Could this day get any worse?
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
"God damn it", I mumbled into my pillow.
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
"FINE!" "you win" I hit the alarm clock as I sat up in my bed, and just stared at the wall like a retard for a solid minute.
I got out of bed and stumbled to my bathroom where i grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste. I squeezed the toothpaste to
hard as it came out got all over the counter.
"Fuck" I thought in my head.
After a brief struggle putting my pants on I headed downstairs to eat breakfast. I got a bowl and poured myself some cereal
when I realized i had no milk.
*sigh*
My breakfast a dry and boring one as I put my bowl away in the sink and mentally tell myself i'll clean that later, I look at the
time, "shit, i'm going to be late!"
"and on the first day too!" I shouted in my head.
When out of nowhere my stomach growls, and the unthinkable happens.
I must shit.
*beep beep beep- beep beep beep- beep beep beep beep*
*Hello?*
*Hey this is Wesley, sorry sir.... i'm going to have to be late.*
*you see, my dog...ummm is sick, and i think she might die if i don't take her to the vet*
*Fine, you may be late. But don't you think this is going to happen everyday, you hear!?*
*yes sir!*
~call end~
"Thank.God."
----------------------------------Later that day------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"WESLEY"
"YES SIR" I shouted and ran out from my office.
"oh hi, yes. I need you to go clean the bathroom in my office." my boss says with a nicer tone.
"but sir, that's not my job. I work in the delivery department!"
"And i work in the, I don't give a fuck department. GO!"
At this point i have noticed on my bosses desk was three Big Macs boxes. I shuddered to think what horrors await me in that
bathroom. I get the plunger and kick open the door like a navy seal. The smell was so bad I think it burned my eyebrows.
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! HOW DID YOU GET IT ON THE ROOF?"
two hours later I walked out of the bathroom to find a bunch of my coworkers and my boss sitting and laughing at me. They
were even taking photos.
Da Fuk?
It's now 8:30, and my day is over. My boss calls me into his office to tell me that if i expect to work here, i have to step up my
game. Really? I was ready to hit this man right in the mouth. And this was the first day.
I get into my car when I start to drive away my car starts to stall.
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, DAMN!"
I run out of the car to see my engine smoking more the volcano ready to burst. After looking at it and toying around, i call the
towing company to come pick it up. They couldn't come till tomorrow. Outstanding. I started my 8 mile walk home. 3 hours
later I walk through my front door. I saw my bed and just dove into it.
I was just about to fall asleep when i was looking at the roof of my room and saw a dark purple aura. It stayed there for a good
five minutes. When I felt a wave of rush come over, I couldn't move, and then i went darkI woke up and everything was dark, i
looked and saw a dark figure looking down at me. I sat up and asked
"Where am I"
"Who are you"
"Da fuck is that smell"
I got no response just the sound of pages turning and silence. I was laying down on a purple bed with stars all over it. I looked
around the room, there were bookshelf,Everywhere. I felt like i was being studied. When all of the sudden, I hear a door open,
and something was walking toward me. Or trotting, it sounded like 4 foot steps. I could see the out line of a, large dog maybe.
A large, purple dog. With a horn. And wings.
Wait what.
"Hello there, welcome to equestria" it said.
To late, I was pass out on the bed , out cold. And as tired and confused as I felt....it might not talk to me for a bit.
The sounds of snoring filled the room, as I woke up. I slowly opened my right eye to catch a peak of a happy looking pony
thing staring at me with eyes the size of an ostrich egg.
So I did what any sane person would do. Get up to run and scream but then fall and face plant on the cold hard ground. Yeah
I think imma stay down here for a bit.
"Oh my, are you alright?" The purple pony rushed next to me to check on me.
"WHAT, YOU TALK??"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
I almost passed out again. When I looked up and the purple one talks again.
"Hello, my name is Princess Twilight Sparkle. But you can call me Twilight"
"what's your name?"
She looked at me as I was foaming from the mouth.
"You okay?"
"Yeah, just fine." "My name, is wesley." I said with confused tone.
"Alright well, i'm going to ask you a few questions okay? Stick with me here" She said as i see a random list as long as a SUV
come out of nowhere.
This is going to suck.
"Well first off, I would like you to explain what life is like on your home planet!" twilight said with a happy tone.
I looked at her and laughed.
"I can't even remember what I had for breakfast!"