you here." I said my good byes and told them I will be home at four or so. With that I went to work.
After hours of taking orders from people I got home and opened my door. Some of them were in the living room. Others were around the house. Well at least I hope so. I went upstairs to my room to find Spitfire on my bed with a game controller. She looked at me and held a hoof to her mouth saying to be quite. I did,but I gave a confused look. She said nothing but point at the door. I really didn't understand until I heard Luna yell. I heard hoof steps running upstairs. In a minute Luna burst threw my door. I got out of the way in time. Luna looked like she was going to kill someone. She looked around to see Spitfire still had the controller. Luna used her magic and lifted my pillow and started beating her with it. Spitfire just laughed as the pillow hit her. Finally Spitfire gave her controller back and Luna stormed out the door. I looked at Spitfire. Then I gave a shrug and I left my room.
I went to kitchen to find Fluttershy playing with my cat. I gave a nod and went to my fridge. I got some water and a glass and sat down. I was about to poor my water when I heard music boom threw the house. I spilled some,but I didn't care I wanted to know who that was. I didn't know what the song was until I heard Lil Jon. They found my rap collection and they were playing Get Low. I ran upstairs to see Vinyl messing with my stereo system. I motioned for her to turn it down. She did and looked at me.
"Hey if ya wanted music just tell me." I said to her. She Lutherans turned it back up. I smiled and went back downstairs. I went into the living room to see Luna,Derpy,Rainbow Dash,and Celestia. Luna of course was playing a game. The others just watched. I went over to Celestia and sat down on the couch next to her. I watched as Luna kicked ass on Halo 4. Assassination here,a sniper shot there. It went on like this for a couple of minutes until I turned to Celestia. She was to busy trying to follow her sisters movements on the screen. I gave a small laugh at this and turned back to the screen. We sat there watching Luna kick ass. After the match Luna said she was going to take a break. I picked up the TV remote and turned it back to TV. We sat there watching the news and other channels. Luna came back from her break and I switched it back over to her game. I got up and went to the kitchen to find some food.
I went to my fridge and got out some hotdogs. I cooked them in the microwave and went back to the living room. I sat down next to Celestia again and began eating. Celestia looked at me and I gave her a confused look.
"Its that meat?" Celestia asked me.
"Yes yes it is." I said to her. I took another bite out of my hotdog.
"Umm you do know we're vegetarians right?" Celestia asked me as a swallowed a mouth full of hotdog.
"Oh umm sorry. Well you would've found out sooner or later. You might want to tell the rest too." I said and began eating again. "Oh and don't worry I won't eat you ponys." I said to her. She smiled at me and I smiled back. She turned away and blushed when I did that. I shrugged and went back to eating.
I finished and put my plate in the sink. I went upstairs and to my room to see no one in there. I sighed with relief and sat down on my bed. I looked at my floor and Pinki Pie had read all my comics that had zombies in them. I gave a small chuckle at this. Pinki Pie was the last pony I would see reading about zombies. I sat there for a minute when I heard a small giggle. I turned to where the sound came from. There I saw Pinki Pie in my other comic collection. Those where my Spider-Man and Superman comics. There were also others in there like Captain America,Wonder Women,and Batman,but she most likely read them. She looked up at me and smiled. I guess I found a way to keep Pinki quite. I laided down on my bed. I sat there until sleep came to me and I passed out.
I woke up. It was obviously night time due to the moon was out. I was about to get up when I couldn't move. When my eyes finally got use to the dark I saw that half of the mares were laying on my and the others were around me. Celestia was breathing pretty hard and her breath was hitting my mid section and lower. I tried fighting myself from getting a boner,but things only got worse when Celestia dug her mussel into my pants.
"Oh shit oh shit." I said quietly as her breath was now hitting my cock directly. I laided there trying to fight it and not wake them up at the same time. Which was pretty fucking hard to do. I tried to move a little bit,but I couldn't. With Celestia in between my legs and the others on me it was really hard to move. I laided there until sleep took over again.
I woke up to my alarm which was weird,because I don't remember setting it. I was about to get up when I couldn't move. Then I remembered. They were still on me. I looked down to see Celestia still asleep and in my pants. I tried to move again but all I did was wake Celestia up. She moved a little bit and her eyes opened. Her eyes went huge when she saw where her mussel was. She pulled her head out of my pants and looked at me. She leaned in and whispered.
