I seriously have no idea why I wrote this. This is my first story and I am open to any reviews. Basically if you haven't seen the Hangover then you will have no idea what this story is about. Sorry if my punctuation is horrible as it's not one of my strengths. Warning is you are under the age of 18 or very prude this story is not for you, Rated M for language, drug content and adult themes. I own nothing, so with out further ado, I present "The Hayngover".
The Morning After.
"Ugggggghhhh" said a purple filly as she came too. Her vision was blurred, her head was aching, and she felt like shit. She looked to her side and saw the remains of what was once possibly a nice hotel room. She tried to stand but quickly fell back down. She sat up and surveyed her surroundings. Turning her head to the right, she saw a tan earth pony passed out on the floor 10 feet away from her. She tried to speak but couldn't more utter any more than a few slurred words. "Hey Applejack!" she screamed. Almost immediately the tan pony got up, losing her hat while trying to gain her footing.
Applejack looked up at Twilight with a confused look on her face. "Twi whatcha got there on yur face?" Twilight stopped for a moment and took her hoof to her snout, then looked. What she saw confused and shocked her. A white powdery residue had taken up space on the surface of her hoof. "Is this…..cocaine?" Twilight asked nervously. "I think so sugar cube." Applejack said back. Wiping the powder from her face, Twilight looked into Applejack's hat. "Uhhh Applejack, why is your hat full of bits?" I have not a damn clue." She said back. They began to look around the room where they saw a strange site. Atop a ruined mattress, they saw a rainbow colored Pegasus with a pink earth pony within her legs.
"What the hell!" Twilight said. "I told you they were lesbians." Applejack said starring in awe. "Hey Rainbow, Pinkie Pie getup!" Twilight screamed. Rainbow perked up and looked between her legs at a still unconscious Pinkie Pie nuzzling against her chest. "Rainbow Dash wake her up." Applejack said. Rainbow Dash slowly nudged Pinkie's head and said "hey Pinkie Pie, wake up." Pinkie Pie slowly opened her eyes and saw that she was being held within Rainbow's legs. "Ughhh Rainbow Dash, did we….do it?" Pinkie asked. "I don't know, I can't remember." Rainbow Dash replied. The two got up and joined the others.
The four stared at the destroyed suite. "What the hell happened last night?" Twilight said. "I have no idea, it was all just a blur." Rainbow Dash said still feeling uneasy about waking up with Pinkie Pie. "Do y'all know were the others are?" Applejack said noticing the missing Rarity and Fluttershy. "I don't know." Twilight said looking around the room. "How the hell did all this happen?" "I don't know." Pinkie said looking out the window over looking the city of Las Pegasus. All of them remembering that only 24 hours ago they were in Ponyville, Receiving some good news.
24 hours earlier in Ponyville
Twilight was reading in her library reading when an ecstatic Fluttershy burst through the door. Oh my gosh! "Twilight, you'll never guess what happened." "I guess I couldn't." Twilight replied. "Well Big Macintosh was "giving me some apple seeds", then he pulls out and tells me he loves me." Fluttershy said. "Whoa! Really?" Twilight replied. "Yeah and that's not the best news." "Then what is?" Twilight asked. "I'm getting married!" Fluttershy screamed. "Really?" Twilight said. "Yeah, I'm so happy!" Within an hour the others had been informed of the wedding. "Where do you wanna have the bachelorette party?" Twilight asked. "Oh oh how about Sugarcube Corner?" Pinkie Pie asked." "Oh please, I know a place that'll make Sugar Cube Corner look like a class A shithole." Rainbow Dash said. "Where is it Dashie?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"Las Pegasus, the most kickass place in all of Equestria." Rainbow Dash screamed. The six agreed that would the best place to hold the Bachelorette party. They then rushed to get their things and within an hour they were in Twilight's balloon on their way to Las Pegasus. "Can't this damn thing go any faster?" Rainbow said pissed by how slow the balloon was going. "Darling you can't force a balloon to go faster." Rarity said in a calming voice. "God you're stupid bitch." Rainbow muttered under her breath. "What was that?" Rarity asked. "I said I have an irritating itch." Rainbow replied. "Oh, sorry about that." Rarity said before turning around.
