Five Nights with Pinkie

by Catsofwar108


Five Nights with Pinkie on a Budget

"Hi Mr. Faz!" Pinkie squee-ed. Mr. Faz hummed and gave her a mask.

"MAKE MONEY FOR ME!!!"


"Huehuehuehuehue." Pinkie giggled to herself as she walked inside. Mangle appeared by her side.

"Hey wanna be friends?" Mangle asked. Pinkie, being Pinkie, of course nodded. "Cool, you just have to step inside this suit for me, okay?"

"B-but I dun wanna!" Pinkie yelled, unnecessarily loudly.

Toy Freddy, Toy Bonnie, and Toy Chica poofed into existence. "Rawr." They said in unison, one with a middle finger pointed to the sk- Gah! Guuuys you have to act this out!

"Okay, for one, this is humiliating." Toy Chica said, a deadpan look on her face.

It's not that bad....

"It really is...." Pinkie groaned, looking through her script.

The Puppet appeared behind Terminal Velocity and what the heck are you doing back here? Get back into the story!

The Puppet staunchly disagrees and thinks Terminal Velocity is being childish.

Well nobody- I mean nopony asked for your opinion. Get back in there!

The Puppet began to slowly strangle Terminal Velocity.

What are you doing! I-I-Stop! You'll m-mess everything up! I-I y-you're going to-k-kill me....

Terminal Velocity died.

"Wanna go out for ice cream?" Pinkie asked everyone.

The Puppet, Withered Bonnie, Chica, Freddy, Foxy, Toy Bonnie, Chica, Freddy, Mangle, and Pinkie all went out for ice cream and everything was happy.


A lone soul floated through the empty Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

I hate everyone.