"We are not speaking of this again." Celestia said to me her face hot red. I nodded as she got of the bed very slowly. I tried to get up and this time I moved just enough to get out. I turned around to see about eight mares on or around my bed. The others were around my room. I went to my closet and got my work clothes. I finished getting dressed and went downstairs to the kitchen. I got there and Apple Jack was up talking to Celestia. I waved at them and Celestia blushed and Apple Jack said hi. I couldn't blame Celestia. She was probably dying of embarrassment right now. I gave her a wink just for the hell of it. She blushed even more and looked away. I laughed a little inside my head and went to get my coffee ready.
While my coffee was being made I made myself breakfast. This time I got out two pans and the three cartons of eggs I bought yesterday after work. I began cooking the eggs as I could hear hoof steps coming down the stairs. I turned around and again they where all looking at me with that creepy face. I gave them there plates and eggs. We all stood or sat down and ate. We talked about what my world is like and how it works. They told me about there's,but I already knew that. I didn't say anything however. They talked about my house and how small it was. They even talked about my cat. We all had good laughs as we talked about other things. After I was done eating I put my plate in the sink and said bye as I went off to work.
I got home a little later than usual. Traffic sucks ass. I went to my room to get dressed into something more comfortable. To my surprise not a single pony was in my room. I looked round in my closet, under my bed, and even in corners,but I found nothing. I shrugged it off and went back to my closet. I got some black sweet pants and a plain white shirt. I was about go back downstairs when my door slammed shut. I looked around and found Celestia on my bed in a rather sexy position.
"You know. This morning was rather unusual." Celestia said to me. I began to feel something around my cock. I looked down to see a light yellow glow around my pants. She was using magic on me! I looked back at her with a small smirk.
"Its seems you think it was too." Celestia said to me. I just gave her a smile..
"Now come over here and please your princess." She said. I began to walk over to her,but then I thought about it. I was about to have sex with the a pony. I have to admit that I always wondered what it was like. Also this isn't some normal pony this is Celestia. The one and only Celestia. I got up to the bedside and looked down. She had eyes that shined and a perfect body. Before I could do anything she kissed me deeply. I kissed her back and somehow I was on the bed with her on top. She broke the kiss as she slowly started going down until she was eye level with my cock. She then used her magic and pulled down my sweat pants and boxers.
"Hmm this isn't a to bad of a size." She said as she looked at my now rock hard member. I gave a smirk at her comment. Then she started liking it at the top. Her warm breath was amazing as it hit my cock. She circled it with her tongue and at time sucked on it a little. She was defiantly skilled at this by how she was doing it. I looked at her and she was enjoying it as much as I was. I gave her a smile and she responded by taking half of my shaft into her mouth. Her mouth was amazing. Every time she went up and down drew me closer and closer. I was getting close and she must of known because she started to deep throat. She took my whole shaft like it was easy. She started going fast as I got closer.
"Oh...god her it comes!" I said to her as she went down one more time. I unleashed my load into her mouth. I moved my hips up to get the rest of it out. She tried to get it all,but some of it came out and onto the bed. She lets go as she swallowed my cum.
"Now it's your turn." She said as she moved. She played back as her legs spread apart. She gave me a full on view off her marehood. I laided down my fave inches from it. I began to finger her lightly. She let out moans of approval as I did this. She was wet already and her juices where coming onto the bed sheets. I stopped fingering her and she looked at me. I responded by licking her clit. She let out a gasp as I did so. I started moving my tongue around in a circle around her clit. Her moans where getting louder as I did this. I licked around her statehood making her moan more. I gave her clit a little nibble. She gasped out and put her back legs on the back of my head and pushed my head forward. I knew she was getting close as I started to nibble on it more. Her moans were getting louder and louder. I gave her clit one more nibble and that sent her overboard. Her juices spilled onto my tongue and onto the bed. Her juices were very sweet and better than anything I have tasted. She finally let go of my head and I sat up.
"Your very skilled in this I see." Celestia said in between gasp.
"I guess you can say that. Now Let me have a little fun." I said as I put the head of my cock on her marehood. I began to tease her by putting it in a little.
"Don't tease me just put it in." She said with a smile.
"Ok." I said as I put half of my shaft into her. I started out slow only putting half of it in. She was letting out moans of pleasure as I began to go a little faster.
"Ohh that feels good. Mmmmm." Celestia said as my thrust became harder. She was amazing inside. Her walls were so warm and wet. I started pumping faster and harder into her.
