Weirdmageddon: Equestria

by Dodringo64


Battle For Equestria

"I CAN'T WAIT TO WIPE YOU ALL OFF THE FACE OF THIS PLANET!!!"

Everything was quiet and hopeless as Twilight, AKA Bill, was face to face with Celestia, Luna and the Royal Guard. Twilight's friends came as soon as they had heard the destruction.

"Woah, what happened to the castle!? Twilight?" Rainbow wondered. All of Twilight's friends were confused as to what happened here.

Celestia began to speak to Bill. "What are you and what have you done with Twilight? Explain!" Bill just smiled and glared at the two princesses.

"Wow, it really hasn't crossed your mind, Princess? I AM TWILIGHT, NOW! I have all of her magic, the power to take over this cursed place! You're not going to see her for a long time!" Fluttershy bravely walked forward towards Bill.

"Let Twilight go or else, you monster!" She said, attempting to give Bill the stare.

"I don't know what you are trying to do, but you should really back away before I end your life just like I did with that little dragon!"

"Wait, Spike's...dead?" Rarity said, trying not to cry but bursting into tears soon after.

"How in the hay could you do that to him, HE WAS JUST A KID!" Applejack yelled, angrier than she had ever been.

"Well, I suppose if you don't like that, then you do NOT wanna hear what I did to that poor Starlight! She's practically on fire!" Rainbow Dash attempted to dash up to Bill and attack him but Celestia managed to stop her before damaging Twilight's body.

"Rainbow Dash! NO! That thing still inhabits Twilight's body, if you damage him, you damage her." Celestia told her just in time.

"You know, Princess, I do have a name! I'm Bill Cipher, pleasure to meet you. You wanna introduce yourself?" Celestia wasn't interested in formalities.

"I am not interested in sharing formalities with you! Now leave Twilight's body and this world peacefully or this will end in pain!" Celestia signalled the Royal Guard to move forward, ready for attack. Twilight's friends also prepared for attack.

"Oh, do we really have to fight? And here I thought you would understand. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TWILIGHT BACK!" Bill stomped one of Twilight's hoofs and without and sound or warning, every member of the Royal guard had vanished without a trace.

"Where have they gone, what have you done with them!?" Celestia yelled, furiously. Even Luna was confused.

"Bring them back! Bring them back now or we will end this!" Luna stated.

"You really shouldn't worry yourselves, they're just taking a well deserved break in my Nightmare Dimension, they're perfectly fine. As for your threats, what do you seriously think you can do to me!? I just removed your entire army with a stomp of this hoof, and I could remove you just as fast!" Celestia and Luna as well as Twilight's friends knew he was right, but what could they do?

"Unfortunately, he's not wrong. Without Twilight, we don't have the power to do anything to him, unless..." Celestia had an idea, a very risky idea.

"What is it, sister?" Luna asked as she and Twilight's friends gathered around Celestia.

"Are you kidding me!? I won't risk this if you seriously have a plan!" Bill stomped Twilight's hoof once more and Luna was gone.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? She had better be still alive!" Celestia couldn't believe what was going on. First the Royal Guard, then Luna!

"Of course she is! As long as you give up, right now!" Celestia knew that if she didn't go through with her plan now, the whole of Equestria was doomed.

"Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash! You have to trust me!" Celestia knew exactly what to do.

"What are you doing, Princess!?" Applejack yelled.

Celestia walked up to Bill. "What are you going to do? Hopefully you know better than to fight back now!" Celestia looked back at Twilight's friends.

"Rainbow Dash, you'll know what to do!" Celestia shot a massive burst of magic at Bill, which as a result of the shock, caused him to temporarily leave Twilight's body.

"YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT, PRINCESS!!" Bill snapped his fingers and Celestia's horn and wings were removed from her body. Twilight's body was unconscious but Bill was rushing to get back inside. Bill didn't get too far before Rainbow Dash came kicking in and attacked Bill's eye directly.

"Bullseye!" She yelled.

"Everypony, keep him away from Twilight's body! He must not be allowed to take over her mind again!" Celestia told them, knowing she was powerless to do anything now.

"NO! I refuse to lose to a group of PONIES! I REFUSE!!" Bill snapped his fingers once again and froze everyone in place. "Oh boy, aren't we going to have fun now."

As Bill began to move back into Twilight's body, a massive surge of energy radiated from Twilight's friends. "What's going on!?" As Bill scrambled to get back into Twilight's body, he was hit directly in the eye by the blast. "AAAAAHHH!!!"

"How are you doing this, you should be FROZEN!!" Bill snapped his fingers yet they seemed to have no effect, everyone was still frozen but the energy was still building up.

Princess Celestia smiled. "I don't know where you came from, Bill Cipher. But where we come from, we rely on the Magic of Friendship. And that is something even you can't defeat!"

Bill just shrugged. "Seems a little cliche to me." Bill shot his own blast of energy straight into Celestia, which hurt her pretty bad. Just then, Rainbow Dash shot out from the light and struck Bill in his eye once again. Applejack then came out and proceeded to whip Bill in his eye. Fluttershy gave him the stare which seemed to work this time and he was forced to the ground. Rarity proceeded to kick Bill in the eye while Pinkie used her Party Cannon to attack Bill.

"OKAY! OKAY!! I GET IT! THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP ALWAYS WINS! But that doesn't mean my magic doesn't..." Bill snapped his fingers one last time as Twilight's friends were sucked into the Nightmare Dimension.

"NO!!" Yelled Celestia, not knowing what to do now.

"Well, it looks like the tables have turned, Princess!! Sorry it had to end this way but you really left me no choice, did you!?" Bill was ready to destroy Celestia and take over Equestria.

Just then, as Twilight's friends were gone and it was just Celestia and Bill...Twilight opened her eyes. "Bill!" She said before standing up and with one last surge of energy, shot a beam of magic at Bill...