My Life As Princess Luna Because Reasons

by Ragegamer243

Chapter 5: Uh...Hi Hannah

My Life As Princess Luna Because Reasons
Chapter 5: Uhh...Hi Hannah

John White
Hannah Edwards
Pinkie

Woah, okay, umm…so I just say whatever in this…book...thing? And it writes?

Yeah I still don’t get it either. Magic is weird...when it’s actually happening. Oh wait hold on, forgot! Hey what’s up everybody, It’s John here, and I’m here with Hannah Edwards from my world! WHOO, I’M NOT ALONE!!

John, what do you think this is, a YouTube blog? It’s a book.

Whatever, I kind of always wanted to do some kind of YouTube channel, but I never knew what I would do for it. The most I’ve done with my channel is just use it for commenting videos.

John, focus.

Right, umm. Oh yeah, they don’t know this yet, crap, uhh. I kind of forgot to mention this awhile back but, Celestia kind of gave me this book to basically keep a log on myself, kind of how some people do in the movies or something, you know? However, I later found out from Luna, a little bit before you arrived, that she picked up a magical connection from me originating from another plane of reality, albeit a bit weak. I assumed that it might have been our world but she said that was highly unlikely. But when she did a quick little inspection of the connection...or whatever she was doing, it lead to this book. Neither me or she knew exactly what that meant, but I think that anything I say to this thing...er, write? I dunno, anyway, it may be going outward to whoever may be reading this. Or maybe I’m taking this a whole other way. I dunno, who knows anyway.

…Okay, I didn’t really say anything while you were talking because I didn’t wanna be rude, but you lost me after you mentioned something about you and Luna, what did you say?

*Narrows eyes* Basically, someway, somewhere, somehow, someone could be reading this but only read it. I don’t think they can pull us home like this.

...Makes sense, kind of.

So, wanna tell whoever’s out there your story on how you got here, Twilight?

First, you make it sound like we’re talking to aliens or something. Second, shut up.

Hmph.

So...anyway, as my friend has mentioned, my name is Hannah Edwards. I’m from the Earth, and...I’m also stuck in the form of Twilight Sparkle...for some reason. And I guess that I kind of ended up here the same way John did, from what he told me. Also, I noticed that John has already gotten the first few seconds of my arrival in here...in the most theatrical way possible.

What? C’mon it wasn’t all like it.

Yes, not all of it but the way you ended it makes it look like this is some kind of TV series.

Aren’t we techn-

Anyway, continuing where we left off…

“My name is Hannah Edwards” I answered when Twilight asked for my name. “Pleased to meet you.”

“Likewise, my name is Twilight Sparkle” The purple alicorn replied, extending her hoof.

Up until this point however, I never noticed that I was standing on all four hooves. And when my brain registered this, it suddenly lost all familiar functionality with my new body, thus I lost all balance. “Whoa- wha- oof!” And I just fell to the ground.

Twilight giggles a little before offering her hoof in assistance. “Need help?” She asks.

I admit I was a bit hesitant. “You seem surprisingly calm given the situation.” I remarked.

“Oh, uhh, just kind of ‘First Contact’ stuff, hehe” The Princess of Friendship replies sheepishly.

(Well she isn’t really far there.)

(John, shut up and let me tell my story.)

(By the way, she makes it sound like this kind of thing may have happened before.)

(Yeah, I kind of thought about that too a little bit, but it turned out that she kind of just read a couple of Sci-Fi novels here and there, and I never really pinned her to like Sci-Fi, knowing her.)

However, while all this was going on, both me and Twilight forgot that from all the commotion, we kind of woke up her friends. We didn’t realize this until right when I was about to take Twilight’s hoof to help me up, that was when the rest of the Mane 6 burst through the door. All their faces were written with shock and confusion.

Rainbow Dash was the first to respond to my appearance. “CHANGELING!!” She shouted before readying her wings to charge at me.

“RAINBOW, NO WAIT!!” Twilight tried to call, but to no avail. Rainbow was already flying towards me with incredible speed.

She hit me in full force without me having time to brace myself, knocking the breath out of me. Hurting even more when I hit the wall, leaving a big crater in the crystal.

(Deja vu. By the way, it didn’t hurt you as much as it would have in our world didn’t it?)

(Yeah, I noticed that, but I didn’t think too much on it.)