"Oh yes yes Mmmmm yes." She said as my thrust started moving the bed. She started to buck to my rhythm. I was getting close and so was she. I started pumping harder and faster as we were both were about to reach out climax.
"I'm about to cum." I said as I started to give it my all.
"Don't you dare take it out!" She said as I was almost there. I went in one last time as her walls closed onto my cock. Her warm juices hit my shaft making me cum. I pumped a little more to get it all out. I finished and we laided back on the bed. We finally got are breath back as we laided there. I then remembered Molestia and I had to say it. I looked at her and smiled.
"Hey Celestia? Did you like my banana?" I said with a laugh. She laughed with me as we laided there and waited for time to pass.
I woke up with Celestia still asleep beside me. I smiled as her mane was messed up and all over the place. Man was she beautiful in every way. Her mane was beautiful and her body oh god where do I begin? She was perfect. I looked at my clock and I still had an hour or so before I had to go to work. I slipped out of bed and got dressed. Before I left the room I turned back to Celestia and looked at her. The sun leaked threw the window making a beautiful view of her.
"See ya later my princess." I said quietly as I shut my door and went downstairs.
I went to the kitchen and like everyday Apple Jack was there,but she had a smirk on her face.
"What?" I asked her getting my coffee ready.
"Oh it's just that we found you sleeping with the princess." Apple Jack said with a small smirk.
"Oh uhhh." That's all I could say at the moment. Apple Jack started laughing suddenly.
"Oh sugarcube it's ok. We don't care. We are actually happy that Celestia found some uh one." Apple Jack said.
"Well may I ask how you found out." I asked getting a cup for my coffee which was about done.
"Well when we all started goin to bed. We all entered your room and there ya both were. Fast asleep." Apple Jack said as I finished making my coffee. I sat down next to her and smiled.
"Ya it happened." I said taking a sip of my coffee. I finished and put my cup in the sink. I looked at the time. Seven thirty. Still had a half and hour. I pulled out the eggs and everything else and started cooking. ###################
Celestia woke up to the smell of eggs. She rolled out of bed and was a little surprised that no one was there. Then see remembered what happened last night.
"They probably saw us and went to sleep some where else." Celestia thought. She felt a little guilty that she and Max took up the whole bed. She just hoped that there not mad. Celestia opened the door and headed down the stairs. She entered the kitchen to find all the ponies there ready to eat. They all turned to her and smiled. She smiled back and waited for her plate. When she got her plate she sat down at the marble counter next to her sister.
"Well I got to go girls. See ya later." Max said as he went out the door. Everyone stopped eating. They heard his car start and leave the house. Right when the car's engine was a faint sound all of the ponies other than Celestia started cheering.
"Wait what?" Celestia asked very confused at this.
"We are just happy that you found somepony,or someone." Luna said to her with a smile. Celestia smiled back. The rest of the ponies started talking about a party for the both of them. ####################
I pulled into Burger King's parking lot. I really need a better job. I walked up to the front doors and went inside. My friend Colin was setting things up like everyday. I waved to him as I went to the back to turn on the grills and coffee makers. I waved goodbye as the night shift takers were heading home. I sighed as the last one left and the day shift people were coming in. It's going to be another long day. #####################
"Alright so we have reached an agreement that when Max gets home from work we will surprise him when he walls into the kitchen." Luna said to the rest of them who were all in the living room.
"Hold on a minute Luna. Max goes to his room after he comes home." Spitfire said. Some of the others nodded.
"Hmmm you have point. I got it. Sister you can lead him to the kitchen after he gets off work." Luna said. Celestia nodded to her sister.
"Alright let's get started before he gets back." Luna said as they all started to do the jobs there were giving. #####################
I was running the drive thru when I gave the last costumer there food. I turned around to see my friend Slater there cleaning the cooking counter in the back. He saw me and smile. He was in my group of friends that where bronys and he didn't hide it like I did. He always wore this bracelet that said brony on it and a Rainbow Dash dog tag. He was a good friend and he was very out going. Well he was kinda a jerk to people he didn't like,but who wouldn't be? Basically put Apple Jack's hard working manner, Rainbow Dash's swag, Twilight's Intelligence, Pinkie Pie's partying, Fluttershy's love for animals, and Rarity's generosity. Mass that all together and you got my friend Slater. Ya big ego. Also he has a way to sneak around people and be calm in total chaos.
Anyways I had nothing to do so I went over to talk to him.
