Family.
"God Dammit!" Twilight yelled. "How the hell are we gonna find it then?" Rainbow Dash asked. "How the fuck should I know?" Twilight angrily replied. "Darlings," Everypony turned to look at Rarity. "Don't mean to bother you, but I really need something done about my ear," she said while pointing to hear still bleeding ear. "We needa take her to a hospital." Applejack said. "I thought Red Dawn said we already said we went there." Twilight said. "We did," Rarity said in a more furious voice, "but you stupid bitches left me in the balloon! "Oh sorry about that, I think we should be able to find it easier to find.
"What if Fluttershy tried to call someone?" "Pinkie said with a little more optimism. "I'm pretty sure she would have tried to call us" Twilight said. "We should at least try." "Ok fine." Pinkie pulled out her cell phone. "Wait, who should we call?" "Maybe Big Macintosh" Rarity said. "No he'd go batshit crazy!" Applejack said wailing her hooves around. "Oh oh oh what about Mr. and Mrs. Cake, their great at keeping secrets," Pinkie said." "Good idea, call em' up Pinkie," Applejack said. Pinkie pulled out her cell phone and dialed the Cake's home number.
Back in Ponyville.
"Oh my god, Harder Harder!, Come on honey, fuck me like you mean it!" Mrs. Cake screamed. During this time Mr. Cake was slamming his wife against their bed. He continually pounded her shaking the entire bed. "Honey I'm gonna ….." Mrs. Cake let out one more scream. Mr. Cake then let out a long groan before falling to his wife's side. "That was amazing" Mrs. Cake said nuzzling against her husband. There was a ringing from their telephone on the bedside table. Mr. Cake had reached over to answer the phone. "Hello, oh hi Pinkie Pie" he said while massaging his wife's right breast. "Listen, if Fluttershy calls anyone in Ponyville call us and tell us." Pinkie Pie said hanging up the phone. "That was weird." "What did Pinkie Pie have to say?" Mrs. Cake asked. "Oh see just wanted us to let her know if we heard from Fluttershy." "Oh, ok" Mrs. Cake said "Now where were we?" she said as she pulled her husband back on her.
In the Everfree Forest.
Big Macintosh walked through the Everfree Forest. He was looking for the perfect spot for the new house that he would build for Fluttershy and himself. He knew that she would like to be close to nature. While walked around through the woods he came across a dingy trailer. As he approached it he called out. "Hello is anypony in there. "Who approaches the home of the great and powerful Trixie?" a voice from the inside boomed. "Just me" Macintosh replied. "The great and powerful Trixie demands that you leave at once!" Trixie said walking out of her home. "Wait I'm lookin' for a space to build a home me and my wife." "Well as it just so happens the great and powerful Trixie owns this whole area that would be perfect for a home." Trixie said looking quite pleased with herself. "Alright is it for sale?" "For a price, At the moment Trixie is finically stable, but is in lack of other things, come into my trailer and we'll settle on a price." Trixie said walking back into her trailer. Big Mac slowly made his way into her home.
"Alright Miss Trixie, what kinda price do you wanna settle on," Macintosh said looking around the room. "Trixie what the hell are you doin'." "Finalizing a sale." Trixie said. She was sitting on her bed, opening her legs to expose her glistening wet marehood. "Do want the land or not?" Trixie asked. "Ya, but not this way." He turned to walk out but he was suddenly stopped. He felt his erection grow as he was turned around. He looked at Trixie to see her horn glowing, he suddenly realized what was happening. He tried to resist but she was to powerful. He was pulled into her and then bounced atop her. He realized that he would have to wait till she was done having her way with him. After 20 minutes she had gotten tired of her boy toy and released him. "That was awesome," Trixie said handing the deed to Big Mac. "Pleasure doin' business wit' cha" Machintosh said before punching her right in the face. "Crazy Bitch!" he said as he walked out of the trailer. Once out, he unlocked the brake and pushed the trailer away. He looked at his newly acquired land. He would have to start building if he wanted to surprise Fluttershy with the house by the time of their wedding.
Back in Las Pegasus.
"Now that that's over, let's find that hospital" Twilight said. After a few minutes of flying they found the Las Pegasus hospital. Twilight brought the balloon done onto the hospital landing pad. "Alright let's get Rarity to the operating room" Pinkie said opening the door for the bleeding unicorn. After being called back into the operating room Rarity sat atop medical bed, while the other sat in chairs. The doctor entered the room, he was aged Unicorn with a sliver coat, white mane and a stethoscope for cutie mark. "Alright what happened here?" the doctor said looking over Rarity's medical chart. "Our friend was shot in the ear" Pinkie said. "Oh I remember you, are you having any problems?" the doctor asked. "What are you talking about? Pinkie replied. "Well I mean your insemination." "What's an insemi….mation?" It's were someone artificially makes pregnant." Twilight said forgetting the context in which she used it. "What" Pinkie screamed. "Last night you came in here, and you told me that you wanted me to impregnate you. So I artificial inseminated you.
Pinkie stood up with a tear in her eye. She didn't know whether to panic or say nothing, Pinkie than bolted out of the room and down the hall. "You go catch up with her and I'll finish up here Rarity said as the doctor stitched her ear. The others ran down the hall when they heard a slight cry coming from a bathroom. They slowly walked in to see Pinkie crying her eyes out and talking to herself. "Pinkie are you okay?" Twilight asked. "What I am I gonna do Twi?" Pinkie said still moaning, "I don't know how to be a mother, my foal doesn't deserve to be born to a filly like me, a filly who has no idea how to take care of it." The poof in her mane had suddenly fell straight. "Don't worry sugar cube we'll help ya" Applejack said. "No, I can't ask for that," Pinkie said. "Who would want me? I'm a lesbian with a foal on the way."
"I would!" Rainbow Dash said walking toward Pinkie. "I've been thinking about this morning" Rainbow said starring into Pinkie's eyes. "I have too, and I think I know why we did it." "Why?" Rainbow Dash replied back. "Because, how else were we gonna start a family?" "Is that what we're going to be, a family." "I was hoping so." Pinkie said back. "Then that's just what we'll be, A family." Rainbow Dash said. "Oh Rainbow Dash thank you" Pinkie said running up and hugging Rainbow Dash. "You're welcome" Rainbow replied. She rubbed Pinkie's belly where she knew their foal was developing. "That was beautiful." Rarity said. Everypony looked back to see her. "Don't mean to be a cock blocker but we need to get to the Stallion club." Twilight said. "Yur right" Applejack said getting up and walking toward the door. "Would you we mind if me and Pinkie stay here for a minute?" Rainbow Dash asked. "Sure" Twilight said. Pinkie giggled as Rainbow pulled her into a stall. As they stood outside the bathroom, they could hear their squeals and giggles coming from them. " As weird as it sounds, those two were made for each other