I was dazed a little from the impact, but Rainbow pinned me at my neck with her hoof. We were face to face with each other, with Rainbow looking pretty angry. “What the buck are you doing here, you stupid bug?” She interrogated before Twilight stepped in to stop everything before things got out of hand. (Hoof, we’re not on Earth anymore.) (I do what I want, shut up!)

“Rainbow Dash, stop!!” She shouted before dragging Rainbow away from me with her magic, then I fell on the floor. “She’s not a Changeling!” She then tried to explain to Rainbow.

“Whaddya mean? It looks just like you! It must be trying to spy on us or something!” Rainbow reasoned.

“No, Rainbow, you don’t understand.” Twilight started before hearing a moan of pain from me as I was trying to stand. She then released Rainbow before running to me to assist me.

“Hannah, are you alright?” She asks in concern.

“Hannah? It has a name?” Rainbow Dash asks in confusion.

Twilight glared at her friend. “First of all, yes, Rainbow, it has a name, it’s Hannah. Second, that thing you’re referring to, is somepony who is lost and confused right now and obviously not from here!” She scolded.

“Umm, I-I’m not exactly a pony, s-so to say, I was actually a human before I got here. Ahh, god that hurt” I explained, despite the pain my body still had.

“Ah’m still kinda lost here. You sayin’ that yer some kinda alien or something, right?” Applejack inquired, cutting into the discussion. I nodded while tilting my head side to side kind of to say ‘I guess you can say that.’ “How exactly did ya get here, if ya don’t mind me askin’?”

I opened my mouth to answer, but closed it when I couldn’t think of a good explanation. I took a moment before giving a reply.

“I really don’t know to be honest” I started. “I mean, one moment, I was in my bed sleeping, next thing I know, I’m standing here in the body of your friend here.”

“That does sound rather peculiar, darling.” Rarity adds in herself into the conversation, in thoughtfulness. “To show up in a foreign land out of nowhere for no reason at all, it seems rather strange for something like that to occur.”

Suddenly we hear Pinkie Pie rolling on the floor laughing her butt off for whatever reason. Me and Twilight look at each other in confusion. And we had the guts to ask, “Uhh, what are you laughing about, Pinkie?”

“Oh, not much, but you should’ve seen her face, ehehehehe” She briefly replied before going back to being a laughing heap.

I was about to ask why that was, but Twilight intervened by laying her hoof on me with a look on her face telling me that I shouldn’t go there. I complied, but I still couldn’t help but wonder just what the heck she was talking about.

I don’t think I even want to know, knowing how she is both in canon and in the fandom.

Oh come on, it can’t be that bad, what’s she gonna do? Pop out of your ha-

BOO! WASSAP!!

GAAAAAHH!! (And then Pinkie disappears)

*panting* I just saw my whole life flash right before my very eyes…...it was really boring.

*panting* How, just how, I-uh-I-just-wa-I just-

*puts hoof on Hannah* No...that’s far enough into that thought. Leave it be and you might stay sane.

You say that as if you had this experience even though I know for a fact that you haven’t.

That’s not important though. So, what else happened after that?

Not all that much actually, we finished our introductions, Spike took a letter and sent it to Princess Celestia hoping she could help me out, we took a train to Canterlot and...here we are.

….Huh. I kind of expected a bit more than that…. I guess I could share my side of the story. Ahem. So starting from where I left off on here,I was having a pretty good night’s sleep before you got here so...

I hear voices, familiar ones at that, I couldn’t really make out what they were saying though, eventually though I felt a smack on the head and I was on full alert.

“Wake up, Sleeping Beauty!” The voice called out more clearly, which sounded male, and as I was focusing more I turned to the source of the voice. It was Simmons.

“...Simmons?” I asked, still trying to make sense of what’s going on. Strange, I could’ve sworn I was... With that thought, I took a look at my surroundings. I was back at our cafe. In our own hangout place. “Wha-I...I’m back?”

“Back to the land of the living? Yeah, where’d you think you went?” Simmons responded, clearly unaware of what I was talking about.

“I...uh-I thought...I...huh.” I stammered, still struggling to process what was going on So was that all really a dream after all? I thought.

“Well, if you’re done lazing your butt off, let’s go.” Simmons invited.

“Uh, where we going?”

“We’re gonna go Lazer Tag, remember? We only took so long because the girls were just taking their sweet time getting ready...for whatever reason why.” He informed.

“......Huh. Ah well, must’ve been my imagination after all.” I told myself before complying to go with him.

As we were leaving the building however, something caught my eye, actually someone...or rather somepony.