"Hey." I said to him as he finished cleaning the counter.
"Hey Max. So what ya think of season 4?" Slater asked me. It only had been one or two episode not including the season opener. So far I like it.
"It's great. The animation seem to be better, but I don't need to watch it anymore. I got the cast at my house." I said. I then realized what I just said.
"What?" Slater asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Nothing. Never mind." I said as I went and got back to work. I looked back to see Slater was gone. I turned back around to see him right there. "Shit!" I said as Slater just smiled.
"Soooooo what is this about you having the cast in your house?" He said as he looked at me with a small smirk.
"Like I said nothing." I said and went back to work.
"Ok." Slater said and went back to the back to do something. I stood there looking at the drive thru window. I looked down at my watch. 3:56. I had a couple minutes before we got off work. I stood there waiting for someone to come in, but lucky me nothing happened. When it hit time to go, I said bye to Colin and left and got in my car and headed home.
I got home at around the same time I usually do. Before I could get out of the car I heard my back door slam. I looked back to see Slater going up to my house. I quickly got out of the car and ran up to him.
"Hey dude hold up." I said as I got up to him.
"Yes?" He asked as he pulled out some kind of tool and began working on my door lock.
"Dude. Stop trying to pick lock my door." I said as I pulled out my keys and unlocked my door. We walked into my house and Slater followed me upstairs. I opened my door to see Celestia in my room. I stopped and looked at Slater who was looking a little surprised. All I could thing was. I had a lot of explaining to do.
You know those times when you just want to disappear? Well that's how I feel right now. I just want to go away, but I can't do that so I'm stuck with this problem of explaining why there are twelve mares in my house to my friend Slater. I was still in my room both Slater and Celestia looking at each other.
"Want to explain Max?" Slater said as I turned to look at him.
"Fine alright. So three days ago I got home from work and I went up to my door to unlock it, but before I did I heard a loud bang inside my house so I listened before I walked in. Next heard multiple female voices so I went in. That's when I meet them, and they have been living here ever since." I said and sat down out of breath.
"Well thanks for explaining bro." Slater said as he looked back over to Celestia. "I'm not really into all that royalty shit, so I'm not taking a knee." Slater said as he left the room and went downstairs.
"What does he mean?" Celestia asked me.
"Oh he just doesn't like feeling lower than others. If you know where I'm getting at." I said as I went back downstairs.
I walked to my kitchen and was then hit with screaming. I looked around to see ponies looking me with huge smiles. There was cake and a banner on my wall that said Congratulations Max!
"Ok what the what now?" I said as I looked around.
"It's a party for you!" Pinkie Pie said as she smacked a party hat and a noise maker on me.
"Ok, why are you throwing a party for me?" I asked them.
"Because you and my sister dating." Luna said as she hugged me.
"Can't breathe." I said.
"Oh sorry." She let go and went to sit down next to Slater who was watching my TV. Celestia came into the kitchen and smiled at me. I smiled back and sat down.
The party didn't last to long. Most likely a couple of hours. We danced a little. Ate all of the cake. Just hung out really. Luna and Slater seemed to hit it off good. Some of the ponies asked him about life on earth. I soon fixed that because Slater isn't the best guy to talk to about life on earth. If you can guess. Soon almost everypony calmed down and were either watching TV or going upstairs to bed.
Celestia and I went upstairs to go to bed with some of the others. I told Slater when he leaves to lock my door. I was just hoping he wasn't going to spend the night. I soon got to my room and got into bed with the others and was quickly taken over by sleep. I woke up to daylight on my face. I covered my eyes with the sheets and tried going back to sleep. I was almost asleep when I heard loud banging and shouting. I shot up to see Slater in my room hitting a pot with a wooden spoon and shouting.
"Come on come on wake up! Let's go let's go! Get moving!" He said as he banged louder.
"Hey they hell man?" I asked him as my eyes adjusted to the sunlight.
"Hey ponies wanted to know how we humans wake up other humans when they don't get up." Slater said as he banged it again right in my ear.
"What are you talking about?" I asked shoving him away and getting out of bed. I still had my clothes on so I didn't need to get dressed.
"Well first Celestia tried waking you up, but you didn't wake up, so then the others tried and you still didn't wake up. So they went downstairs and woke me up, oh by the way I stayed the night. Anyways they asked me how to wake you up so I showed them." Slater finished as we walked downstairs and into the kitchen.