A few moments of silence passed before of question rose from Pinkie. "Hey guys what is Glaucoma?" "Isn't like some disease?" Fluttershy replied. "why do you ask?" "Well they say that if you have Glaucoma you can like smoke weed and it's totally legal." Pinkie stated. "But you don't have Glaucoma Pinkie." Twilight replied. "Ya, but I do like to smoke weed." Pinkie said lighting up a joint. "Ima purtty sure weeds illegal sugar cube." Applejack said lighting up a joint herself. "Weeds illegal, I thought it was just rude to smoke, like fingering yourself in a movie theater." Pinkie said. Everypony just face hoofed.
After a few hours of flying they approached Las Pegasus. A city in the middle of the desert, half on the ground half in the air. The city was filled with the towering buildings, huge casinos and bustling streets. Twilight landed the balloon near the "Celeastia's Palace" hotel and casino. The six hopped out of the balloon and began to walk toward the huge double doors of the hotel. "Oh my god, I can't believe we're actually here" Pinkie Pie as she bounced in front of the group and into the lobby. They walked past dozens of ponies as made their way to the front desk as Pinkie bounced over to desk. "Hello can we get a suite?" The employee wasn't listening to her but gazing at her breast as she bounced. "Hmmm…what?" What the hell are you doing you pervey bastard!" Rainbow Dash screamed. No, no I was just…" "Just wait, eye-balling my friend's tits, you know I wouldn't be surprised if you were wackin' it as she was walking up." "No, I was just.." "You know I might just have to tell your boss about this on-the-job wackin'. Rainbow screamed furiously. "Please don't, I'll lose my job and my wife" the desk manager balled.
"Fine then, we want the best damn villa you got!" Rainbow said. "Ok here just take it" the desk manager said handing her the key. "Oh, and by the way your boner is still showing, best take care of that" Rainbow said before walking back to the group. The six got into the elevator and went to the very top floor were they entered their amazing villa. "This room is Great" Twilight said. " Holy shit! They have a whole fridge full of booze." Applejack said already beginning to pound down a quart. "Hey you all, will you come out to the balcony, I have something to say." Fluttershy called from the balcony. The remaining ponies made their way toward the balcony." "Ut hmmmm, just wanted to say that over these past few years you have been like family to me.
I mean, I know that you fucked things up in the beginning but that doesn't really matter" Fluttershy said. A storm of cheers erupted from everypony. "I'd also like to say that once I get back to Ponyville I'm going to get so laid." Once again a storm of cheers erupted from everypony. "After that, chances are I'm gonna get knocked up and will be too busy raising a foal to hang out so I guess tonight is the gonna be our last great party." Fluttershy said. "And what party would be complete without cupcakes, courtesy of Mr. and Mrs. Cake." Pinkie said coming out of the villa, balancing a tray of cupcakes on her flank. Pinkie began to pass out the cupcakes, each having the ponies cutie marks designed with frosting.
"Alight darling, you all know we need some shots to go with these cupcakes." Rarity said handing out shots of tequila. "To Fluttershy, and her happy marriage" Twilight said with her shot glass of tequila held in the air, "Cheers!" "Cheers!" the others followed before downing their shots and tossing back their cupcakes. "Alright everypony, lets turn this fucking city upside down" Rainbow Dash exclaimed. "Yeah!" everypony yelled before leaving the villa and entering the elevator. "Oh my gosh, I'm so excited" Fluttershy squeaked. "You should be." Pinkie said
So that's Chapter One, surprisingly I had good time writing this and I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Leave your reviews, and I will try get the next chapter out as soon as I can. Once again I say, this is my first story and I hope that you get as much enjoyment out of it as I did.