Changeling Army Secret Forces Logs: Dillon Mane

by Obedience


Winter's Messed Up

Changeling Army Secret Forces logs
"Winter's Messed Up"
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October 20 2010 (Just before midnight, according to watch)

Okay, I seriously didn't notice it was winter. Did I travel in time or something? Just yesterday it was summer. Then again, I did feel a little dizzy this morning. And why am I lying on a bench in the park? And why have I suddenly gotten this craving for chocolate milk? Mother of Celestia, this is just like that "Ponies In Black 3" movie!

In this alternate timeline (I watch too many movies don't I?), the first pony I met was a light brown stallion with spiked down hair and a green tie. "Just call me The Doctor." he said with a British accent. I was told that he had brought me to this other reality in his "TARDIS" which to me, looked just like a phone booth to me. "Um... no offense but Doc Brown had a much cooler and more reliable time machine than yours don't you think?" I asked. And then The Doctor was all like "My time machine is way cooler than somepony's frozen Delorean!" and "I definitely use less than 1.21 gigawatts. See? I'm saving electricity!". "Kay, chill dude. Why have you brought me here?" and then I knocked him out. Well, I had to stop him! Who knew he would so readily jump to the defense of his time machine? Sweet Celestia.

Name: Doctor Whooves (cool nickname?)
Mane Colour: Dark Brown
Coat Colour: Light Brown
Gender: Male
Kind: Earth Pony (or was he a Pegasus?)

-Report by: Agent Dillon Mane
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October 21 2010 (dawn)

"These creatures, called 'Daleks', are coming to invade Equestria today during Winter Wrap Up!" was what Doctor Whooves told me. Daleks are alien mutants inside robotic shells that believe that all other beings are inferior to them. That's specist! So, I'm told that only I have the necessary skill to eliminate the Dalek threat. And how? Oh sweet Celestia, the Doc wants me to pose as a Dalek and take them out from within their ranks. I thought that it would be an easy job. Except the fact that I have have to destroy them with no knowledge of how to operate a Dalek shell and that I have to do it in five hours!!! This is going to give me a headache.

-Report by: Agent Dillon Mane
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--End of Log 8--
This log was not submitted to CASF
If a Pegasus wearing the Flux Capacitor were to fly at 88 mph, BACK TO THE FUTURE she goes!