I was a little pissed that he spent the night without asking, but he got to my house in my car and his house is on the other side of town. So I soon got over it. In the kitchen only Spitfire and Rainbow Dash where there just chatting it up. I turned on my coffee maker and got it ready to make my coffee. As it was heating up I walked to the fridge and got out the eggs and two frying pans and put them on the stove.
"Don't worry it's like two 'o clock in the afternoon. So I made them breakfast, and yes I know they're vegetarian so I cooked up eggs with a side of salad." Slater said as he went out of the kitchen and headed for the living room. I started putting things back as my coffee maker went off.
After I got my coffee I went to the living where almost everypony was including Slater. I sat down on the couch as looked to see what they were watching. They were watching Too Cute on Animal Planet. Every time a kitten or puppy flashed on the TV. Fluttershy would inch slightly closer to the TV. Eyes huge and locked on to the animals on the TV screen. The others seemed to enjoy it as well, but not as much as Fluttershy.
We sat there for a bit watching what seemed like a marathon of the show. Some ponies left to go do other things while some stayed. I finished my coffee after an hour or two of drinking it and I got up to put the cup in the kitchen sink. As I made my way to the kitchen I noticed Slater and Luna talking more. I made a mental note to watch those two.
I went into the kitchen and put my cup in the sink and went back to the living room. I sat down next to Celestia and watched TV for a while. After a while of TV some of the ponies wandered somewhere else Celestia, a couple of others, and I stayed at the TV. That's when I heard Celestia yawn.
"You bored?" I asked her.
"A little." She said back with a smile.
"Me too, what to do what to do?" I said to myself I began to think of things to do.
"Well we could do... Well you know." She said inching a little closer to me.
"Oh, ok let's go upstairs for a minute." I said with a cocky grin. She smiled and headed upstairs. I made my way up to my room and began to think to myself... I could get use to this.
As we got up to my room and walked in. Celestia seemed she to really wanted to get this thing started. So before we began I got out my phone and texted Slater.
"Hey I'm about to do the thing with Celestia upstairs so two things, One keep everyone downstairs for a bit, Two Celestia really wants this. What's going on?" I finished my text and sent it to him.
"What were you doing?" Celestia asked me.
"Oh I was just telling Slater to keep everyone downstairs for a bit." I said as my phone vibrated in my pocket. I pulled it back out to see what he said.
"So your having sex now? About time. Anyways I will keep them occupied downstairs, Maybe, also Celestia is probably in heat dumbass." I read the message and smiled a little. If she is in heat then this will be the best time of my life.
I don't know why I was turned so i was facing my door, so I turned back around to see the princess in the worlds' sexiest position ever.
"Banana time." I said as I went over to the bed to get things heated.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was downstairs while Max went at it upstairs. I was sitting next to Luna and Spitfire watching 'Too Cute' on Animal Planet. Don't get me wrong I love Too Cute, but after watching it for more than three hours it's gets boring.
All though Fluttershy never seemed to get bored of it. I mean at all! Like I said I was bored out of my mind so I began to think of things to do. Within minutes I had an idea. I got up off the couch and ran out of the room, Well more like speed walking, Anyway I got my phone out of my side pocket and called my housemate Gerald. Finally after three times he picked up.
"Hey what's up?" He said.
"Hey, can you tow my car to Max's house." I said into the phone heading outside so the others didn't hear me.
"Sure be there in a minute." He said as I hung up. Part one of my plan will begin in the next ten minutes, I hope.
Gerald arrived at Max's house in the ten minutes I expected. Somehow he managed to tow both of my cars. My 2005 Mustang and my 1969 Camaro by issuing an extra chain to hook to the back of my Camaro to my Mustang. As long as he doesn't damage them I fine with it.
Gerald parked to the side of Max's driveway, leaving enough space to get out. He soon got out his tow truck wearing his Fluttershy military cap. I hope when I introduce him to the ponies Fluttershy doesn't see her on his cap. I walked up to Gerald as he unhooked my Camaro from my Mustang.
"Thanks for doing this bro." I said as he parked my Camaro out of the way.
"No problem." He said as he unhooked my Mustang and parking it out of the way.
"Hey Gerald I got something for you to see." I said as he got out and handed me the keys to both cars.
"Ok?" He said a little confused.
"One don't freak out when I show you, Two don't scare them alright." I said as I lead him to the front door of Max's house.