It was Princess Luna. Huh? What’s she doing here? I thought to myself, very oblivious to what’s actually going on.

“Impressive place you live in, with wonderful friends to boot. No wonder you miss it.” The Lunar Princess said absentmindedly.

“Princess Luna? How’d you get here?” I asked, still not catching on.

“Hey, John, you coming?” I hear Simmons call out. Unaware of Luna’s presence. Which had me confused.

“Wait a minute, you don’t even se-” And at this moment I realized... I be dumb as f*ck.

“FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-”

“-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK” I screamed as I awoke, finding myself back in “reality”. Yep, here I am again, the wonderful little world of magic, and rainbows, and friendship. Yeah, this is the life. “Uuugghhh, why can’t I wake up from this dream?”(...Did you just…) (...Do what?) (...nevermind.) I groaned as I picked up a pillow and buried my face in it’s cloudy goodness. Yes, the pillow is in fact made from a cloud, I asked. At first I didn’t know how, but then I realized I was in Equestria, where pegasi control the weather, and technically I’m part pegasus since I’m...this, but I’m going off-topic.

After some time, I eventually decided to get on with my new life and get out of bed. I picked up a hair tie with my magic, which the Princesses spent some time teaching me how to do, but only telekinesis for now. It took some effort, and it was a little sloppy but I managed to put the hair tie on my astral mane...somehow, and put it into a ponytail. It was given to me by the Princesses, to kind of set me apart from the real Princess Luna, at least until they can either find a way to get me home, or fix my appearance to avoid confusion during my time here. The Princesses also explained my situation to the servants and guards so I was basically cleared of Changeling suspicion.(What’s a Changeling?) (I’ll explain it to you after we finish this.)

I finished getting ready making myself at least presentable, which I don’t really do all the time back in my world. For a minute however, I take a look in the mirror at myself. Only that I don’t really see myself...I see her. To be honest, at this moment, I never thought I would actually miss my reflection. After a little bit, I sighed and decided to continue on and see it life now would get better or worse. I assumed it was the latter, but I never knew.

I then made my way to the dining hall. After a few wrong doors and turns, I eventually arrived at my destination. Opening the doors I found that Celestia had already began her breakfast. “Oh, good morning, dear sis-” She started until she glanced at my mane and realized it was me. “Oh, it’s just you John. My mistake.” She says with a smile.

“Meh, it’s all good, I’m probably gonna get that a lot anyway.” I dismissed before taking my seat, and started eating whatever was on the table.

“So, how did you sleep if you don’t mind me asking?” Celestia asked me.

Much to my displeasure of that reminder, I let out an exasperated sigh and rested my head on my hoof. “Well, I was having a rather good dream before your sister had to go and remind me where I am now.” I reply to the solar princess in a disgruntled tone.

“Oh dear, I’m sure she didn’t intend to make you feel that way.” She tried to reassure me, but it didn’t really change my mood much. I took a bite out of a waffle anyway.

After a few moments of silence, Princess Luna came into the room with a dejected look on her face. She’s probably come to apologize. Assuming this fact, it didn’t really change my mood. Instead, I just slumped back into my chair, sighing. Actually, looking at this in hindsight, I might as well have been acting like a little kid right there, not willing to accept an apology. Anyway, I’m getting off topic.

As Luna came into the room, she surprisingly didn’t say anything right away. Instead she just silently walked over to the table, took her seat, and started her meal. For a good two minutes or so, all three of us at the table sat in dead silence, with the occasion of some slight shuffling and soft coughing from the few guards and servants standing post in our uncomfortable silence.

As much as I didn’t like the silence, I didn’t really have...the wanting to speak, for lack of a better word at the moment. I just...didn’t really care at the time. But at the same time, deep down, I really wanted somepony to break the silence. For Celestia, noticing the tension between us, as much as she herself wanted to break it, she knew that she’d might force the situation, so she too waited for either of us to do it. Unfortunately, Celestia also noticed that Luna was having difficulty figuring out what to say. Who could blame her? I’m not exactly the happiest person/pony in the world right now, so what can she do?

Finally, Luna sighed and took one more moment of silence before speaking. “John…?” She began, catching my attention and raising my eyebrow. “I...would like to apologize for my intrusion in your dream whilst you slept...it was very inconsiderate of me.” You don’t say. “To be honest, despite what you testified to us yesterday, I still had doubts.” Wow, so even my legitimate sob story wasn’t enough for you? “I wanted to be sure...that beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you were true.” Took you long enough to realize that, didn’t it? “And...after I saw your friends... I never really realized how much I missed mine.” *snrk* like you cou-wait… This got my attention and curiosity.