"Ok?" He said now probably really confused. I laughed silently in my head at this. It's always fun to fuck with people. I open the door and lead him to the living room where they were all at. When he turned the corner and saw the ponies all he did was jump a little and then stared at them in disbelief. Soon the ponies realized that we were there and turned their heads towards us.
"This is my good friend Gerald, and he is going to help us with something." I said. Now part two of my plan is going perfectly.
"Help you with what?" He asked still really confused.
"You are going to help me take them on an adventure though are world." I said with a smirk.
"Oooooo that sounds like an amazing idea!" Pinkie Pie yelled as she bounced up and down.
"That does sound quite interesting dear. When will we be heading out?" Rarity asked as she approached Gerald and I.
"Well first of all we'll have to change you appearance. If I take colorful talking ponies out there people would freak the fuck out." I said before things went any further.
"Thou has that covered." Luna said as her horn started to glow and soon got so bright it was blinding. Then a loud sound kinda like a pop was heard. The light faded away and when it did the ponies were now humans. They looked at themselves. Amazed on there new body structure. I quickly took a look at them. Looking for any wings or horns. After a couple of minutes I didn't find anything so we were all good. That's when I finally realized that they didn't have any clothes on. Shit didn't think of that.
"Uh Luna they don't have any clothes." I said shielding my eyes from the eleven naked women in front of me. I peaked to see Gerald was doing the same.
"Don't worry I have that one covered." Rarity said as her horn started glowing. It too got bright, but I could only tell by the light that passed by the corner of my eye. I swear by the time we get going I'm going to be fucking blind.
"You can look now dear." I heard Rarity say as I took my hand off my eyes. What I saw was amazing. Each had a skirt or t shirt or jeans fitting there personality along with their cutie marks. The fast paced or punk ponies wore sexy tight jeans and had gloves or wrist bands on. Pinkie Pie had a nice dress that said "I love to party!" On it of course. The farm pony had the classic cow girl look to her. The nerdy or shy two wore nice school looking dresses like in Japanese anime. Now Rarity looked like a fashionista like always, but the best one was Luna. She wore a beautiful looking skirt that was dark blue and seemed to flow like the night sky. The only thing that was a little off was their hair, It stayed the same color that it had been when they were in pony form. Other than that they seemed nice.
"Ok so when ever you are ready we can go." I said as I looked over at Gerald who was eye balling Fluttershy.
"Uh how do I walk? Rainbow Dash asked me.
"Thou shall not worry. We also put a spell with the transformation that will allow thou to walk like a human." Luna said as she started walking towards me. Damn her walk was sexy.
"Oh so ah just do this." Applejack said as she took a couple of steps towards Luna and I.
"Wow that was easy." She said after walking around the room. Soon the other joined in and seemed to have a ball being able to walk like a human. After I couple of minutes and they all seemed to get use to it so I spoke up.
"Alright are we ready to go?" I asked them. They all nodded and I lead them outside to the cars. We only had three cars/truck so we needed an extra driver.
"Does anyone know how to drive?" I asked them. Most of them other than Luna shook there heads.
"We shall give it a try." Luna said as she walked over to my Mustang. Thank god she didn't choose my Camaro.
"Ok, so we got three cars so three can get in with my car and three can get in Luna's. So that leaves five. Hey Gerald can you carry five ponies, I mean people?" I asked him. His tow truck was basically a Ford F150 with a towing machine on the back.
"Yeah, my truck can hold up to six including me." Gerald said as he started up his truck.
"Alight everybody. Split into the groups you want to be with." I said as I hopped into my car. I soon got all the punk and fast paced ponies into my car. Well I guess that were I belong. Since I'm dressed up in a punk like guy clothes. So I had Vinyl Scratch, Rainbow Dash, and Spitfire. Vinyl sitting in the front seat, Spitfire sitting behind me, and Rainbow Dash sitting behind Vinyl.
"Hold on, one last thing before we go." I said as I got out of my car and ran back to the house. Once I got inside I grabbed some paper and wrote a note telling Max what we were doing.
"Dear Max,
Gerald and I are taking the ponies, well know human form, out to eat and to explore our world. And yes Gerald is cool about this. Sorry I didn't tell you, but you were to busy rutting Celestia so hard.
P.S. Want anything to eat while we are out?" I finished the note and snuck upstairs and put the note on his door with a piece of tape. While I was at the door I could hear the extreme amounts of hardcore sex going on in his room. Damn he was really going at it. I quickly ran downstairs and back to my car and we left, me leading. This is going to be the best time ever!
The others and I sat at our table in the restaurant we had picked. There were one on one conversations to me and to their friends. Most of the conversations towards me were about my planet and what I do. They seemed fascinated by my world and it was funny how they went wide eyed when I said something that was similar to their planet.
Soon after we sat down some waiters came and asked us what we wanted. Gerald and I had to help them and explain what to get and what not to get. Soon we had all of them order a vegan style dish. I sat back in my chair and waited for our lunch/dinner to come. I was about to go into daydream land when Gerald tapped me on the shoulder and pointed at a two men who where eyeing us and the girls. I nodded and looked back at them. They made eye contact with me then headed over. I was ready for them to come after me, but to my surprise one went to Fluttershy and the other to Luna......Fuck.
I watched them as they started flirting with Luna and Fluttershy. I looked back at Gerald and gave him the "Want to kick their ass"? look. He nodded and returned his attention back to the guy flirting with Fluttershy. I looked back at Luna and I could see she was getting uneasy because of the guys lame was pick up lines. She looked at me and I nodded. I looked at Gerald and nodded. I looked back at the guy flirting with Luna.
"Back off dude, or we are going to have a problem." I said to him.
"Ya and what are you going to do huh?" He said with a cocky smile. I looked back at Gerald and that's all he needed. We got up and grabbed the two them by their arm's and shoulder's and headed for the bathroom.
We bashed open the men's room door and threw them to the ground. They stumbled up onto their feet and got into their fighting stance.
"Ready G?" I asked him as I got in my stance.
"Ah ya." Gerald said as he cracked his knuckles. That's all I needed. We ran right for them and the fight began.
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I was still driving on the road trying to get to Slater and now Gerald. I turned the corner and into the parking lot of the restaurant. I got out of my car and walked in.
________MEANWHILE BACK AT THE TABLE___________
Luna sat there and watched as the four went into the bathroom. The others watched as well, and when they disappeared into the bathroom they broke up into conventions of confusion and shock. Luna took her fork and tapped it on her water glass. Soon the others died down and looked at Luna.
"Now we all know why they did it. What are thou's opinion on their actions?" Luna asked the others.
"Well....I guess it was cool that they stood up for you two." Spitfire said as some others nodded.
"Well good thing they did. I was about to kick that guy who was flirting with Flutters." Rainbow Dash said.
"I will say it was so very much romantic and charming for Gerald and Slater to do that."Rarity said.
"Well now we know who they like." Twilight said.
"Well you could tell Gerald liked Fluttershy. He was eye balling her all day and hasn't made a move until now." Rainbow Dash said. Fluttershy blushed a little at this.
"Like somepony." AJ said as Rainbow looked at her with a face or disguise.
"Hey you can't just go up to Sorin a Wonderbolt and say hey want to go out?" Rainbow said as AJ just laughed.
"Ya you can." AJ said as the others laughed a little, but there laughing stopped when Max walked in.
"Where is Slater?" He asked them. They all pointed to the bathroom. "Thank you." He said as he went to the bathroom.
__________BACK IN THE BATHROOM_________
I got hit in the chest by one of the fuckers. I then grabbed his arm and flipped him over and stomped on his stomach. Man these guys where tough. No wonder he was so cocky. I turned to see Gerald kick his guy into a stall and him falling in. I turned back to my guy as right then and there I got punched. I stumbled back and hit the wall. I whipped away the blood from my lip as I turned back to see him charging me. I stepped out of the way and tripped him and he fell face first to the ground. I was about to go kick him l, but the bathroom door opened and I heard someone talk.
"I have some words for you-" That's all I heard be for I turned and and punched the guy. After the punch I saw that the guy was Max....Fuck. Max stumbled a little be for falling backwards and to the ground.
"Shit I just punched Max!" I said as his noise started bleeding.
"What?!" Gerald said as he kicked the guy who fell into the toilet in the balls. I turned back to my guy and he again charged me. I did a one foot wall hop and superman punched him right in the jaw. He fell down out cold. I motioned to Gerald to help me pick up Max. We picked him up and went to the sink and washed off the blood that was leaking from his noise. I took some paper towels and rolled them up and put it in his nose to stop the bleeding. After that Max started to come back.
"Your an asshole."He said. I smiled.
"I know. Now come on let's get you back to the table." I said as Gerald and I left bathroom and to the table. It's been a normal day.