I perked up from my seat. “Wait, come again?” I asked for confirmation.

Luna sighed once again. “Back when Tia and I were fillies, we had six friends, unlike the Element Bearers today, you probably know them when looking in the archives… Clover, Hurricane, Platinum, Smart Cookie, Puddinghead, and Pansy. They were our first friends.” Of course, how could I forget. I thought to myself, starting to feel sorry for my behavior. “They were always there for us, and us for them...for each other. When they passed, although we were severely disheartened, we had to stay strong, because the world wasn’t going to allow us to break from the loss of our closest friends.”

For awhile, I sat there in my seat in remorse. I saw Celestia walk over to her sister and placed her wing over her in comfort and sympathy.

“I...guess that when I saw how you were with your friends...I couldn’t really help but fall back to those days. Where we didn’t have as much responsibility as we do now and we could just enjoy life how it was. For that...I am truly sorry.” Luna finished.

I sat up from my seat and walked up to where Luna is.“Actually, I feel that I should be the one who’s sorry. For my behavior.” I began. “It was wrong of me to give you the ‘cold shoulder’ treatment, as some people say on my world. I guess I was still sulking about the fact that I might be here forever that I forgot for a little bit how to live life for how it is as you go. It’s not really your fault that I’m like this.”

“No, it is my fault!” Luna interjected. “I didn’t believe you and I thought I could expose you and I didn’t think that would hurt you instead I-”

“No, you don’t understand” I attempted to reason, until Celestia inserted herself into the conversation.

“I think...we’ve done some very good progress in getting you two to get along, albeit a bit strange to see two of my sister seemingly bickering with each other, even though that isn’t the case.” Celestia said as she broke us up.(Wow...that got pretty emotional. Never really thought you could actually get to that level) (Uhuh... this place kind of set me off the wrong way when I got here, that’s all. It’s probably gonna get better, after this…) Just as she was about to continue speaking however, a scroll popped up, floating in the air beside her, which I figured was delivered through Spike’s dragonfire.

“Oh my, what could Twilight be up to now?” She wondered as she opened up the letter with Luna walking up beside Celestia, wanting to read the letter as well. As they read on however, Celestia raised an eyebrow. Didn’t really know what for...but that’s none of my business.

The solar monarch then turns head to me with a smile. “Well, we’re going to have visitors, one of which I think you will be most pleased with seeing.” She says with so much smug.

With that statement, I raised my eyebrow as well, and then rolled my eyes in denial. “Pshh, I seriously doubt that.” I huffed. “When are they coming though?”

“They’re already on their way on the train. They should be arriving within the hour.” Luna replied to my question.

With that said I didn’t have much to do around here other than just accompany Celestia and Luna to the throne room and just sit there idly until they arrive, all while looking presentable...yeah that sucked.(Little did he kno-) (No! Shut up.) Just when I was going to fall flat on my face in boredom, a guard came into the throne room.

“Your majesty, the Element Bearers have arrived.” He announced.

“Ah, splendid, send them in.” Celestia says in delight.

*sigh* This outta be good. I thought to myself before leaned my back beside Celestia’s throne. I legitimately didn’t really care for all this at the time, so I just went to show it. Luna leans over to look at me with an incredulous look from the disrespect I was showing, but before she could say anything to me, the Mane 6 enter the room, along with Spike and...another Twilight? ...wut? As they did so, Luna fumbled to get herself presentable to them.

“Princess Celestia!” A Twilight greeted happily.

“Welcome back, Twilight.” Celestia returned in kind.

Twilight was about to say something but was caught short of her words to see two identical alicorns at the flanks of Celestia’s throne. With that, she was at a loss for words, confused about what could be happening. The others have noticed too, see one Luna standing tall and proud while the other was just lounging about, not even giving a flying fart to anything going on.

Noticing their confusion, and the slight uneasiness forming on their faces, Celestia spoke up. “My little ponies, before you say anything, this is not a changeling or a clone of my sister. This John White. He stumbled upon here in this form by pure happenstance, and we’ve been trying to find a way to send him home, whilst starting to help him adjust to life here in the duration of finding a solution.” But at the mention of my name, I noticed the other Twilight perk up almost immediately and starts to stare at me. I didn’t really know what was going on, but I did then was just raise an eyebrow at her. All the while though, whilst Celestia and the Mane 6 were conversing about the situation, I didn’t notice I drowned out all that they were saying as the supposed Twilight clone began walking slowly toward me.

Before the guards were going to notice her and stop her, she spoke. “John...is that you?”

I just gave her a look. Okay, she knows me for some reason. I thought before saying, “Yeah, who’s asking?”

“Hannah! What are you doing?” Twilight called out, not wanting to draw too much attention. Well too late, at the mention of that name, that caught all of my attention.

I stood up. “Wait a minute, Hannah?” I started. “...Hannah Edwards? ...Hold on...Josh’s diner?”

“Undertale as your side bae?” ‘Hannah’ returned

“You being a real-life Twilight?”

...

...

…

“.....AAAAAAYYYYYYYY” I screamed, holding my arms out, which the confirmed Hannah returned in kind. Although when about to come toward each other into an embrace, we just fell flat on our faces as we tried to walk on our hind legs.

The others watching could only just stand there with a blank stare, trying to make sense of what just happened. And for a while we stayed on the floor, and I could only say, muffled through the floor, “Well this is awkward…”

And now here we are, telling our stories in a world full of magically colorful talking po-*gets smacked* Ow! What was that for?

That last bit didn’t happen.

Aawww c’mon, I can’t have fun with this thing?

If you’re gonna tell a story, tell it right. Because if I recall correctly, it went along the lines of…

‘John’ stood up. “Wait a minute, Hannah?” ‘he’ started. “...Hannah Edwards?”

“Oh gosh...it is you!” I exclaimed. “And…you’re pretty much a girl.”

“*inhale*......” Was pretty much his reaction, until his face fell flat with a sigh.

After a little bit of me staring at him, still figuring out if I should still call you a her instead,(No! Leave me alone) all he said was “Well this is awkward…”

And that’s what really happened

She says with the most smug look possible, look at least things happened in my version...and probably what I wanted to happen.

Well guess what? The universe doesn’t care about that either.

No fair. Anyway, that’s it from us for now, um don’t really have much to explain anything that I haven’t already, and what you can probably figure out soooo…..yeah, leave like and-*gets smacked again* OW! STOP HITTING ME!

Again with the youtube thing. That’s not even a thing here.

Then how come I found a Playstation looking thing in Luna’s room!?

Like you’ve always said, “because reasons”, there, that’s your outro, that’s it you done.

But-

*book closes*

Mmmmm, my god let me sleep a little longer, jeez Was the thought that came to mind as I was coming into consciousness. My bed got really comfy all of a sudden though.

My eyes are starting to flutter open as I start to wake up, grumbling throughout the way. They shot open though as I noticed how feminine it sounded and quickly looked over myself, finding myself in a cyan equine body in a bed made of...clouds? Oh don’t tell me. As I observed my surroundings, my suspicions were confirmed, I was in Rainbow Dash’s house...if the show has any accuracy to this. “Oh what the frick is this!?” I say to myself trying to get a hold of the situation. Taking full attention to my voice, I simply screamed.

I try to get out of bed, but as I try to walk, I fall flat on my face on the floor with a soft fwump. I guess that clouds are as soft as they say...if it were solid. I struggle onto my hooves and looked around searching around for a mirror. Managing to find one, I stumble towards it and fully observe myself. I couldn’t believe it...I was actually Rainbow Dash herself. Everything from the wings, her Cutie Mark, her eyes, everything.

“Oh hell nah cuh.” Was all I could say in response to all...this. But before I could do anything else, I hear the door crash open. I look over to see another Rainbow Dash staring at me from the door with a shocked and angry look on her face. Uh oh. Was the thought that went through my mind before I was tackled so hard that I went straight through the cloud-structured wall. My god that hurt.

When I was finally pinned to a wall after going through a few walls, the rainbow pegasus screamed, “WHO THE BUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?”

“W-w-what?” I whimpered.

“WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?”

“Wha-I-I don’t even know where I am!!”

“WHAT?!? No no, wait…*Inhale* do you know somepony named... ‘Hannah Edwards’ I think her name was?” She then asked.

“...Yes? She’s one of my friends.” I replied

Rainbow Dash took an exasperated sigh. “Great, just great, you’re with them.” She deadpanned. She then asked, “So, what’s your name then?”

I gulped then responded, “Uh...My name is Richard Simmons”